OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Friday, July 15, 2016

MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE



 MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE

rock concert claustrophobia

big screen movie eyestrain


rolling paper cut


amusement park ride anxiety


cable channel surfing wipeout


frisbee wrist sprain


video game controller finger cramp


road trip ennui


shoppers exhaustion


junk food distaste


the heebie-jeebies


comedy writer's block




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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. 

Friday, July 1, 2016

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN
LINDSAY

goodbye to my teacher
one thing I’ll miss loads
is the look on your face
when I break the dress codes

my jeans are hip-huggers
still you think it’s wrong
when a teenage schoolgirl
shows the waistband of her thong

my tee-shirt is tight
but that’s how they’re sold
and if you don’t like it
why’s your classroom so cold?

by being sent home
for clothes much less lewd
I’ll return wearing something
to reveal I'm tattooed


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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.