illiteracy
on the Maury Povich Show with a former best friend who slept with your "fiance"
in the toy aisle at Target with someone dressed as Darth Vader over an exclusive variant chase Star Wars action figure
TRIUMPH THE INSULT COMIC DOG
a cold with plenty of rest and fluids
Irish (those potato eating b@stards)*
*Editor's Note: what MR.E. actually means is, "Go Notre Dame!"
the urge to push someone in front of a bus or down a flight of stairs
Gorgeous Bruce for the Backyard Wrestling Championship belt
ANDY KAUFMAN
sleep while driving home from Dayton at 3 in the morning
fire with fire (and now my raised ranch is a rubbled ash)
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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