OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Friday, May 20, 2016

NOT THE IDEAL PROM DATE


if you share at least one parent

brings along two thugs as "backup"

if you have to arrange the date with Dap Willie Green under a bridge

it's a parole violation to come within 500 feet of a public school

going to an after-prom party breaks the half-way house curfew

brings you a bouquet of flowers found while short-cutting through a cemetery

wears a tee-shirt with a cartoon of a tux printed on the front

picks you up in a limo with two Japanese businessmen riding along in the back



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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. 

Friday, May 6, 2016

CRACKPOT PRODUCTS & BUSINESS IDEAS

bent nail straightening

blowup love dolls that blow up

catered suicides

diet water

electric washcloth

female impersonators

 fishnet garbage bags

flammable pajamas

flavored eye drops

glass-bottomed bus

glass nails

gold pennies

hardcover newspapers

imitation vitamins

instant rust

instructional dvd: “How to Play DVDs”

John Wayne Gacy plush doll
kerosene flavored gum

lollipops with broken glass centers

 mail sex

mug shot photo retouching

“Nanook’s All-You-Can-Eat Blubber”

nonalcoholic beer

non-spreadable butter

non-sudsing soap

placenta helper

“Rent-a Racist”

"Rev. Al Sharpton's Sweatsuit Shoppe"

salad in a can

"Serious Putty"

snow tires (made from snow)

sponge-bottomed boats

tampons for men

tee-shirts with funny sayings printed on the inside

wood-burning ice maker

wool condoms

 



COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.