WHAT NOT TO SAY WHEN SHE CATCHES YOU STARING AT HER CHEST
"Are they real?"
"Let's play submarine; I'll be the Captain, you be the periscope."
"So, which club do you strip at?"
"Go back to sleep- this is just a dream."
"You'll never drown, that's for sure."
"What'd they cost you?"
"You're only my half-sister, anyway."