on the Maury Povich Show with a former best friend who slept with your "fiance"
in the toy aisle at Target with someone dressed as Darth Vader over an exclusive variant chase Star Wars action figure
a cold with plenty of rest and fluids
Irish (those potato eating b@stards)*
*Editor's Note: what MR.E. actually means is, "Go Notre Dame!"
the urge to push someone in front of a bus or down a flight of stairs
Gorgeous Bruce for the Backyard Wrestling Championship belt
sleep while driving home from Dayton at 3 in the morning
fire with fire (and now my raised ranch is a rubbled ash)