OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, December 1, 2014

THE REAL REASON YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CHEERLEADING SQUAD

your pom poms aren't big enough










































the swastika carved into your forehead


you bring team spirit in the form of a poltergeist











































the chemo makes your hair difficult to braid


your inability to spell the school's name






































the wheelchair


you wear too much makeup and not enough underware









































your whiskers and Adam's apple



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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

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