"Hey honey- how much?"
"Did you know cows sleep standing up?"
"Check this out- it's from my father's gun collection!"
"Shut up you dumb whore!"
"Of course I'm okay to drive."
"Look! A tattoo parlor!"
"You don't really mean 'no.'"
"I can beat that train!"
"See that woman waaaay out of my league? I fucked her."
"I'm going to kick your ass!"
"Let's drive to Reno!"
"Your daughter's got quite a little body on her!"
"No, who's Joe Francis and what're you doing with that video camera and those cheap Mardi Gras beads?"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I ...."
(Christina Aguilera; Andy Dick; Christina Ricci; Kiefer Sutherland; Lindsay Lohan; Mickey Rourke; Paris Hilton)