OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, February 14, 2011

SHE'S TOO YOUNG FOR YOU IF...

when you first met, she came to your house to sell Girl Scout cookies

she agreed to go out with you only after you promised to give back her nose

she couldn't go with you to Las Vegas for the weekend because she had to decorate a gymnasium for a sock hop

Woody Allen thinks you’re immoral

on a date at the movies, she treated for the popcorn with money she recently received from the Tooth Fairy

while you shopped at the grocery for suds and snax, she sat in the cart

when you made a funny face after sipping skunky beer- she clapped her hands, laughed, and insisted you “do it again” for twenty or thirty more times

when making out, she stopped you from going too far by shouting: “Bad touch!”

the reason she wears no bra is not because she’s a free-spirited feminist

the rope she provided for kinky sex bondage was the same one she skips double-dutch with

she blows like she's inflating a balloon

the only thing she sucked in bed was her thumb

her birth control pills were Flintstone shaped

R. Kelly has a video of himself peeing on her older sister

NAMBLA complains you’re giving pedophiles a bad name

she's really an internet cop


COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.










Monday, February 7, 2011

CONSIDERED, BUT REJECTED BLOG TITLES

All Up in My Grill


Bubble Gum & Training Bras


Conked on the Noggin


Diggy!


The Erotic Diary of Anne Frank


Flaming Bags of Dog Crap


Handicapped Parking on Lover's Lane


Hello Oprah? It's Me, God


If Hitler Had a Girlfriend- So Can You!


Inappropriately Touching Your Jailbait Stepdaughter


Jane Eyre


Je Suis Napoleon


Jungle Bunnies and Porch Monkeys


Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians! (the non-sexy type)


Lolita's Little Sister


More Inappropriate Touching of Your Jailbait Stepdaughter


Mr. Roger's Neighborhood Meth Lab


Nincompooped!


Non-Show Business Careers for Midgets


Not the Whole Shebang (just the dirty parts)


Nuns in Bikinis


Panties Inferno


Porn Star: The Story of an Inappropriately Touched Jailbait Stepdaughter


Proud Nubian Princess


The Strange Case of the Floozy's Cooter


Wet Dream About a Mermaid


White Women Named "Monique"


Yumpin' Yimminy!


COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.