OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, April 21, 2014

SOUNDBITES FROM JESUS’ RETURN EASTER PRESS CONFERENCE

“Yo- wazzup dog?”

“Drink Diet Pepsie!”

"No, that wasn't me, it was Jared Leto."

“Gumlegs in the third at Pimlico.”

“Yes, I can fly.”

“One of you groupies has a burning bush!”

"And for you lepers, there's a lost and found box in the back for missing body parts."

“Superman would lose.”

“Ah-ah-ah- choo! ...Well?”

“and with every Whopper purchased- you’ll receive a free 12 oz Apostle glass- collect all eight!”

“Look for me at the Taj Mahal the weekend of June 16th!  Sinbad is my opening act.”




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