OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, July 21, 2008

CHANGES MICHAEL JACKSON CAN MAKE TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE

publicly calling out 50 Cent and moonwalking all over his black ass

moving to Las Vegas to begin the "Fat Michael" period of his career

Mike Jackson, oil rigger

no longer wearing the sequined marching band jacket with one glove; switching to full length fur coats and feathered pimp hats, and carrying a walking stick that sheathes a sword

sleepovers with young girls

successfully leading a ragtag band of misfits on a covert mission to capture Osama Bin Laden

dying


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