OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, June 9, 2008

WHAT HILLARY SHOULD HAVE DONE TO WIN THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON




implants and a makeover


promise to legalize it for the 4:20 crowd


a three-pointer with zero seconds left on the clock to win the WNBA finals


playing saxophone on the Arsenio Hall Show


ripping on her husband's infidelities Springer-style on a Dr. Phil prime time special; then dumping Bill for Scarlett Johansson


leading a covert commando squad into Iraq


foxy boxing Condoleezza Rice


strapping into Howard Stern's "robospanker"


revealing the amazing powers she gained after being bit by a radioactive shrew


the mysterious disappearance of Barak Hussein Obama


choosing the appropriate campaign song- the ragtime theme from "The Sting"


Tony Hawk as a running mate


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