OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Friday, April 8, 2016

POSEURS


bored with air travel

watches the Sundance Channel

calls rap music lyrics "urban poetry"

appointments only with doctors who practice Ayurvedic Medicine


pierced scrotum

cellphone so small it's difficult to show off

adopted Cambodian orphan


donates clothes to animal rescue shelters

doesn't own socks

enjoys taking long walks


hyphenated last name

making an effort to reduce carbon footprint

bejeweled bottled water carrier


listens only to bands that record on vinyl

praised all of Woody Allen's recent Euro-made movies

has a handle-bar mustache and a man-bun


reads Joan Didion

got married on a mountain top

drinks only craft ale and almond milk



car engine runs on bacon grease

thinks Chloe Sevigny is the most beautiful best actress in the world

is gluten free and juice cleanses


reads Noam Chomsky while dining out alone

wears a "Black Lives Matter" pin

finally learned to love themselves




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