tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3687849127975066322024-03-05T05:12:24.285-05:00OUCH! by MR.E.Cutting Edge-Mature-Sick Humor in the jugular vein of Adult Swim Belushi Broken Lizard Carry On Cracked Dayton Edwin Family Guy Howard Stern It's Always Sunny John Waters Kids in the Hall Mad Mel Brooks Monty Python's Flying Circus Mr Show Mystery Science Theater 3000 National Lampoon The Onion SNL SCTV Second City Shaker The Simpsons South Park Stella Tim & Eric Trailer Park Boys Upright Citizens Brigade Whitest Kids U Know Woody Allen *OUCH! by MR. E ALL RIGHTS RESERVED BY AUTHOR*OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.comBlogger112125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-64218292326591164592016-07-15T04:20:00.000-04:002016-07-15T04:20:02.441-04:00 MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrEcaad8C16RbW46B05LXQ3CYowYcFDxOCgrGaqqlzGBgMHIoqjhqZ_fFv_li_xpEGj2pMTxmTiwinI-X7ALLa-wIawGD7JRZ6Xiu76mQdgofdCWFEjitZmrL-ZJ7y80Xnda_d_owDQ2Y/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrEcaad8C16RbW46B05LXQ3CYowYcFDxOCgrGaqqlzGBgMHIoqjhqZ_fFv_li_xpEGj2pMTxmTiwinI-X7ALLa-wIawGD7JRZ6Xiu76mQdgofdCWFEjitZmrL-ZJ7y80Xnda_d_owDQ2Y/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<b> MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE</b></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf4kF8zGnVOIvhrM8OEwwEFiEjX-Ntyt8dix8R0myOVt-JfnqJcbi3VdpJMzgrATJrv0cpI_vkeKX25xM6Ywwe82QCTUAAcLWoHphfp3hoS4qmWTHZ1hKpxDfUVmmIRNdhzwc-_HM5vdA/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="506" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf4kF8zGnVOIvhrM8OEwwEFiEjX-Ntyt8dix8R0myOVt-JfnqJcbi3VdpJMzgrATJrv0cpI_vkeKX25xM6Ywwe82QCTUAAcLWoHphfp3hoS4qmWTHZ1hKpxDfUVmmIRNdhzwc-_HM5vdA/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
rock concert claustrophobia</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiH06puDYe_IH5-xM3uK1183N0SE1AWSTV9zbuXbv0VNOCiQQtoYXPkS3HbJ-OWxZzcb9Aeh4EIObqi4s3t8twnQ9wQcx4HtOPUkrwl3DspWT7A0rAgcvhbeQxVIKbqc_oClldeKlrnnY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"> </a><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxFO5GlKhuH2S5mn-68HxfAQwWCHgVulbgcvGcSXjDltShAXCyzav3SR3cMP61X6y8KEcQnUiVd0jpZRd1FCLZnjIvrNHlQTo-7owYOZoBCODlbJrZRGATDNV_xfalvnCGNbc9rt6ZWvw/s1600/-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxFO5GlKhuH2S5mn-68HxfAQwWCHgVulbgcvGcSXjDltShAXCyzav3SR3cMP61X6y8KEcQnUiVd0jpZRd1FCLZnjIvrNHlQTo-7owYOZoBCODlbJrZRGATDNV_xfalvnCGNbc9rt6ZWvw/s640/-1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
big screen movie eyestrain<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Lf9LEq4g7gWeTZ3SeyfBqn8yC20PmEhvEi9vWnThIZ7pZJgBA92FEGple5AQ87r_lXafuP7Fn2jPCI0nUkJt56bDd_6YOGyA_05C0kTFOhm-rslaWme5P6Ornx4SjX9oTzc806L-498/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1Lf9LEq4g7gWeTZ3SeyfBqn8yC20PmEhvEi9vWnThIZ7pZJgBA92FEGple5AQ87r_lXafuP7Fn2jPCI0nUkJt56bDd_6YOGyA_05C0kTFOhm-rslaWme5P6Ornx4SjX9oTzc806L-498/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
rolling paper cut<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdc-HuuP9sd5lCMJE1Vc2B9A8o26DZugGYfarEM3O0YnijcVFMfHrm9brNzK9iYhJO0p3wskJElPzHjZ_y_E9dSMnom68xbp8PmF2VHLXXRHftlixBrp6vVeWUq4DQVlEKbLBr_j-kowI/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdc-HuuP9sd5lCMJE1Vc2B9A8o26DZugGYfarEM3O0YnijcVFMfHrm9brNzK9iYhJO0p3wskJElPzHjZ_y_E9dSMnom68xbp8PmF2VHLXXRHftlixBrp6vVeWUq4DQVlEKbLBr_j-kowI/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
amusement park ride anxiety<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvcfVajv0h8-4gSPRGY2Wgu5NpgnBwP9GJuA0nVOYyEtcmF_7GWyS95YrKP-yqSjQbpQnxFGZ30-rZZiN6fCn5tLj5HteI0EkdwV7p5qEx3VfD-ThsWJwuWHkq80Gyaln-BHV_E01QJ30/s1600/1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="378" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvcfVajv0h8-4gSPRGY2Wgu5NpgnBwP9GJuA0nVOYyEtcmF_7GWyS95YrKP-yqSjQbpQnxFGZ30-rZZiN6fCn5tLj5HteI0EkdwV7p5qEx3VfD-ThsWJwuWHkq80Gyaln-BHV_E01QJ30/s640/1.png" width="640" /></a></div>
cable channel surfing wipeout<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig4XvmUdvKgedrZrCc8AHcZ8mpdfef6R_01M1tzfRjuJVExdzvbiTXOoHAibN3pVhc7OoH5f62hhqG2Om4Je_N_y3S8ewTyhV19ZwM1eHblgst2CCWapmG6a1wyoH5YW5DiVbAC7LXhJY/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig4XvmUdvKgedrZrCc8AHcZ8mpdfef6R_01M1tzfRjuJVExdzvbiTXOoHAibN3pVhc7OoH5f62hhqG2Om4Je_N_y3S8ewTyhV19ZwM1eHblgst2CCWapmG6a1wyoH5YW5DiVbAC7LXhJY/s400/1.gif" width="400" /></a></div>
frisbee wrist sprain<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf9x4PMnYBJ8iWpU1ZPc8YOf0w5P7lLKO0Tv8nV9nDL3RhPp0TqLZY8KFg-QyKUepxfAZfL1CPkZuSCu4kriZ-eQEZPZJ6J7cAro6NnLbYbQds05lMtZwibMlAE38mCuY3EndjkQZFzlw/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf9x4PMnYBJ8iWpU1ZPc8YOf0w5P7lLKO0Tv8nV9nDL3RhPp0TqLZY8KFg-QyKUepxfAZfL1CPkZuSCu4kriZ-eQEZPZJ6J7cAro6NnLbYbQds05lMtZwibMlAE38mCuY3EndjkQZFzlw/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
video game controller finger cramp<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEYlZmnfKAPZ2WwVW81gtA5peM2gR11hpQ20Zb9phfJGYefi7A29NOUhGINW9Bp7_b0D11Auu8_W2TZfog80iBIJThyx96ziP6JkHkq6rkx8QjeACXFubRqmAo_5eI0TJxO-eajNi0Rrw/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEYlZmnfKAPZ2WwVW81gtA5peM2gR11hpQ20Zb9phfJGYefi7A29NOUhGINW9Bp7_b0D11Auu8_W2TZfog80iBIJThyx96ziP6JkHkq6rkx8QjeACXFubRqmAo_5eI0TJxO-eajNi0Rrw/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
road trip ennui<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTj5y_f_8jN99kqCCGS1W3oYQeIxW0JzkWs8Rny229W0PTkTSs7hWmJBlA7RzuVxWH4aUnz7H352rwQVOn-TRYlnLU2rM8qH7LtWin53_pYY2_xJJgW-XPTM9vXs78-gOdMM_6yFUaIqs/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTj5y_f_8jN99kqCCGS1W3oYQeIxW0JzkWs8Rny229W0PTkTSs7hWmJBlA7RzuVxWH4aUnz7H352rwQVOn-TRYlnLU2rM8qH7LtWin53_pYY2_xJJgW-XPTM9vXs78-gOdMM_6yFUaIqs/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
shoppers exhaustion<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHIVDN9XfsdEklZ8Vw32kxOIqJla6PoH6hQ0pQifDcKwYnRaX6ntj6SO2p2xfdosXXAq_-SRJZ_KivicakJk870Fz12frhfPl0C7bH_GiUNfecSV9cwUC0RGMYzvkd1nUCLLlGC7sbKgs/s1600/1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="479" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHIVDN9XfsdEklZ8Vw32kxOIqJla6PoH6hQ0pQifDcKwYnRaX6ntj6SO2p2xfdosXXAq_-SRJZ_KivicakJk870Fz12frhfPl0C7bH_GiUNfecSV9cwUC0RGMYzvkd1nUCLLlGC7sbKgs/s640/1.png" width="640" /></a></div>
junk food distaste<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkCsXCvBgXNV25RkDrZefpjkEOFqP2svUx0Y0j7dlIb0tOdG3qNhTPfy5dP5O-2neM1n_yzNj6yGTf_NP-7logUhBpCGinOG5xa7fPgXH8gB8HLDXYr-1D_onUw1vpUsqRXNOhhEfNUdg/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkCsXCvBgXNV25RkDrZefpjkEOFqP2svUx0Y0j7dlIb0tOdG3qNhTPfy5dP5O-2neM1n_yzNj6yGTf_NP-7logUhBpCGinOG5xa7fPgXH8gB8HLDXYr-1D_onUw1vpUsqRXNOhhEfNUdg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
the heebie-jeebies<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfWvu8VQFRX6P_EmFwqk602s1QGu60NPyPS2IUSVZVsFw1WbpMI30XDE9uCJkabdXVty-tC4ljdPUtX5LgGRdMlNy55wjGE1JJtV7ZWTMG6yHfNtuZWDPde_4CMN8Sxa10y5gWH5ObQ3c/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfWvu8VQFRX6P_EmFwqk602s1QGu60NPyPS2IUSVZVsFw1WbpMI30XDE9uCJkabdXVty-tC4ljdPUtX5LgGRdMlNy55wjGE1JJtV7ZWTMG6yHfNtuZWDPde_4CMN8Sxa10y5gWH5ObQ3c/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
comedy writer's block<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. </div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9OHaQ98N1jwxN4g5ySuXP8R6vP66qr1WkQ41vA8makx8HhBqbf5cqksNN9GNtaJHjgOvBLhuOWdYhzSukQm3PJiuCWLQwhNk1y59dHM0Dfdxa9BK6lB9jOuU_5TJBjNYuvXpPOUIOtPdV/s1600/1.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh9OHaQ98N1jwxN4g5ySuXP8R6vP66qr1WkQ41vA8makx8HhBqbf5cqksNN9GNtaJHjgOvBLhuOWdYhzSukQm3PJiuCWLQwhNk1y59dHM0Dfdxa9BK6lB9jOuU_5TJBjNYuvXpPOUIOtPdV/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-80074911088531310182016-07-01T04:20:00.000-04:002016-07-01T04:20:03.393-04:00 END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN <h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN
</h3>
<div class="post-header">
</div>
<span style="font-size: medium;">END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbzWpdojnHsyIaxpo_hDfB6BBf6Pw3ka0sVmg-GHgoNohbLftPRAdY_nAciiwTVZZIl5RLarBvFKrWdSc7OFLeDS3aGJnHYl6ZQ2VWrpfJKdsJ4sTqicyjAGbI47wH0cSGPhQZeFRAdFA/s1600/lohan.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbzWpdojnHsyIaxpo_hDfB6BBf6Pw3ka0sVmg-GHgoNohbLftPRAdY_nAciiwTVZZIl5RLarBvFKrWdSc7OFLeDS3aGJnHYl6ZQ2VWrpfJKdsJ4sTqicyjAGbI47wH0cSGPhQZeFRAdFA/s640/lohan.jpg" width="580" /></a></div>
LINDSAY<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<span style="font-size: medium;">goodbye to my teacher</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">one thing I’ll miss loads</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">is the look on your face</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">when I break the dress codes</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">my jeans are hip-huggers</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">still you think it’s wrong</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">when a teenage schoolgirl</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">shows the waistband of her thong</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">my tee-shirt is tight</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">but that’s how they’re sold</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">and if you don’t like it</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">why’s your classroom so cold?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: medium;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">by being sent home</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">for clothes much less lewd</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: medium;">I’ll return wearing something</span></div>
<span style="font-size: medium;">to reveal I'm tattooed</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-70718528351472792972016-06-17T04:20:00.000-04:002016-06-17T04:20:15.212-04:00 U.S. GRADUATING STUDENTS LEAD THE WORLD <h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
U.S. GRADUATING STUDENTS LEAD THE WORLD
</h3>
<div class="post-header">
</div>
U.S. GRADUATING STUDENTS LEAD THE WORLD<br />
<br />
IN...<br />
<br />
<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkuyRApYQqTxbcPGVDkN2xa2uHNGlukWwNyq95Z9pdn6nqtvzttFMhrvZfSqI_Y6jcjw-vQytgTBeNrUuVyX152JYd78FAASrlO-o-wmShKzKi96rgpPAzIsoE26sw_Einr_4B10h7H0/s1600/We-do-need-no-education.png" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmkuyRApYQqTxbcPGVDkN2xa2uHNGlukWwNyq95Z9pdn6nqtvzttFMhrvZfSqI_Y6jcjw-vQytgTBeNrUuVyX152JYd78FAASrlO-o-wmShKzKi96rgpPAzIsoE26sw_Einr_4B10h7H0/s1600/We-do-need-no-education.png" /></a>after school brawls<br />
<br />
<br />
athletic team sado-homo teabagging<br />
<br />
<br />
belly button piercing<br />
<br />
<br />
cellphone text messaging<br />
<br />
<br />
class skipping<br />
<br />
<br />
date rape<br />
<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4FkC4JN3ToNgIYKxliPZJ_tkNR_Gm9fi4IDlfSRNhjxRZCo_HRtYgvFSNkJFyePOC879vZ0Wc_BXNoyI4ykiktw6J5MVY2XcgWjek4nlfR-ian_819vLs3fhcNzLUY6yzhSphhESiHaA/s1600/500full.jpg" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4FkC4JN3ToNgIYKxliPZJ_tkNR_Gm9fi4IDlfSRNhjxRZCo_HRtYgvFSNkJFyePOC879vZ0Wc_BXNoyI4ykiktw6J5MVY2XcgWjek4nlfR-ian_819vLs3fhcNzLUY6yzhSphhESiHaA/s1600/500full.jpg" /></a><br />
detention<br />
<br />
<br />
dropping out<br />
<br />
<br />
fire alarm pulling<br />
<br />
<br />
food fights<br />
<br />
<br />
locker combination reminders<br />
<br />
<br />
pencil sharpening<br />
<br />
<br />
prom night alcohol-related car crash fatalities<br />
<br />
<br />
promiscuity<br />
<br />
<br />
science lab vandalism<br />
<br />
<br />
textbook margin doodling<br />
<br />
<br />
untied shoelaces<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-20730918411635888322016-06-03T04:20:00.000-04:002016-06-03T10:25:14.396-04:00 YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
<br /></h3>
<div class="post-header">
YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM</div>
<br />
IF...<br />
<br />
<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-4241197822318401541" itemprop="description articleBody">
people can <span style="font-style: italic;">hear</span> you doing it<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgslXhZ98uW9QkCl5cOg3AqOnO0-TA6YQ1o5P1gAqLC3Fl74GmCptyankcQMYRQqviDJFcquvK_yv6c535IJoM-1nKhB1KeZm-5N-J7eeNXoNw5g-kRnPLid_0fX1DZqvo7qZv4B8Woh30/s1600/029.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgslXhZ98uW9QkCl5cOg3AqOnO0-TA6YQ1o5P1gAqLC3Fl74GmCptyankcQMYRQqviDJFcquvK_yv6c535IJoM-1nKhB1KeZm-5N-J7eeNXoNw5g-kRnPLid_0fX1DZqvo7qZv4B8Woh30/s1600/029.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
the other dancers are slipping in your sweat<br />
<br />
you’re the only white guy there<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaBLphFy0fjNgJFcODLgK0gZK1nY_yXc7dekRbXMIR9jMQhQqu6MBdAhF6qlZFrH-tflvoja7p2GNKWPnxgoet0gYCrNkPgVIhQLxdSVY0C0IQB4mQDCSC6iQU1nkc3EFbM8J_h86BoX4/s1600/030.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaBLphFy0fjNgJFcODLgK0gZK1nY_yXc7dekRbXMIR9jMQhQqu6MBdAhF6qlZFrH-tflvoja7p2GNKWPnxgoet0gYCrNkPgVIhQLxdSVY0C0IQB4mQDCSC6iQU1nkc3EFbM8J_h86BoX4/s1600/030.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
you’re Carrie<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIGDyl8vrFs9hqnZv0_TrGiS8TVws3dwUvV5U-eE7VT4b8wisjgVVW4lrdCmWmGx3SjZwYiyJvqibzGeYPEtFGKoHbgWhKjDJECQXSdVvfvZYmYJVUb-LTXO4YhOaccFD2HzSAyh03LI4/s1600/031.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIGDyl8vrFs9hqnZv0_TrGiS8TVws3dwUvV5U-eE7VT4b8wisjgVVW4lrdCmWmGx3SjZwYiyJvqibzGeYPEtFGKoHbgWhKjDJECQXSdVvfvZYmYJVUb-LTXO4YhOaccFD2HzSAyh03LI4/s1600/031.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room<br />
<br />
paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXQZSm6-2xswM2Omwpf2j7kzNYn05M2qZBp46zGCNagMsC_RZBC1GWtwrorEDtBnM_NtZJXhyphenhyphenmDFOl2ey55Vrv7WDATTUVcDBUIvEmwcb5bn9w8Q9Vm2SoD_hIAbFAY017WVw8-s4gXRI/s1600/034.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXQZSm6-2xswM2Omwpf2j7kzNYn05M2qZBp46zGCNagMsC_RZBC1GWtwrorEDtBnM_NtZJXhyphenhyphenmDFOl2ey55Vrv7WDATTUVcDBUIvEmwcb5bn9w8Q9Vm2SoD_hIAbFAY017WVw8-s4gXRI/s1600/034.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
you’re wearing tights and a tutu<br />
<br />
the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhucDBfpXQK8fBsPwohAZKc9HL3GAu0lgGHWtb6h1blYHvnKfSLeJfTfA04eiah8TR29xlS4WaX9CwQdPLare6r0NXjhTZ0OilDpjwn0cA5varDQfDvfhP1dMFr-i9EbgVY6cjAkvW6UF4/s1600/032.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhucDBfpXQK8fBsPwohAZKc9HL3GAu0lgGHWtb6h1blYHvnKfSLeJfTfA04eiah8TR29xlS4WaX9CwQdPLare6r0NXjhTZ0OilDpjwn0cA5varDQfDvfhP1dMFr-i9EbgVY6cjAkvW6UF4/s1600/032.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister<br />
<br />
you’ve a conjoined twin<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge917H2iCcbsXtCDmhClPW3mKVwNfcsHt_JKz1j7P1sQfojCHFl9l7lB9CmhkchqA_pUTipzN4uNHIDvJN7w4zZG9J5d4AqWVw36n7L5Kj3Ewo1kvadeCT6Sqha6qlV9KmT29bwcD9sL0/s1600/033.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEge917H2iCcbsXtCDmhClPW3mKVwNfcsHt_JKz1j7P1sQfojCHFl9l7lB9CmhkchqA_pUTipzN4uNHIDvJN7w4zZG9J5d4AqWVw36n7L5Kj3Ewo1kvadeCT6Sqha6qlV9KmT29bwcD9sL0/s1600/033.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket<br />
<br />
it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-3012633456012026822016-05-20T04:20:00.001-04:002016-05-20T04:20:01.722-04:00 NOT THE IDEAL PROM DATE <h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
<br /></h3>
<div class="post-header">
</div>
<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
</h3>
<div class="post-header">
</div>
if you share at least one parent<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJt5Eml3hxWw9cS6RWi90kQxVKyAK933Gux1kpoINXlb5i1rngckUTog-ufBykwW-veFU3GAEuy_oXOKzTWrL5egMalUEAcKKKaUfId11v_dr6MLT63ZwgwsiHcYSa3Cxf4ej2VNOarQ4/s1600/013.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJt5Eml3hxWw9cS6RWi90kQxVKyAK933Gux1kpoINXlb5i1rngckUTog-ufBykwW-veFU3GAEuy_oXOKzTWrL5egMalUEAcKKKaUfId11v_dr6MLT63ZwgwsiHcYSa3Cxf4ej2VNOarQ4/s1600/013.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
brings along two thugs as "backup"<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5iNgAJ-7gfOlysIVapMWXODpBTqLFpArq8Luknd4QPMnrMc_sWBxYPTMqk5OYGyWVuaO1AtcFn8AF_pFYux9QveJJPFgKbbnZ0FnY2UJwGE6Rpym3GXonzN1nMQnjRQz3AWA6KySxCD4/s1600/019.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5iNgAJ-7gfOlysIVapMWXODpBTqLFpArq8Luknd4QPMnrMc_sWBxYPTMqk5OYGyWVuaO1AtcFn8AF_pFYux9QveJJPFgKbbnZ0FnY2UJwGE6Rpym3GXonzN1nMQnjRQz3AWA6KySxCD4/s1600/019.png" /></a></div>
<br />
if you have to arrange the date with Dap Willie Green under a bridge<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1j3SIb6SFh1EDJqxEhNmV_w50-pt6MB5qo2lbXrOGa1B3Ik9iH-jqHpBAB3THFyM7dmB30MWr9Y_wGnkWcFG9mg0eyBCk5mdOCQoeMC2P0noFZEQANlnOBuNx_-um8T1goDZ9gaVcL5E/s1600/014.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="262" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1j3SIb6SFh1EDJqxEhNmV_w50-pt6MB5qo2lbXrOGa1B3Ik9iH-jqHpBAB3THFyM7dmB30MWr9Y_wGnkWcFG9mg0eyBCk5mdOCQoeMC2P0noFZEQANlnOBuNx_-um8T1goDZ9gaVcL5E/s1600/014.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
it's a parole violation to come within 500 feet of a public school <br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEismEFOzjMuqmcXs4nVfvp_RTJVkzOXs0jBkrvQTn4qH9O_Od6wJtcoJv08RfVYNJRA3sagT7zEVHNZe2la_rmabc83m7382W4vCZzsbUGcy-u4DE1mOHWYAT1G96aRkhAEf11NyUOq3eI/s1600/020.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEismEFOzjMuqmcXs4nVfvp_RTJVkzOXs0jBkrvQTn4qH9O_Od6wJtcoJv08RfVYNJRA3sagT7zEVHNZe2la_rmabc83m7382W4vCZzsbUGcy-u4DE1mOHWYAT1G96aRkhAEf11NyUOq3eI/s1600/020.jpg" width="331" /></a></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">
going to an after-prom party breaks the half-way house curfew<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJIizhuRKJVfT3a_H6SlZwDaPMq3N0Vx6EM2dYyC0Y-ZhJ-ZxXdVesw3M59JvZN6kWxkZaqyrV-ckP0A2q5xvaQ6KYGX2dB4ieWIz-n_RJXzkEtMOmxfUOXUaODzXLysXfY_w9bGHMArw/s1600/015.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJIizhuRKJVfT3a_H6SlZwDaPMq3N0Vx6EM2dYyC0Y-ZhJ-ZxXdVesw3M59JvZN6kWxkZaqyrV-ckP0A2q5xvaQ6KYGX2dB4ieWIz-n_RJXzkEtMOmxfUOXUaODzXLysXfY_w9bGHMArw/s1600/015.jpg" width="266" /></a></div>
</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br />
brings you a bouquet of flowers found while short-cutting through a cemetery<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhES9gj9ilAPiYfwgwx9mPXuZTnwkA6odi-4kuxUgjpo4Foy25wxxBPNjSMynxP3UJ9tWXio3DkanmjbVKoAzYkz9XyujIj9ZEto8lcVbnO3MyWdCHEfcGi_v9WwGe531gj38V1kScmD2w/s1600/017.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhES9gj9ilAPiYfwgwx9mPXuZTnwkA6odi-4kuxUgjpo4Foy25wxxBPNjSMynxP3UJ9tWXio3DkanmjbVKoAzYkz9XyujIj9ZEto8lcVbnO3MyWdCHEfcGi_v9WwGe531gj38V1kScmD2w/s1600/017.jpg" /></a></div>
</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br />
wears a tee-shirt with a cartoon of a tux printed on the front<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVOB2-1TRhh-EYUJqxr6X6VoxuNNc9stJDNC04-tKTpKTamaUu9Oe2mT02qzXURLpCqGxsMRCPhMWNdGodX-jtpn5ikAvD38itIxnJ3nAPVlvKG1Vgd9xpkgQgkYBsH1cjNN2-PYGiXF8/s1600/018.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVOB2-1TRhh-EYUJqxr6X6VoxuNNc9stJDNC04-tKTpKTamaUu9Oe2mT02qzXURLpCqGxsMRCPhMWNdGodX-jtpn5ikAvD38itIxnJ3nAPVlvKG1Vgd9xpkgQgkYBsH1cjNN2-PYGiXF8/s1600/018.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
</div>
<br />
picks you up in a limo with two Japanese businessmen riding along in the back<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT6McLyh6Hks80TmHFHHXSe5q0LvWZ43aJnSXDd05KsFojD6PQWPOQyWNNHgX9hXWkiI45R2a0S7LaKWrbNuYNxtvEtdzonhCW9-hczCmHk6fBQF7u1ltB_Dv7z4FjjFWnTm9ZLBNaplE/s1600/016.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT6McLyh6Hks80TmHFHHXSe5q0LvWZ43aJnSXDd05KsFojD6PQWPOQyWNNHgX9hXWkiI45R2a0S7LaKWrbNuYNxtvEtdzonhCW9-hczCmHk6fBQF7u1ltB_Dv7z4FjjFWnTm9ZLBNaplE/s1600/016.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. </div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-10913606727396416272016-05-06T04:20:00.001-04:002016-05-06T04:20:05.626-04:00CRACKPOT PRODUCTS & BUSINESS IDEAS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPOrV165Jqr8EBl8niauStoxEke7WsdWVxt0Xpu1Fy-PH30B0MaPgFon3cTcN1yGXZ0tYQrxq0tCyRy8kd2-zGIhKTV7BqUQMNBGmPxDO01V2cbestMtV9DpBnaZQLITwzJ0AY68RmdXA/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPOrV165Jqr8EBl8niauStoxEke7WsdWVxt0Xpu1Fy-PH30B0MaPgFon3cTcN1yGXZ0tYQrxq0tCyRy8kd2-zGIhKTV7BqUQMNBGmPxDO01V2cbestMtV9DpBnaZQLITwzJ0AY68RmdXA/s640/1.jpg" width="475" /></a></div>
bent nail straightening<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN-Err0uVicHJ4Mdk2jVpbRx1VLHQ8MZqLp5TzxyRw-k4ymYI6Ym2ByAX_ykBU8Jji24k7fuCsl0LbtF3SW077yU0Y8AcGGXmS7MrNFOE9KkFNWwgPWwlCB6lXIUH3xusVjevUFG36CcI/s1600/128.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgN-Err0uVicHJ4Mdk2jVpbRx1VLHQ8MZqLp5TzxyRw-k4ymYI6Ym2ByAX_ykBU8Jji24k7fuCsl0LbtF3SW077yU0Y8AcGGXmS7MrNFOE9KkFNWwgPWwlCB6lXIUH3xusVjevUFG36CcI/s1600/128.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
blowup love dolls that blow up<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfMM_rTBb6-s0xsHvwjloz_QrM_cGS6ySuMWL12rucQQ47zU1A4rbyITRO3_pfhFYYErLprgbvSDn6SPooMip8k7_uKdtBd6_Rr3g6tkBvgllnmnIlvx8DVfJvtPFFtVDQwgV3vJiN8hg/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="552" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfMM_rTBb6-s0xsHvwjloz_QrM_cGS6ySuMWL12rucQQ47zU1A4rbyITRO3_pfhFYYErLprgbvSDn6SPooMip8k7_uKdtBd6_Rr3g6tkBvgllnmnIlvx8DVfJvtPFFtVDQwgV3vJiN8hg/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
catered suicides<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhijOw2wby_zaaOg_a_xym3tXN8svJyhogK-e_MHUk-9XRIanafaWXP45x44r_83zf3ueK7IoiZ2IYVoEMTiIDgDoJ_z8MDxxN5jBy8zfeUpuHmSd-_QYiwF4kfHwobr-4Ek_RiUXBxOcw/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="489" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhijOw2wby_zaaOg_a_xym3tXN8svJyhogK-e_MHUk-9XRIanafaWXP45x44r_83zf3ueK7IoiZ2IYVoEMTiIDgDoJ_z8MDxxN5jBy8zfeUpuHmSd-_QYiwF4kfHwobr-4Ek_RiUXBxOcw/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
diet water<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMvOWNsWCP8J1a25wPaJLWiEoII7MvK1uW_eUDFyGd33F8ir9jDPu59G-wk8mDcRHCeomuExQljA6jGItA8qUynMBWgUusqNii1GeF_l0dAR2lIyLjRSI6mmXjLrv4d6v4t1q-NXgFmsA/s1600/130.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMvOWNsWCP8J1a25wPaJLWiEoII7MvK1uW_eUDFyGd33F8ir9jDPu59G-wk8mDcRHCeomuExQljA6jGItA8qUynMBWgUusqNii1GeF_l0dAR2lIyLjRSI6mmXjLrv4d6v4t1q-NXgFmsA/s1600/130.gif" width="400" /></a></div>
electric washcloth<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ_oOgyvJ-aE-5T2AtXPUNo_DOy__paVCuKJSrZb2J2nUsOS9RhIv6zKh38-Jq0dtYO3aifNilOBhu4AUhCWLj6yVqS-EZakNoYURcxmhp0q3qn5gIB-c6_Jv2rKmyd-IwRu2wFNSYoBQ/s1600/131.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQ_oOgyvJ-aE-5T2AtXPUNo_DOy__paVCuKJSrZb2J2nUsOS9RhIv6zKh38-Jq0dtYO3aifNilOBhu4AUhCWLj6yVqS-EZakNoYURcxmhp0q3qn5gIB-c6_Jv2rKmyd-IwRu2wFNSYoBQ/s640/131.jpg" width="433" /></a></div>
female impersonators<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia26BDOO_n1tPflsgj_xLqM5DH7kdwJPST96iHMfMBah2KA3TO3moQydY11fVV5jI59pQnOy8BpLmlKAZnzcfWRdhI-Q8yzstFSeruJHhReBewgQT-1OM74KSNj_LrnwBdMbKoOoZKf6M/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="476" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEia26BDOO_n1tPflsgj_xLqM5DH7kdwJPST96iHMfMBah2KA3TO3moQydY11fVV5jI59pQnOy8BpLmlKAZnzcfWRdhI-Q8yzstFSeruJHhReBewgQT-1OM74KSNj_LrnwBdMbKoOoZKf6M/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
fishnet garbage bags<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPqNL-Q1BINh9Ab3RQ3D2w3rg2un69D-dpMPR_wtPA01q93Hkzk_YItXOtmiqKmTyef9BsFUJcDaBrJT0jsKNg_P-l9KAV2shfkHIEdT7V_0ZSTUj60Ag6rl_0eYmWl9HwzkNCAucAv3M/s1600/132.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPqNL-Q1BINh9Ab3RQ3D2w3rg2un69D-dpMPR_wtPA01q93Hkzk_YItXOtmiqKmTyef9BsFUJcDaBrJT0jsKNg_P-l9KAV2shfkHIEdT7V_0ZSTUj60Ag6rl_0eYmWl9HwzkNCAucAv3M/s1600/132.gif" width="400" /></a></div>
flammable pajamas<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhflOwtmRMy4PPLPdL5x-cnjdJODg96P1IBBkh_AtWw0yhcrcUz_VNdbBpB-4Gc5_wIjd0UeB9HbEVMHjqi2XZwob3E9fEjDoLeGImlyHI9sv4auPSk8CPMBg5Yvk-JVUGIRMWAb6qPI-o/s1600/1.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhflOwtmRMy4PPLPdL5x-cnjdJODg96P1IBBkh_AtWw0yhcrcUz_VNdbBpB-4Gc5_wIjd0UeB9HbEVMHjqi2XZwob3E9fEjDoLeGImlyHI9sv4auPSk8CPMBg5Yvk-JVUGIRMWAb6qPI-o/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
flavored eye drops <br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi91435fEbG8lwqYkJ6xm1DB_SF9JZc2B7ly5XOyZYeJsYR3tiv0rHHct88Ox2RRxwJv0eIgtoXtEDZXGRoZmkv35zsvW8dYw-tTcRXaI0R94KDIqskwS_V3op2tso7yDWBm1iMo9E-xYo/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi91435fEbG8lwqYkJ6xm1DB_SF9JZc2B7ly5XOyZYeJsYR3tiv0rHHct88Ox2RRxwJv0eIgtoXtEDZXGRoZmkv35zsvW8dYw-tTcRXaI0R94KDIqskwS_V3op2tso7yDWBm1iMo9E-xYo/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
glass-bottomed bus<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHEPJ80Svorg-is1FsHtq1kc5otoZOlPjfPf4qami_pjy_upWv_g85gkbLw8ID7AZdE4kre1PUY_1zWGz19F6PfJpClOOAApPmkh7w-FPN0YuixszPpMwrUzm9irfuvNrK4Vf5FSAQWgs/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHEPJ80Svorg-is1FsHtq1kc5otoZOlPjfPf4qami_pjy_upWv_g85gkbLw8ID7AZdE4kre1PUY_1zWGz19F6PfJpClOOAApPmkh7w-FPN0YuixszPpMwrUzm9irfuvNrK4Vf5FSAQWgs/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
glass nails<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdAR20n01uHTIqeffB9Noxx7Hj3CldtY2vd9uRfTl-RrVagBzRfFG30WoNd1RTBpUKBx4qEWDeVOl9_B3bCyjDifVg12Kx79yJsIA1objm9S0vpcARyVgbG2i69iGEbB7t-y8-ymtKpyM/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdAR20n01uHTIqeffB9Noxx7Hj3CldtY2vd9uRfTl-RrVagBzRfFG30WoNd1RTBpUKBx4qEWDeVOl9_B3bCyjDifVg12Kx79yJsIA1objm9S0vpcARyVgbG2i69iGEbB7t-y8-ymtKpyM/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
gold pennies<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_OfqEx4Met3vGzJc6MWwHGKwkCRPVMPky2teGpri13PCrOjGNLeo7J7-Kry3hLZ-j1o21yLA41GLdzftw-uS2dpfMB25Fsi-WNtuhieueYn4ikUlI-R1eY0ZOT7y2ikRLKhDCP7J4qRk/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_OfqEx4Met3vGzJc6MWwHGKwkCRPVMPky2teGpri13PCrOjGNLeo7J7-Kry3hLZ-j1o21yLA41GLdzftw-uS2dpfMB25Fsi-WNtuhieueYn4ikUlI-R1eY0ZOT7y2ikRLKhDCP7J4qRk/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
hardcover newspapers<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHl9zJ1q4dOoR7oryDgwUjfKJIhGSeMKPlhHRfX9tb7i6NFgdPOEAXTb4LtI607nqd8685Hp5I0RGoVnSBJ0oWZ3Mi39PoZ2N0ziWMnhqyc7_PMupKXURdK7udqya8BVS379p84mDJzc/s1600/133.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiHl9zJ1q4dOoR7oryDgwUjfKJIhGSeMKPlhHRfX9tb7i6NFgdPOEAXTb4LtI607nqd8685Hp5I0RGoVnSBJ0oWZ3Mi39PoZ2N0ziWMnhqyc7_PMupKXURdK7udqya8BVS379p84mDJzc/s1600/133.jpg" /></a></div>
imitation vitamins<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiz1dgzZHpEhz8B2gf1tW9vkoPlP-Hh4DtJrDjUOyxf7mxXykDdnVlcugOrmFJJmN7JX6UJWDfsvv0sRUkPArVYZ465ebmFQlrDHVfYPnpLq7MiPijVYpE5WAK_np1ECb3XNPrST15zuQ/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiz1dgzZHpEhz8B2gf1tW9vkoPlP-Hh4DtJrDjUOyxf7mxXykDdnVlcugOrmFJJmN7JX6UJWDfsvv0sRUkPArVYZ465ebmFQlrDHVfYPnpLq7MiPijVYpE5WAK_np1ECb3XNPrST15zuQ/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
instant rust<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjNtlG5z1Z2u8w5RkMTDUYuos9POXbvR1muiva371nRRQegXLrww1b_rPpp55lM2nevnDqkjcasSJTu3OW7EQ7E46QCFHboTzAD97KvxHcJUh5C1HhTWuRzBecfNH13YQgVm0VFhMzM9s/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjNtlG5z1Z2u8w5RkMTDUYuos9POXbvR1muiva371nRRQegXLrww1b_rPpp55lM2nevnDqkjcasSJTu3OW7EQ7E46QCFHboTzAD97KvxHcJUh5C1HhTWuRzBecfNH13YQgVm0VFhMzM9s/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
instructional dvd: “How to Play DVDs”<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiPHcAZS7xlt-8sM0CUJKKYGQoWeJnx_vo9w-oH2g3X9k5U1JyMWTxnxiw3M3Q3Eqn9qgACuwLzFGvJE2riAL4INDTYnJ0hpKEEg8Ap_Je0KhTOOBO4XR9AA9AN77p6i80AKvUQ36rp3k/s1600/134.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiPHcAZS7xlt-8sM0CUJKKYGQoWeJnx_vo9w-oH2g3X9k5U1JyMWTxnxiw3M3Q3Eqn9qgACuwLzFGvJE2riAL4INDTYnJ0hpKEEg8Ap_Je0KhTOOBO4XR9AA9AN77p6i80AKvUQ36rp3k/s1600/134.jpg" width="254" /></a></div>
John Wayne Gacy plush doll<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ6T3iVd8dJ5bqTFwLKG5U6wZvGHk_CRa69lzBGRpPIMePVC66G-BCY-ag-huM9f6aNH5I7tj2hehYCIjnO-FfcJtfqO9gbGwSTqxXkW80ca7KXYVx3K9rkzZd-AVOwANFDpzxuHVx9do/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ6T3iVd8dJ5bqTFwLKG5U6wZvGHk_CRa69lzBGRpPIMePVC66G-BCY-ag-huM9f6aNH5I7tj2hehYCIjnO-FfcJtfqO9gbGwSTqxXkW80ca7KXYVx3K9rkzZd-AVOwANFDpzxuHVx9do/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
kerosene flavored gum<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkcsgZJwf40c6WVi6Xb3gwoiJTzpwEbz-qPSSaX_Jju1i6a8uyrtt9WNtPLYhAGYda0Ll8gSEBEq2my5OwDYZLuB_78TLaFBrVDd6yp-t12NVg1DwFxO6K5RUHwaGflXda89-YjU6rTvo/s1600/135.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkcsgZJwf40c6WVi6Xb3gwoiJTzpwEbz-qPSSaX_Jju1i6a8uyrtt9WNtPLYhAGYda0Ll8gSEBEq2my5OwDYZLuB_78TLaFBrVDd6yp-t12NVg1DwFxO6K5RUHwaGflXda89-YjU6rTvo/s400/135.jpg" width="300" /></a></div>
lollipops with broken glass centers<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuHLEh8g1ECrmRPkRY_EDEG3WEdFTN5QI4Lt3JKZaNkDXr0tQMoOfC5sLS1vftt4POA7BpJrFbcfbYHQu3YAdSn4nXXF7TGgBI0RXFN31vb6z5xXHmIJdMgyjSPocYYPPReug5PEbOjWY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuHLEh8g1ECrmRPkRY_EDEG3WEdFTN5QI4Lt3JKZaNkDXr0tQMoOfC5sLS1vftt4POA7BpJrFbcfbYHQu3YAdSn4nXXF7TGgBI0RXFN31vb6z5xXHmIJdMgyjSPocYYPPReug5PEbOjWY/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
mail sex<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiesuouYMoebgDC7_qrZbXClPapucWHOk3dBifuVkbC0P3Tz0_x_Pc22x2xBRTVwYyiTVVTKvxl2Jdv5I0F8tiQkaIrm8ZyJ86YD8dqY8woBHsNzDCCgLoW6zTyb_xQh4luRzsIduQmgP8/s1600/137.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiesuouYMoebgDC7_qrZbXClPapucWHOk3dBifuVkbC0P3Tz0_x_Pc22x2xBRTVwYyiTVVTKvxl2Jdv5I0F8tiQkaIrm8ZyJ86YD8dqY8woBHsNzDCCgLoW6zTyb_xQh4luRzsIduQmgP8/s640/137.jpg" width="492" /></a></div>
mug shot photo retouching<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMcqGWQQAOn7hHbjbmj6CCt06At6atVC2fzwaNF8gPThmY1Ya2J5KAQot6QQ2ylxLWUcd2AZJDwyh7cdfJWdaYLVZngmD4Bagc9melQHMVa1a3oH0ew3NgZJuYhyphenhyphen9DjWtp7oUZ1uRIupE/s1600/138.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMcqGWQQAOn7hHbjbmj6CCt06At6atVC2fzwaNF8gPThmY1Ya2J5KAQot6QQ2ylxLWUcd2AZJDwyh7cdfJWdaYLVZngmD4Bagc9melQHMVa1a3oH0ew3NgZJuYhyphenhyphen9DjWtp7oUZ1uRIupE/s640/138.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
“Nanook’s All-You-Can-Eat Blubber”<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ20HFyYMP4jyEJDtohyphenhyphenb8jkd60fFeHXcQKNcXNL1UHQxNOBvQL6PdCu7ISUOQiPJpC8c4B5tGQ-1ZRgS7MOlrAGmskc3qR-uB5W016KPK3qfcpURGpEBZdpYqKuLQQNJFDzBMx0dA5Oc/s1600/139.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="295" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ20HFyYMP4jyEJDtohyphenhyphenb8jkd60fFeHXcQKNcXNL1UHQxNOBvQL6PdCu7ISUOQiPJpC8c4B5tGQ-1ZRgS7MOlrAGmskc3qR-uB5W016KPK3qfcpURGpEBZdpYqKuLQQNJFDzBMx0dA5Oc/s640/139.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
nonalcoholic beer<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvTQj7P9fpmFjTuGI0QippSxZWgg6zJmvo8HjMz21y_Owss6PPUBlc_MidRizd2mwG9_S1j6B2QdynRN3Ub3aZrt1pf5Cscb189zGt1P-yBPH61ZfVVN_4nkZ9e8pLpnOHfHwWtTBSYU/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="425" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOvTQj7P9fpmFjTuGI0QippSxZWgg6zJmvo8HjMz21y_Owss6PPUBlc_MidRizd2mwG9_S1j6B2QdynRN3Ub3aZrt1pf5Cscb189zGt1P-yBPH61ZfVVN_4nkZ9e8pLpnOHfHwWtTBSYU/s640/1.gif" width="640" /></a></div>
non-spreadable butter<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn75GfTM9__4SbKoAGwsiFMMYKgj1N47Usx4onGVP3XbvnuFmsmdK4rqnc26swfAUmVQAntjfYw35_B1nnj8OPQtxdppMtwoqbceCXrAIsG-rU6kyRpXBPXNzSC29z6Y3lkq73UBo9GzE/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn75GfTM9__4SbKoAGwsiFMMYKgj1N47Usx4onGVP3XbvnuFmsmdK4rqnc26swfAUmVQAntjfYw35_B1nnj8OPQtxdppMtwoqbceCXrAIsG-rU6kyRpXBPXNzSC29z6Y3lkq73UBo9GzE/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
non-sudsing soap<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv3E7rqonYQz0_wINSTbXxaraxyUZqFJ2hYgMgGfhJQemztt5tSXNdWXmzjSmegrpEix4lwbmvxxkD3z44O5UkacYaT7Hgr_tX4wl7oeUpFLK4XRGwtkh9_XcD18PlqvUgbfjp2BA8zIc/s1600/140.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="299" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiv3E7rqonYQz0_wINSTbXxaraxyUZqFJ2hYgMgGfhJQemztt5tSXNdWXmzjSmegrpEix4lwbmvxxkD3z44O5UkacYaT7Hgr_tX4wl7oeUpFLK4XRGwtkh9_XcD18PlqvUgbfjp2BA8zIc/s1600/140.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
placenta helper<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWfPVLNsWhcGDoHlGNF0P8Avvg_uBwPCHKArNfdN_PH-srJcq_qOERz59NSso8sGhTQ5aZYaolUcRKLiLRb4b371yFLMfdXWtZe3IverhvpVxlOt-L2F6ehwwM9IX3XSWApa9LXZ4WyWQ/s1600/141.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWfPVLNsWhcGDoHlGNF0P8Avvg_uBwPCHKArNfdN_PH-srJcq_qOERz59NSso8sGhTQ5aZYaolUcRKLiLRb4b371yFLMfdXWtZe3IverhvpVxlOt-L2F6ehwwM9IX3XSWApa9LXZ4WyWQ/s640/141.jpg" width="580" /></a></div>
“Rent-a Racist”<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibcEF_jP-1cZAuhesCSnBVFI2X52Rx4MBYy2WykcQFNkLadRM4Vc-ALKNX7IjAqplizU9aPFdu1yqZ0x-mc9hCpH1NIotGbRMLKZsCAn99okQg8Sa7lwNhB48KvGJ44oLyeXhlB_njJhc/s1600/142.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibcEF_jP-1cZAuhesCSnBVFI2X52Rx4MBYy2WykcQFNkLadRM4Vc-ALKNX7IjAqplizU9aPFdu1yqZ0x-mc9hCpH1NIotGbRMLKZsCAn99okQg8Sa7lwNhB48KvGJ44oLyeXhlB_njJhc/s1600/142.jpg" width="296" /></a></div>
"Rev. Al Sharpton's Sweatsuit Shoppe"<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKsWHwSZcS7EIVTCCunv4-RZSdLMs6fRqsInVo6-IlCG_FriJXAlsd0KdTf6yCogbhmuvgjnsr2H3N-KlcWL19tFgt_YkIOjIvJQVTA185ZsMLj-s-K70E2LH11edU3tJUctA5hEUo7AE/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKsWHwSZcS7EIVTCCunv4-RZSdLMs6fRqsInVo6-IlCG_FriJXAlsd0KdTf6yCogbhmuvgjnsr2H3N-KlcWL19tFgt_YkIOjIvJQVTA185ZsMLj-s-K70E2LH11edU3tJUctA5hEUo7AE/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
salad in a can<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYbtMJ_QmPIeVXki3dgq57h8b6pOxgq6lkbgJ8Wk1KjvfDjjPFubAjvWwiGNMQeRMdepSWTJwovCeGhEuTOfObGcD4uQOsHVuSaYZFLFAtty16sev8wAnTnu5kD6nApChB9Cz-ZVJfmDw/s1600/143.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="284" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYbtMJ_QmPIeVXki3dgq57h8b6pOxgq6lkbgJ8Wk1KjvfDjjPFubAjvWwiGNMQeRMdepSWTJwovCeGhEuTOfObGcD4uQOsHVuSaYZFLFAtty16sev8wAnTnu5kD6nApChB9Cz-ZVJfmDw/s1600/143.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
"Serious Putty"<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixHRTnHIzcjG4sRb0ZqF_p9131t3wP4GMn-0DbnL25hL0W_n5bGW7Wr_qVp1Z3bT3xdIVQdYLSc4fyH8xpuNT_PDbWiVlJaDc6R3y8D5h24Vug2tx8oOp8Nm0RMQlAM9TsQYk3n_PvMr0/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixHRTnHIzcjG4sRb0ZqF_p9131t3wP4GMn-0DbnL25hL0W_n5bGW7Wr_qVp1Z3bT3xdIVQdYLSc4fyH8xpuNT_PDbWiVlJaDc6R3y8D5h24Vug2tx8oOp8Nm0RMQlAM9TsQYk3n_PvMr0/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
snow tires (made from snow)<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOsMtyetD1zn0ngkzXf83uIaFEWSnbtii9VTkSZl91jmatzh6x3KsM0p_zcjfOMxQXU6nkG2LVkSBTqzcWe9YiFJvS2uACaSw9Ctte8JiKjN6NCBLOQ8P1Z-6Va1OJlbaYSefWIcnM91Q/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOsMtyetD1zn0ngkzXf83uIaFEWSnbtii9VTkSZl91jmatzh6x3KsM0p_zcjfOMxQXU6nkG2LVkSBTqzcWe9YiFJvS2uACaSw9Ctte8JiKjN6NCBLOQ8P1Z-6Va1OJlbaYSefWIcnM91Q/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
sponge-bottomed boats<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4HtmztO8-C7vJcKUNQQkLa4Slk4Bjrgy4h6o26Vg7IHUl4dZfE5GBs_S09f1ED30UcIFRclMoC8fCUXBI6JMJMs3_PhzRrL9vld7Zy6HSBB8hynPlepNafbXkPO8ZUoolHKK3lGEx3D8/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="372" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4HtmztO8-C7vJcKUNQQkLa4Slk4Bjrgy4h6o26Vg7IHUl4dZfE5GBs_S09f1ED30UcIFRclMoC8fCUXBI6JMJMs3_PhzRrL9vld7Zy6HSBB8hynPlepNafbXkPO8ZUoolHKK3lGEx3D8/s400/1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
tampons for men <br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5qTN09ZphhYwxuHvcJ4CfU2SCSnzQxhfP8zH3Em66KQGHPKJlpIhTjTKu6D2MRM4NfN-MLz6WGR6kv2KZXgxFiqtpD-oBt7ZAKn6eV5Xg9NF6eHIS9P5pMHF6vcRY0mY9DLQpJGvg_Rc/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5qTN09ZphhYwxuHvcJ4CfU2SCSnzQxhfP8zH3Em66KQGHPKJlpIhTjTKu6D2MRM4NfN-MLz6WGR6kv2KZXgxFiqtpD-oBt7ZAKn6eV5Xg9NF6eHIS9P5pMHF6vcRY0mY9DLQpJGvg_Rc/s400/1.jpg" width="245" /></a></div>
tee-shirts with funny sayings printed on the inside<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4AqZaeDrtStIx7JxGv_eXajB0oX5VIairpcFB_WeLpCTdODQtoHhlDeUw1CNppoJx_Oh4d89JaxKoQzHWGbXmo_Wuojhb4f_KDXQQ9MPI-lD132d5PpgN77XBVm6WnRdhNr3Is-Gzeuo/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4AqZaeDrtStIx7JxGv_eXajB0oX5VIairpcFB_WeLpCTdODQtoHhlDeUw1CNppoJx_Oh4d89JaxKoQzHWGbXmo_Wuojhb4f_KDXQQ9MPI-lD132d5PpgN77XBVm6WnRdhNr3Is-Gzeuo/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
wood-burning ice maker<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh3B5XsxQGqeQDzoGdS1pGw2kwtN3jxJ8hC7TWFjyKHfgMOrX4pVpBaKku3HLTIJ1v3DKHjPUKKBc-ysc8IOkFqC47U8Rz4IVNhYTGGECW47zr1ISd1L2gM2Q1t3f7K7AWi0QB8OsMyoo/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjh3B5XsxQGqeQDzoGdS1pGw2kwtN3jxJ8hC7TWFjyKHfgMOrX4pVpBaKku3HLTIJ1v3DKHjPUKKBc-ysc8IOkFqC47U8Rz4IVNhYTGGECW47zr1ISd1L2gM2Q1t3f7K7AWi0QB8OsMyoo/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
wool condoms<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6UzPIlY0MZHU-oKfYo8U2VSjhzbDgEoThneVIedqFPhmfiStjLKEUZWMkxB9ZysYZSTGYpUa0_FixFq12cH3fHCLSeEMawTishlDIf7xsPC3rROR6_JR-x1ycEzFOY_ptMS0upjakZPg/s1600/144.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6UzPIlY0MZHU-oKfYo8U2VSjhzbDgEoThneVIedqFPhmfiStjLKEUZWMkxB9ZysYZSTGYpUa0_FixFq12cH3fHCLSeEMawTishlDIf7xsPC3rROR6_JR-x1ycEzFOY_ptMS0upjakZPg/s1600/144.jpg" /> </a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. </div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-52190009055386861292016-04-08T04:20:00.000-04:002016-04-26T16:08:38.574-04:00 POSEURS<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_IBAC7NkSgV9LqF0ObflWCQAmNApMfd1UFsKv8EhkcyAkidGEpht7T8E2wCYReZvzBBg77Da-Ocxjf3lKO4hhHXqE9-OYTG0ucqe0FARL4nabcLIFLavzRR6SmwRigdG3wJORYwOePAE/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_IBAC7NkSgV9LqF0ObflWCQAmNApMfd1UFsKv8EhkcyAkidGEpht7T8E2wCYReZvzBBg77Da-Ocxjf3lKO4hhHXqE9-OYTG0ucqe0FARL4nabcLIFLavzRR6SmwRigdG3wJORYwOePAE/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
bored with air travel<br />
<br />
watches the Sundance Channel<br />
<br />
calls rap music lyrics "urban poetry"<br />
<br />
appointments only with doctors who practice Ayurvedic Medicine <br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtOo6jWssREDRIuJ8PnMyQ9LG8oE5OuO0k5IGyO8rZxCPiXRvzzlrDMkhmWyI6LuoFOtVPMtrj73_yMU0TvGAhFa_ljxYDu46mE7q_estCEreVPrx5LEYov6oIAnr0lsq7SdkynHymN14/s1600/111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtOo6jWssREDRIuJ8PnMyQ9LG8oE5OuO0k5IGyO8rZxCPiXRvzzlrDMkhmWyI6LuoFOtVPMtrj73_yMU0TvGAhFa_ljxYDu46mE7q_estCEreVPrx5LEYov6oIAnr0lsq7SdkynHymN14/s1600/111.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
pierced scrotum<br />
<br />
cellphone so small it's difficult to show off<br />
<br />
adopted Cambodian orphan<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjlUAz9eqhyphenhyphenpoT6rY45gEccqDeunOwSU87kh-qjt2gsGxZA6OakxM5fewts-paEOz5G1pQ_nIEQHzpouA-aPTXS799tCXed_ELUMRoCxPBtbLYC5ctf6QHbJu5X0PJgyVoGVsUUuqvu3E/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjlUAz9eqhyphenhyphenpoT6rY45gEccqDeunOwSU87kh-qjt2gsGxZA6OakxM5fewts-paEOz5G1pQ_nIEQHzpouA-aPTXS799tCXed_ELUMRoCxPBtbLYC5ctf6QHbJu5X0PJgyVoGVsUUuqvu3E/s400/1.jpg" width="396" /></a></div>
<br />
donates clothes to animal rescue shelters<br />
<br />
doesn't own socks<br />
<br />
enjoys taking long walks<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHmX-DVpoTb5Zakveh14h-CGs6gG3I8zFlT4ZIy0pSUKmedJE9YKc4PTu0TE8A5MKdJ3QrEL2MYVldWXXbBFReDTipucsBlRILBRL4jfSGT9E5OfELbQ-OmrBwQ55C7QQerQ9yClVc-tA/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHmX-DVpoTb5Zakveh14h-CGs6gG3I8zFlT4ZIy0pSUKmedJE9YKc4PTu0TE8A5MKdJ3QrEL2MYVldWXXbBFReDTipucsBlRILBRL4jfSGT9E5OfELbQ-OmrBwQ55C7QQerQ9yClVc-tA/s400/1.jpg" width="283" /></a></div>
<br />
hyphenated last name<br />
<br />
making an effort to reduce carbon footprint <br />
<br />
bejeweled bottled water carrier<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0jseATHxN-6274fI5KA9CTf1ayyCVM13jsl0cdm0zqlID-DiV8B7dIkGgNFYfe3qApFBk0wQtQdjwJX726an7N9YxmmqHSmSqpTsz52lqkBMSTP7QRaX0ZTCM2Xmymrz07qTP4FIWO-Q/s1600/11.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0jseATHxN-6274fI5KA9CTf1ayyCVM13jsl0cdm0zqlID-DiV8B7dIkGgNFYfe3qApFBk0wQtQdjwJX726an7N9YxmmqHSmSqpTsz52lqkBMSTP7QRaX0ZTCM2Xmymrz07qTP4FIWO-Q/s400/11.png" width="342" /></a></div>
<br />
listens only to bands that record on vinyl<br />
<br />
praised all of Woody Allen's recent Euro-made movies<br />
<br />
has a handle-bar mustache and a man-bun<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLCkSDnZNfADWemEjrIH_BUXdxw74_p-GKSXv_mrjqdZm2NYLETX5N1vX5__L1Wj9bJNUVmiPYKvuM27qEvBWvmZfiDrCPaVUgtCbt7zY0fTFliNp0xr55SygqnknKbtbUxXWXaB_lPeQ/s1600/11.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLCkSDnZNfADWemEjrIH_BUXdxw74_p-GKSXv_mrjqdZm2NYLETX5N1vX5__L1Wj9bJNUVmiPYKvuM27qEvBWvmZfiDrCPaVUgtCbt7zY0fTFliNp0xr55SygqnknKbtbUxXWXaB_lPeQ/s1600/11.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
reads Joan Didion<br />
<br />
got married on a mountain top<br />
<br />
drinks only craft ale and almond milk <br />
<br />
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0a2vy331DD9qSf2zLeIewGSt_OEdhvxRCF1aW1nT9nqiYnDBApSPOYn_dPxCaGje27JQHg7hw5d3xbGs9eZxS_3_AYjpaPuryfLKWT6s6RtRJxrYAfEjTqGQEoehAHtvDFGLFS7SDv9U/s1600/111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0a2vy331DD9qSf2zLeIewGSt_OEdhvxRCF1aW1nT9nqiYnDBApSPOYn_dPxCaGje27JQHg7hw5d3xbGs9eZxS_3_AYjpaPuryfLKWT6s6RtRJxrYAfEjTqGQEoehAHtvDFGLFS7SDv9U/s640/111.jpg" width="531" /></a><br />
<br />
car engine runs on bacon grease<br />
<br />
thinks Chloe Sevigny is the most beautiful best actress in the world<br />
<br />
is gluten free and juice cleanses<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXvjzOO2GcKZCsKrL6WtDRCnS1IMFkjutste2IXRdy-hpp6qRZYypp0-1TjFVDMaeqzN2_QtCeeWe9gzCX_Med92damUjXu8lQ6abXRtPMG1dWIV9n9BF7SVyM5Z8P7ocyrPMJXl_RT9E/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXvjzOO2GcKZCsKrL6WtDRCnS1IMFkjutste2IXRdy-hpp6qRZYypp0-1TjFVDMaeqzN2_QtCeeWe9gzCX_Med92damUjXu8lQ6abXRtPMG1dWIV9n9BF7SVyM5Z8P7ocyrPMJXl_RT9E/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
reads Noam Chomsky while dining out alone<br />
<br />
wears a "Black Lives Matter" pin <br />
<br />
finally learned to love themselves<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5GBXUGs6T-gKMGnvTsjj6616_8IzGkemdaqVBXi0RgvwKeKcrQp8-gEOXMumzmsXh2BAsV4bfwNxvHmfsEJldFIIpD2UJ4Sy1mpqiDR8-Ftuh9JmAHA29-O5ylyI9PWrElM5PTwRkN0/s1600/11.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5GBXUGs6T-gKMGnvTsjj6616_8IzGkemdaqVBXi0RgvwKeKcrQp8-gEOXMumzmsXh2BAsV4bfwNxvHmfsEJldFIIpD2UJ4Sy1mpqiDR8-Ftuh9JmAHA29-O5ylyI9PWrElM5PTwRkN0/s1600/11.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. </div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-87845898355271349612016-03-25T04:20:00.003-04:002016-04-07T14:21:04.868-04:00THE LOST ART OF CONVERSATION<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>THE LOST ART OF CONVERSATION</b><br />
<br />
While there are those who contend that social conversation is a lost
art, others will say conversation is not lost- it's somehow slipped
between the sofa cushions and the actual lost art is Siberian wood
carved clothing; and yet the rest remain uninterested.<br />
<br />
Still, two things are clear: one- vodka, the other- that it is the
choice of topic and where and when it is introduced that will lead to
satisfying social intercourse (as will thinking about baseball).<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvnwq4OpOY-tUcMGEtnm7PMTXAo_WAXR-86SMHmUDewCH62BotBDDLKpUpfN9JHQftlBoVIKwAZLeKbn707wV_lzH5tdmpgZIRX5o70YuN3LU1nJfDpVfeOMcHKCtIKuYSXkOG9oQi1a0/s1600/1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvnwq4OpOY-tUcMGEtnm7PMTXAo_WAXR-86SMHmUDewCH62BotBDDLKpUpfN9JHQftlBoVIKwAZLeKbn707wV_lzH5tdmpgZIRX5o70YuN3LU1nJfDpVfeOMcHKCtIKuYSXkOG9oQi1a0/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In finding a topic of conversation, look to your own personal interests
to prepare a lively anecdote that will engage the listener; such as,
"Last weekend, while searching for antiques in New England, I ran across
this very old prostitute.<br />
<br />
If there's one thing I know, it's hookers, and let me tell you, it's not necessarily a bad thing when they've lost their teeth."<br />
<br />
That anecdote, while indeed lively, I've learned through experience, is
best not told at the reception post anyone's first communion (a general
rule of thumb for those types of stories is never tell them at any
occasion where the guest of honor wears white).<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6x4J022p3awBVsAu8z1YRK6rZNfxvCavHrh6yIvCWgTB5BzLkFM1z-Y4cgrmF7y-vVjgDbQyNn10y7WHvGtfLWsgavS_npSlbnC4RrOGLumsTckMDfcFtHPRb1DTUrUYNj0a0SF7nRNE/s1600/2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6x4J022p3awBVsAu8z1YRK6rZNfxvCavHrh6yIvCWgTB5BzLkFM1z-Y4cgrmF7y-vVjgDbQyNn10y7WHvGtfLWsgavS_npSlbnC4RrOGLumsTckMDfcFtHPRb1DTUrUYNj0a0SF7nRNE/s1600/2.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
As you can see, the where and when to start a conversation, like choice
of topic, is learned through experience; for example, offering someone a
beer at a party is a spirited means of breaking the ice, and can earn
one high regard as a "good egg," but it is inappropriate to do so while
interviewing for a job.<br />
<br />
The point is, everything has its proper moment; and when looking for
employment, you'll need to carry a hip flask full of something much
stronger than beer to gain any kind of standing as an "egg" with today's
corporate rat race.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid1N1XrUBUvY2nAQXRTEeLwjGpwA7E4RoMKjeDaCXQx9tARFjlS7V_udbEQyUAaBEZbAYG3GUQ2e192hv84CUF2KbWa8o99LE2wSzElGnNCkOMJ8SqeG0BomqAXCtIRpLcpxehA9qid60/s1600/3.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEid1N1XrUBUvY2nAQXRTEeLwjGpwA7E4RoMKjeDaCXQx9tARFjlS7V_udbEQyUAaBEZbAYG3GUQ2e192hv84CUF2KbWa8o99LE2wSzElGnNCkOMJ8SqeG0BomqAXCtIRpLcpxehA9qid60/s1600/3.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
When invited over to a friend’s for the evening, a polite compliment on
their home can start things off on the good foot. If you’re only new
acquaintances, a simple “You have a nice place” will do fine; for older
friends, “What stinks in here?” and “Jeez, open a window!” are entirely
acceptable. What isn’t acceptable, at parties or interventions, are
such incendiary topics as religion, politics, and the host’s daughter’s
puberty.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4JUNtDrMD8y5GTLIs-g79dfP_TUbGQHk5jpb7eHOVm-SDjJwx1xQIm8e0RQQ8K2HxRArdvb0gNt6WPYV6AFNqEQzl2HQf0NSD0HXM86oCaKcSOxG0wsSXD7bd13FQ13a-v__1I10lNmU/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="293" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh4JUNtDrMD8y5GTLIs-g79dfP_TUbGQHk5jpb7eHOVm-SDjJwx1xQIm8e0RQQ8K2HxRArdvb0gNt6WPYV6AFNqEQzl2HQf0NSD0HXM86oCaKcSOxG0wsSXD7bd13FQ13a-v__1I10lNmU/s400/1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
To engage someone after an introduction, feign an interest in whatever
they do for a living to find a common ground (a helpful note- marine
biologist and army nurse are dissimilar occupations); and, when
mind-numbingly bored, keep in mind the possibility that- after the right
number of cocktails- this person might sleep with you, so, always
appear interested, concerned, and impressed.<br />
<br />
Good luck with rediscovering this lost art; and remember, when
approaching someone to start a conversation and jauntily asking, “Wanna
chew the fat?,” be sure that you’ve brought enough for everyone in the
room.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQmbtOfTO7eBsAks-swFQTbhkpLHdwfM3JNg2hpxYaSAo-U0nvOS8LdvVP_K7YuiYPUV447cvwwh0O-SNa7yDhdzIBcTHmOdWBdQ1mSbdq5qf9Q1eKMDYfY6pMof8DToDxhOA42WVj9jg/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-13391737807519610152015-12-14T04:20:00.001-05:002015-12-14T04:20:00.389-05:00 WISE UP! WICKED WISDOM!<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
WISE UP! WICKED WISDOM!
</h3>
<div class="post-header">
</div>
<br />
Internet Predators- national holidays are days off for the feds and the perfect time to search the web for lolitas<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOW9toyT7ecG583wG4QOoler2crCkbxd5EtLdteBRdpomDG30qYaFzB59rq3F9uwqT0HnzUEW1Tq973IUxff4JLDuZ6i-Ly97hLyetgZnvglQ4v7xjXUjHzpe_IwOD5hyignmn-okfNxY/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="204" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOW9toyT7ecG583wG4QOoler2crCkbxd5EtLdteBRdpomDG30qYaFzB59rq3F9uwqT0HnzUEW1Tq973IUxff4JLDuZ6i-Ly97hLyetgZnvglQ4v7xjXUjHzpe_IwOD5hyignmn-okfNxY/s320/1.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Girls: sex is better than drugs as long as you have a good pusher<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmqIShlwtrOUmM-l3dSEchyphenhyphenf_Ro9Rz6-xEf8lUnIL-mAVnwx7bDBegESgZmwFbDFYgD7K9KWKgkdFfZ2rRKSlbqWjH6qyTgaAMscz1xMr00vmxzI3XQJi1zNZhSo-PQFG1wS6ASj7oaC4/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="235" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmqIShlwtrOUmM-l3dSEchyphenhyphenf_Ro9Rz6-xEf8lUnIL-mAVnwx7bDBegESgZmwFbDFYgD7K9KWKgkdFfZ2rRKSlbqWjH6qyTgaAMscz1xMr00vmxzI3XQJi1zNZhSo-PQFG1wS6ASj7oaC4/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Police Officers: you can't arrest a cross-eyed man just because he looks crooked<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-GU_-vqi4HVuiV5RS9MAGy1bA9DtJEhQc0NV15h2QvVegra67pNOd2EmdAK1w76EQco2sKaxWWaC4MxKYdgYSjLWPfbPKP_ukxhRkyqsUHcO6SmnW9urO7GSAso7LSPXRzlHpQlI0eqE/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-GU_-vqi4HVuiV5RS9MAGy1bA9DtJEhQc0NV15h2QvVegra67pNOd2EmdAK1w76EQco2sKaxWWaC4MxKYdgYSjLWPfbPKP_ukxhRkyqsUHcO6SmnW9urO7GSAso7LSPXRzlHpQlI0eqE/s320/1.jpg" width="250" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Homosexual Males: while many are "born that way," others were sucked into the lifestyle<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju1nqgKLUBE_UCHOPX_7VQK7iew15Xjmj-vOZ9VUKm9uVOteIde8Bu0hCG9Xf3-3S2ddTfFMouR6GDbNyuvNWC-26hJvwvRNiLwiXMjTxDnZzVhhD2DQ8LAf60iYlM0CO0sTioRlbRxH4/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju1nqgKLUBE_UCHOPX_7VQK7iew15Xjmj-vOZ9VUKm9uVOteIde8Bu0hCG9Xf3-3S2ddTfFMouR6GDbNyuvNWC-26hJvwvRNiLwiXMjTxDnZzVhhD2DQ8LAf60iYlM0CO0sTioRlbRxH4/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
Studs: masturbation does not count as your being sexually active- even if you are doing it three times a day<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitp1lWTevxOKei2rPnfEqhupN3gSxKfloangQJpEox4Hbf7Wz9yJHvvEDooPLGJjF83fVFBD57GCavkLXnC8gEzWXHEv_3UgoWLAOQbYeukuQXu9B0b_opHB0G-8in5dgE50z9wosjxfs/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitp1lWTevxOKei2rPnfEqhupN3gSxKfloangQJpEox4Hbf7Wz9yJHvvEDooPLGJjF83fVFBD57GCavkLXnC8gEzWXHEv_3UgoWLAOQbYeukuQXu9B0b_opHB0G-8in5dgE50z9wosjxfs/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Philosophical Question: if you fall out of a tree in the forest and no one's there...<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvNZN2fY2IFCyFRRqEFsYtqqNfrEmW9Q-C4n2P1UQnWqd2_A6gM-peMKIhyphenhyphentlCVc0SaljZCEuYM8pxHXz6Z73VcksQg7Mea6Ka1VQqzxjPc9dYvjCq5nlUm7dZ0SB6rfI7xaoja3RJvZA/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvNZN2fY2IFCyFRRqEFsYtqqNfrEmW9Q-C4n2P1UQnWqd2_A6gM-peMKIhyphenhyphentlCVc0SaljZCEuYM8pxHXz6Z73VcksQg7Mea6Ka1VQqzxjPc9dYvjCq5nlUm7dZ0SB6rfI7xaoja3RJvZA/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
Junkie Sex Maniacs: nothing takes your mind off of cold turkey better than a hot gobbler<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPfw3N_Jq8oNjl_8NSc3FFEyys_3Vep1LikRsbRZTNqP4uigyqVdBwtM8M20O29jvxJ-A8s6YgjgnDp6tmFdwbw-m4qsSR5J-jJWfTlijBPfSCl8LUsUzNrVKoDpGmkJAp5v-P7PAXCJo/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPfw3N_Jq8oNjl_8NSc3FFEyys_3Vep1LikRsbRZTNqP4uigyqVdBwtM8M20O29jvxJ-A8s6YgjgnDp6tmFdwbw-m4qsSR5J-jJWfTlijBPfSCl8LUsUzNrVKoDpGmkJAp5v-P7PAXCJo/s320/1.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Med Students Studying Proctology: cramming for an exam has an entirely different meaning for you<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEn4bBRMCFvVD1JG0BftgZpxWdmJ42W1kGBW7HvMUrj_4Ri0y8TpschvgSRBrObr5dqjW9AOXjbVtcbTbhMbQGYzCh6xmyWvbiBZbEirfpZzY3n4K3zepJn5tY_q8qkzRvSVwfg2lSStI/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEn4bBRMCFvVD1JG0BftgZpxWdmJ42W1kGBW7HvMUrj_4Ri0y8TpschvgSRBrObr5dqjW9AOXjbVtcbTbhMbQGYzCh6xmyWvbiBZbEirfpZzY3n4K3zepJn5tY_q8qkzRvSVwfg2lSStI/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
<br /></div>
Gay Men: are allowed into Heaven (but must enter in the rear)<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1wxZo2qaLasFDHl8JXHxDEqz_c546xGT5VIhGlE_tkNPYZPy03wX17idDTMV2CsP0hTA7Jt2ypDln5uDWdToXyMmYI3Q0JyQvA_-8GxmIK6Tb6zhnY1VYkUOvCCY5m_frs3U3rvlYGwU/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="186" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh1wxZo2qaLasFDHl8JXHxDEqz_c546xGT5VIhGlE_tkNPYZPy03wX17idDTMV2CsP0hTA7Jt2ypDln5uDWdToXyMmYI3Q0JyQvA_-8GxmIK6Tb6zhnY1VYkUOvCCY5m_frs3U3rvlYGwU/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Psychos: if you shoot a man just to watch him die, don't do it with one eye on the television<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb3pRdX88PZVaiFD9OK0EEMp9mpWY2QVmxnGk92IWSux2idhd8sGnv-VEBdqX2yvx-xAclSOe7N9v3pQkVfbPQ-jHiA2kDA_zyDkg3Q5kd1sBpIFjMYd3rEfP3F_Aq_QABGcb6A_WP7mI/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb3pRdX88PZVaiFD9OK0EEMp9mpWY2QVmxnGk92IWSux2idhd8sGnv-VEBdqX2yvx-xAclSOe7N9v3pQkVfbPQ-jHiA2kDA_zyDkg3Q5kd1sBpIFjMYd3rEfP3F_Aq_QABGcb6A_WP7mI/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
Animal Lovers: cats wont do it "doggy style"<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZdMH4Ne3itavTpxPItIr5dQzbFV-0mAIbVZomA_zJGTDH_j9Af4OsaegzXnSMMk9gp3ZXaOk5EjWTR9GVrDElmnRXCbsdBZlECAAOq09pb3botlM2JTlviIUrOrQAOG8a33QN67defeA/s1600/1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZdMH4Ne3itavTpxPItIr5dQzbFV-0mAIbVZomA_zJGTDH_j9Af4OsaegzXnSMMk9gp3ZXaOk5EjWTR9GVrDElmnRXCbsdBZlECAAOq09pb3botlM2JTlviIUrOrQAOG8a33QN67defeA/s320/1.JPG" width="246" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Wallflowers: reluctant dancers have cold feet<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdgzT5Cq4w7gd5dVvS0kuGhCXgsPNbQwQy2xWY7kWCKq0tqvPY_KgjqyXjjxO-ZMqiytHrFh8a-Hk96Ncuk4mjwMIbC6OCBzhohVKJOltw1uJTWN5y-9jyNCGpYCn2QuqJmcArstpRFDQ/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdgzT5Cq4w7gd5dVvS0kuGhCXgsPNbQwQy2xWY7kWCKq0tqvPY_KgjqyXjjxO-ZMqiytHrFh8a-Hk96Ncuk4mjwMIbC6OCBzhohVKJOltw1uJTWN5y-9jyNCGpYCn2QuqJmcArstpRFDQ/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Cymbal playing men: never rehearse for the marching band in the nude<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxOxf9ce0VX51QXFK7tNfULBlz3ekzvxKYem0Jwy6v4P1NEaxCSQeD_VsbDzcnGg9aKImBA_6daBvPzJocxrFd3BpWfBys5MQC88nFoAXCYGbTFI_7wl-_mTmyeG34yuIjaOSEMIxBhRo/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxOxf9ce0VX51QXFK7tNfULBlz3ekzvxKYem0Jwy6v4P1NEaxCSQeD_VsbDzcnGg9aKImBA_6daBvPzJocxrFd3BpWfBys5MQC88nFoAXCYGbTFI_7wl-_mTmyeG34yuIjaOSEMIxBhRo/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
Pre-Wedding Jitterers: sex wont change with marriage, as long as your new spouse doesn't find out<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1V40L4kEPWi5IeoKed0Qd6xcA9kctpw5eOJ2VI2coiZR1CfBD-S5LG7yhDpvH0mKRAfF8eUI_ANGlFaCvCjxz2uf8gGtTpoeuAt2k97iTGmqHTftIa3gPfHBqfcWwb3X4Jvt_hYzBlrI/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1V40L4kEPWi5IeoKed0Qd6xcA9kctpw5eOJ2VI2coiZR1CfBD-S5LG7yhDpvH0mKRAfF8eUI_ANGlFaCvCjxz2uf8gGtTpoeuAt2k97iTGmqHTftIa3gPfHBqfcWwb3X4Jvt_hYzBlrI/s320/1.jpg" width="292" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Health Care Providers: when helping the elderly with their
medicine, taking half a yellow pill and half a blue pill will not have
the same effect as taking one whole green pill<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwX0vGznqrCsSazsgP7ZrRrV6vKE3aQnWPVfeAk2R98sV6i0AP5NlmXkNiIOlRTtiM17MF4bAjLMuZb5ikEw0bLSaLwCZRxlVECczaLkguwB9JmU5G6pgbg1_x6x6-sXQfzv0croaavpg/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwX0vGznqrCsSazsgP7ZrRrV6vKE3aQnWPVfeAk2R98sV6i0AP5NlmXkNiIOlRTtiM17MF4bAjLMuZb5ikEw0bLSaLwCZRxlVECczaLkguwB9JmU5G6pgbg1_x6x6-sXQfzv0croaavpg/s320/1.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Happy Birthday: it's not the thought that counts when the book
you receive as a birthday gift comes with a card that reads, "Due Date
June 8th, Lompoc Public Library"<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaecW8v1Eepypc1cN0rhyphenhyphenzkBehGlrXSWJnysKl08uOr5jNSzx4lHAXfVkxQprZbgw0U0Pl60fWwahcWcgNy1M95-mUyT-3rFz5f0wjohXMc8TAniirsSnBvOUIr-BzZPuk6YHWihs-m_A/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaecW8v1Eepypc1cN0rhyphenhyphenzkBehGlrXSWJnysKl08uOr5jNSzx4lHAXfVkxQprZbgw0U0Pl60fWwahcWcgNy1M95-mUyT-3rFz5f0wjohXMc8TAniirsSnBvOUIr-BzZPuk6YHWihs-m_A/s320/1.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
Students: standardized testing in public schools does indeed
offer an unfair advantage, but only to those who've studied hard and
done their homework<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmvOqaMX-O_k5hCY0pU2_6Fy8ePFZFyygINboaQLhEmEkDLumt3gX9rnbZWVtdvzLtxwso4WcXuKaKZn4dURaHKpCFzWqcLbYz7kJc3wevCVamgRk96FabT4LQUVYMBHSfn01z0ITK6FM/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="208" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmvOqaMX-O_k5hCY0pU2_6Fy8ePFZFyygINboaQLhEmEkDLumt3gX9rnbZWVtdvzLtxwso4WcXuKaKZn4dURaHKpCFzWqcLbYz7kJc3wevCVamgRk96FabT4LQUVYMBHSfn01z0ITK6FM/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Homicidal Cannibals: snoring too loud is no reason to eat a man<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgh-B9v5H6efqM0DYcQ-LyCls1XEVBByUElPq6A4JDUfPP-9mhz_oxgJuTwl3zLapr2q3oURkpbuxFAlrAgmD76zPd4J7kqTtE9N92dRQ_g4OefVpQ41V9jUAgTA5LShj1vVJV6skn5fo/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgh-B9v5H6efqM0DYcQ-LyCls1XEVBByUElPq6A4JDUfPP-9mhz_oxgJuTwl3zLapr2q3oURkpbuxFAlrAgmD76zPd4J7kqTtE9N92dRQ_g4OefVpQ41V9jUAgTA5LShj1vVJV6skn5fo/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
Avoid renting any movie
that stars a horse (ie. Seabiscuit, Dreamer); unless, of course, its
costar is a sex-starved Danish farmgirl<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNpvoRz3Ba1esMXNr0WZsvKH2d2_1RBNgCMwzglqlPJAf5YGNTlr5Tg2VXVfcJRfnUyZEnRwuVJfAmsf8fyOGDTOWB_Pr9X9BPIrjds-K3BedM2ZsZow8Pv2y3wvMUmxVr7UWk-ZiAKC4/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNpvoRz3Ba1esMXNr0WZsvKH2d2_1RBNgCMwzglqlPJAf5YGNTlr5Tg2VXVfcJRfnUyZEnRwuVJfAmsf8fyOGDTOWB_Pr9X9BPIrjds-K3BedM2ZsZow8Pv2y3wvMUmxVr7UWk-ZiAKC4/s320/1.gif" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
The smaller a woman's breasts, the more you get per pound<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMogVdBDYGaHHhSYd0v7HQiCz3GmEjUfLMqQdSiki_QiLF4rRTXKCaGhObXM3jcV5gL68kabiyw0N1x1HGcbiI5LaELzJz0VjHJf1Psqtk4avhZ90wpauYw00ZX-cPdi8slv_Qjx5x6I/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMogVdBDYGaHHhSYd0v7HQiCz3GmEjUfLMqQdSiki_QiLF4rRTXKCaGhObXM3jcV5gL68kabiyw0N1x1HGcbiI5LaELzJz0VjHJf1Psqtk4avhZ90wpauYw00ZX-cPdi8slv_Qjx5x6I/s320/1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-32441131911442675732015-09-25T04:20:00.000-04:002015-09-25T04:20:00.100-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: WHO? (1973) ELLIOTT GOULD<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg39Blr_fL65IlRBT5q3JJOl_MLTO9JvLIAdGVDbr8KKYVvsSNtOIEQ9OCVsxicMIDLWJIJ8sazvVDYtpzllCLrTbtmg2wooDehSLdOkUpFVWY-taoVAoHfcKpveFnFRM8HHSxqiqqHCQI/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg39Blr_fL65IlRBT5q3JJOl_MLTO9JvLIAdGVDbr8KKYVvsSNtOIEQ9OCVsxicMIDLWJIJ8sazvVDYtpzllCLrTbtmg2wooDehSLdOkUpFVWY-taoVAoHfcKpveFnFRM8HHSxqiqqHCQI/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><i>aka Roboman, The Man in the Steel Mask</i> is an early 70s paranoid thriller oddity. It came out the same year as Robert Altman's <i>The Long Goodbye</i>;
Elliot Gould starred in both.</span></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoXc5KxJoNxO4xd-6j_HVEQNk-4vhxRTBjoxh6ADFRyj6AbRy0w5aE6GyiCn_jKx8QcpMuH20mIq79fwry0fJn5Tjvzm0UJglSXmhocw2myvSqjSybO5UpsKeW1_8_xldEGBKwN_UqxM4/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgoXc5KxJoNxO4xd-6j_HVEQNk-4vhxRTBjoxh6ADFRyj6AbRy0w5aE6GyiCn_jKx8QcpMuH20mIq79fwry0fJn5Tjvzm0UJglSXmhocw2myvSqjSybO5UpsKeW1_8_xldEGBKwN_UqxM4/s640/1.jpg" width="515" /></a></div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">as Philip Marlowe in The Long Goodbye (1973)</span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span><br />
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">A top American physicist attends a conference in East Germany but ends
up in a suspicious car accident. He is forced to get re-construction
surgery in East Germany and gets metal implants. The rest of the film is
Elliot Gould’s US Agent trying to figure out if he is the real deal or a
spy for the Germans. </span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Trevor Howard co-stars as a Russian
general. </span>
</div>
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"></span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq3ysbCza7Jc9oRAWnXrvqGwb-ErCVoAdA5nRuwfZQypAWV_IrrlTucp1p5_vT4w_vEbXUB6WsYG5xt2ssUvQCv0IFSYSHvcI1q5EwURPG0IHn7T4EHSd0KBhF2oiEmc7enZB5nSCQqiY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgq3ysbCza7Jc9oRAWnXrvqGwb-ErCVoAdA5nRuwfZQypAWV_IrrlTucp1p5_vT4w_vEbXUB6WsYG5xt2ssUvQCv0IFSYSHvcI1q5EwURPG0IHn7T4EHSd0KBhF2oiEmc7enZB5nSCQqiY/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Released in 1973 after a prolonged dry spell for Gould, “<b>Who?”</b>
is a
decidedly minor blip in Gould’s overall career. A rather gentle drama about a gentle, misunderstood man.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">An American physicist who gets in a car wreck during a visit to Russia,
after which surgeons replace his face, organs and the bulk of his limbs
with those of a cyborg. For the rest of the film (based on Algis Budrys’
novel), a government agent (Gould) and his team try to figure out if
the scientist’s mutation story checks out or if he’s actually a Russian
spy.</span></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ8KYWuYtUDEOlAsB49tBNDKETRbqgfunwhUYhPlDHEOUxAvC5a9oUeBSJHMUivJCRbgFgPmHOje6Cblm8cduQo1B8yZAIJfWsztQc-ejB0Fi-IQWOSca-Rt6ud9HS0gjnG8Kvn2BZ0WU/s1600/1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="367" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQ8KYWuYtUDEOlAsB49tBNDKETRbqgfunwhUYhPlDHEOUxAvC5a9oUeBSJHMUivJCRbgFgPmHOje6Cblm8cduQo1B8yZAIJfWsztQc-ejB0Fi-IQWOSca-Rt6ud9HS0gjnG8Kvn2BZ0WU/s640/1.png" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Gould had more to say about the time period in which he shot “Who?” than the film itself.</span></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">
</span><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">“When Bob [Altman] was putting together ‘California Split,’ thinking
we were gonna do it with Steve McQueen, at that point I was in Munich
making an interesting B-movie called ‘Who?’ Maximilian Schell showed me
his picture ‘The Pedestrian,’ and in it, he says, ‘The closer you are,
the less you can see.’ As I said, I was more than just confused, I was
so ignorant as to how [the industry] worked.”</span></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8zLE-fjCoYa37408ocvo8tkvXdGs0aVYVIUVujHBdvi0815dQN3m0B4LNePjB2nvZGg0ZzQ-YUxAcB4qBF9efqyP8ZAO8bwtc_yHMP9Z10E1kQcZn6DMkcz3bQWqcTfYPlY9Zh0ckwvc/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8zLE-fjCoYa37408ocvo8tkvXdGs0aVYVIUVujHBdvi0815dQN3m0B4LNePjB2nvZGg0ZzQ-YUxAcB4qBF9efqyP8ZAO8bwtc_yHMP9Z10E1kQcZn6DMkcz3bQWqcTfYPlY9Zh0ckwvc/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
Director: Jack Gold<br />
Screenplay: John Gould (based on the novel by Algis Budrys)<br />
Producer: Barry Levinson <br />
Elliott Gould Sean Rogers<br />
Trevor Howard Colonel Azarin<br />
Joseph Bova Lucas Martino<br />
Edward Grover Finchley<br />
John Lehne Haller<br />
James Noble General Deptford</div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/AB9KW0YWTv8/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/AB9KW0YWTv8?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-39164945639726771452015-09-21T04:20:00.000-04:002015-09-21T04:20:00.033-04:00 BECAUSE SHE'S SO HOT, YOU'RE TRYING TO OVERLOOK<div style="text-align: center;">
<h3 class="post-title entry-title" itemprop="name">
HER...</h3>
<br />
belief in unicorns and elves<br />
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgKG64vEsQuaLH4RHgkEBO7qMudSJcvsqxWrtAADm5FVRTZP5FI-R5bCuHqWSfWuCOmtIYRnRyY3Tv6dNtoty3zzo-GlcbLm5x6Qd7IwsuBTN427sgCEVEb3MFp7-af058TxQzEh3Dy_g/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgKG64vEsQuaLH4RHgkEBO7qMudSJcvsqxWrtAADm5FVRTZP5FI-R5bCuHqWSfWuCOmtIYRnRyY3Tv6dNtoty3zzo-GlcbLm5x6Qd7IwsuBTN427sgCEVEb3MFp7-af058TxQzEh3Dy_g/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
unshaven armpits<br />
<br />
<br />
boyfriend<br />
<br />
<br />
girlfriend<br />
<br />
<br />
strap-on</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO4rqfPKyLDC99kuKKm4b-vvf8j3p0q-BncdcghO05LfKZbvx_x4F_vPpbgg0xjZdr6fleR_H8YmUJcq_vvjKEiilGvZ-8rse6mrMziXZD7Zar9Y_5zxaDqvvQmC6EBO9kDT_d17qZLLQ/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO4rqfPKyLDC99kuKKm4b-vvf8j3p0q-BncdcghO05LfKZbvx_x4F_vPpbgg0xjZdr6fleR_H8YmUJcq_vvjKEiilGvZ-8rse6mrMziXZD7Zar9Y_5zxaDqvvQmC6EBO9kDT_d17qZLLQ/s640/1.jpg" width="305" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
colostomy bag<br />
<br />
<br />
opinion that Saddam Hussein "had some good points"<br />
<br />
<br />
menagerie of glass animal figurines<br />
<br />
<br />
Adam's Apple<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNFyhAeAcxvXF5kuA2sgdbagWAC0WhSxeHl2nYd9JjoUEs-_8a_3KLU76BRmNN5nSrPnmhsvzlvgUzFFmP2DNMAri93prTY6ppUuUZhhlyK2AaQec6qW0ieuWTFx44V3YuXVb-kcXYevU/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="392" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNFyhAeAcxvXF5kuA2sgdbagWAC0WhSxeHl2nYd9JjoUEs-_8a_3KLU76BRmNN5nSrPnmhsvzlvgUzFFmP2DNMAri93prTY6ppUuUZhhlyK2AaQec6qW0ieuWTFx44V3YuXVb-kcXYevU/s400/1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
winning the "Best Gang Bang" scene at last year's Adult Video Awards<br />
<br />
<br />
criminal record for stalking ex-boyfriends<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL2JW8a6UiMXzsyefCQU7EkhK73lChylKuaKI61KimEOvV06m7JCTFQAvb_mUmBNRI0qDiM8969nmkUqPaDhZmJA5uFNCYG5XFHrJfC_nfk07O96j2cGapEuTD4lOW0SFYpR-YL0ttWb8/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL2JW8a6UiMXzsyefCQU7EkhK73lChylKuaKI61KimEOvV06m7JCTFQAvb_mUmBNRI0qDiM8969nmkUqPaDhZmJA5uFNCYG5XFHrJfC_nfk07O96j2cGapEuTD4lOW0SFYpR-YL0ttWb8/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
complete collection of "Faces of Death" dvds<br />
<br />
<br />
job as a sales rep for Mary K-K-K<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ2N9YLiSDEeEA2Ooou9xzV3fh94sNSSP_oDi92KdsUJNwXLpMLxNjfZWqPDCUAQ3mVHqxruhtQ7lnCeQy9gSmMJwY8XHBUwK7csOkCVF-KFSd5jQhyrsjXWlg1nBO_glTp-tZOqxYvKw/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="311" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZ2N9YLiSDEeEA2Ooou9xzV3fh94sNSSP_oDi92KdsUJNwXLpMLxNjfZWqPDCUAQ3mVHqxruhtQ7lnCeQy9gSmMJwY8XHBUwK7csOkCVF-KFSd5jQhyrsjXWlg1nBO_glTp-tZOqxYvKw/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
labia being pierced<br />
<br />
<br />
voice makes Fran Drescher's seem musical <br />
<br />
<br />
mulatto bastard<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS50ExhmGrFmDSPZc5nFomvtO7400v0JtKRDuUa7Q0sUA9hqpbXwWh_P8tlkcSYyx5B07AI2Nmf_8Swa1VdH88KR7RckJjeFR3JZiBrPVyPk5myxZQI8XVa9KLvFIjepfIxnLBzlLMJ-Y/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhS50ExhmGrFmDSPZc5nFomvtO7400v0JtKRDuUa7Q0sUA9hqpbXwWh_P8tlkcSYyx5B07AI2Nmf_8Swa1VdH88KR7RckJjeFR3JZiBrPVyPk5myxZQI8XVa9KLvFIjepfIxnLBzlLMJ-Y/s640/1.jpg" width="444" /></a></div>
<br />
wheelchair<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
</div>
<h2 class="date-header">
</h2>
<div class="date-posts">
<div class="post-outer">
<div class="post hentry uncustomized-post-template" itemprop="blogPost" itemscope="itemscope" itemtype="http://schema.org/BlogPosting">
<a href="https://www.blogger.com/null" name="4967715452071682041"></a>
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-67017592604657995742015-09-18T04:20:00.000-04:002015-09-18T04:20:00.720-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: MINI-SKIRT MOB (1968) A.I.P. Ross Hagen Jeremy Slate Diane McBain Harry Dean Stanton<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
“Disregard their good looks/They’re just a bunch of dirty crooks/With skirts showin’ plenty of knee/That’s the Mini-Skirt Mob/On another spree.”</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVg6YsnJLYj0btdxHi9Cp5Q59JdjWpMuXB4uP8R9lYe0yXTpXco8O7EHLcqmp80z_FoWGyasTFJGnzTHDKPicAH7UaDDTeGgR8UtHtr_FXPrJq6X8Odvs8rToQqZCmXf1RvOWUA1XW764/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVg6YsnJLYj0btdxHi9Cp5Q59JdjWpMuXB4uP8R9lYe0yXTpXco8O7EHLcqmp80z_FoWGyasTFJGnzTHDKPicAH7UaDDTeGgR8UtHtr_FXPrJq6X8Odvs8rToQqZCmXf1RvOWUA1XW764/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Thus begins the 1968 exploitation oddity "The Mini-Skirt Mob," with a jaunty theme song sung by Patty McCormack, former child star ("The Bad Seed") turned B-movie actress, who plays Edie, the kid sister to Shayne, the villain of the piece, played with bouffant-haired menace by Diane McBain ("Surfside Six"). McBain and McCormack had co-starred with Fabian in "director Maury Dexter's infamous "Maryjane" earlier that year.</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhES9jy-wDIbGpHce59V0w4oUurQx8DnqtCKD6xEeAZmFdaRU2e2HTBd354UNsLHPG8Nk33EJ1bRk1ZRLbsbtCci5KtkiF7_QUNcnNGNDV9zxOGrJ9icxfiUun6LnckjSNAmuP1VR4-neY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="348" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhES9jy-wDIbGpHce59V0w4oUurQx8DnqtCKD6xEeAZmFdaRU2e2HTBd354UNsLHPG8Nk33EJ1bRk1ZRLbsbtCci5KtkiF7_QUNcnNGNDV9zxOGrJ9icxfiUun6LnckjSNAmuP1VR4-neY/s640/1.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
PATTY McCORMACK</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Written by James Gordon White ("The Glory Stompers," "The Thing with Two Heads"), it's a strange combination of biker movie and western revenge drama – McBain's character is reminiscent of Mercedes McCambridge in "Johnny Guitar," albeit a lot better-looking and a bleach blonde – with the plot consisting of Shayne's single-minded, psychotic vengeance against her former lover, rodeo champ Jeff Logan (Ross Hagen), who has had the gall to marry another woman (Sherry Jackson). Shayne enlists the aid of her sister's boyfriend, Lon (Jeremy Slate), his rodeo tramp sidekicks Spook (Harry Dean Stanton) and L.G. (Ronnie Rondell), and redheaded bimbos Fran and Bea (Sandra Marshall and Barbro Hedström) in her quest to win back Jeff's love through extreme violence. Shayne is the leader of "The Mini-Skirts" motorcycle gang ("They're hog-straddling female animals on the prowl" according the tagline on the film's poster art), and soon proves that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, as she pulls out all the stops to achieve her evil goal, from a wild catfight with the bride to tossing Molotov cocktails at the newlyweds' trailer.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRcf2au3U9Z6ALkQj7mliCKgVeyBz_kWigbWj0yuRmo0Ng2PfCVv1BRYOofWIlBNn19J6WV8qGxSeiTK6FxznUGE_n-vkWtOk-p5sTKsJd2Z8RSqDM5_d8n7eaUyW9QyKijyuEXCkG6Lg/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRcf2au3U9Z6ALkQj7mliCKgVeyBz_kWigbWj0yuRmo0Ng2PfCVv1BRYOofWIlBNn19J6WV8qGxSeiTK6FxznUGE_n-vkWtOk-p5sTKsJd2Z8RSqDM5_d8n7eaUyW9QyKijyuEXCkG6Lg/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
ROSS HAGEN</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
McBain is pure malevolence as the unhinged biker chick, even if she looks more like a slumming débutante than a badass motorcycle mama. Speaking of which, the bikes in the film are closer to scooters than choppers, which significantly undercuts the intended menace and adds to the overall absurdity of the film. After starting out as a contract player with Warner Brothers, McBain went from movies to TV (she memorably guest-starred on "Batman" as "Pinky Pinkston") to grade Z schlock like "I Sailed to Tahiti with an All-Girl Crew." Her performance in "The Mini-Skirt Mob" is pretty freakin' awesome, as she gives her all despite the mediocrity of the material, elevating the movie in the process.</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxwx5sM7YU234ZXHanpx-j5vxj9BjUdfrneRklhbb9XqeKQQGJLGPZMd1AhDtJxQg6oRjxUueDC9h6k9SsYXmlJhd-LN5ZN7KzHjyaEm2oEhg4QvF21iKDnzO9FxeiHm2WJhFImlnhV2w/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxwx5sM7YU234ZXHanpx-j5vxj9BjUdfrneRklhbb9XqeKQQGJLGPZMd1AhDtJxQg6oRjxUueDC9h6k9SsYXmlJhd-LN5ZN7KzHjyaEm2oEhg4QvF21iKDnzO9FxeiHm2WJhFImlnhV2w/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
Jeff Logan, rodeo star, is honeymooning with his new bride in a camper when his old gang shows up. Miffed that Jeff has decided to quite, and fueled by the Mob leader’s jealousy of the new wife, the gang picks a fight and ends up beating up the happy couple. Jeff runs them off with a shotgun. All seems settled, and the bride and groom plan to continue on to the ranch. Unfortunately for them, the gang has other plans. In classic horror film style, the gang begins a tirade of attacks and after the death of LG (as a result of trying to run the camper off the road with the bikes) sabotage the car, and end up with the couple trapped like sitting ducks in the camper, while they keep watch from a hilltop…</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS-rzojruv01YTnJyBw9CSVFkeeuuVcWiQOLB2QEIff0oh8znuXYlBLsNjm-cdkELSGhFdotqLF18tle7MKMnEAV7XsF3dT0l4TsRweeyjNHvCIweA77Qqjr_TjdQAB_Ltms9W-6yQl9M/s1600/1.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="350" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS-rzojruv01YTnJyBw9CSVFkeeuuVcWiQOLB2QEIff0oh8znuXYlBLsNjm-cdkELSGhFdotqLF18tle7MKMnEAV7XsF3dT0l4TsRweeyjNHvCIweA77Qqjr_TjdQAB_Ltms9W-6yQl9M/s640/1.JPG" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
SHERRY JACKSON</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
There are some unexplained bits, like a Cub Scout troop that witnesses the murder, and illusions to the cops being hot on the trail, but really these never pan out, and it all culminates in the propane tank exploding on the camper from beer bottle molotov cocktails, and a pretty fun motorcycle chase down of the couple on foot at the end, where Spook gets taken down, and the mild mannered bride chooses to let Shane fall to her death, rather than saving her.</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiixeJ90MEu9YH8CEQD7VwE6vfPyXsT9caPqUMdJFNWSDJ6ZsYuhQ-NcLl1wbP1bSMyOM2bRPmqSCjJwI9sdQzpTKBdGyprG_DGS1iKUMO3n2aVp5yL69F1Q18cPylZwv2MohbdDAH4gA/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="462" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiixeJ90MEu9YH8CEQD7VwE6vfPyXsT9caPqUMdJFNWSDJ6ZsYuhQ-NcLl1wbP1bSMyOM2bRPmqSCjJwI9sdQzpTKBdGyprG_DGS1iKUMO3n2aVp5yL69F1Q18cPylZwv2MohbdDAH4gA/s640/3.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
DIANE McBAIN JEREMY SLATE</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
“What is this any how? We was going on a party, now two of us is dead.” </div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Spook (Harry Dean Stanton)</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IUm0xrdvIug/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/IUm0xrdvIug?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL PICTURES</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Producer/Director Maury Dexter</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Ross Hagen as Jeff</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />Jeremy Slate as Lon</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />Diane McBain as Shayne</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />Sherry Jackson as Connie<br /><br />Patty McCormack as Edie<br /><br />Harry Dean Stanton as Spook</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-63172233656157943192015-09-14T04:20:00.000-04:002016-03-24T01:59:48.956-04:00 ROCK AND ROLL'S LOLITAS <b>ROCK AND ROLL LOLITAS</b> (and the pedophiles who serenade them)<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCPzVEunH5ofiKqkdM-NfhgWV7kApwYO2at3Hzp2HPGGUR8oaQ3EjvQdqYM376ouG7-xnFttlHstzNDmkawYGk20x6TqAFRGHhLoolHxZ6rowCPMVVHXex7yho_VGG1M75LjkGht_KbE4/s1600/1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCPzVEunH5ofiKqkdM-NfhgWV7kApwYO2at3Hzp2HPGGUR8oaQ3EjvQdqYM376ouG7-xnFttlHstzNDmkawYGk20x6TqAFRGHhLoolHxZ6rowCPMVVHXex7yho_VGG1M75LjkGht_KbE4/s1600/1.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
"Baby Love" The Supremes, 1964<br />
<br />
"Bobby Sox to Stockings" Frankie Avalon, 1959<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMaozehrXkO9x2Zp-a4R1BJu5ewIStDRTK4R6yyzNRn6rKhXcWPIR7pwtyN3IwiTT2Xc9c93W3HPvoD9ibUFBctcZwGs0zW0W0Kkson7FTjND9JDoeoQFKbDDDbKDfFGuMKOGIpkyRDcY/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMaozehrXkO9x2Zp-a4R1BJu5ewIStDRTK4R6yyzNRn6rKhXcWPIR7pwtyN3IwiTT2Xc9c93W3HPvoD9ibUFBctcZwGs0zW0W0Kkson7FTjND9JDoeoQFKbDDDbKDfFGuMKOGIpkyRDcY/s1600/1.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
"Born Too Late" The Poni Tails, 1958<br />
<br />"Child Woman, Woman Child" Roy Orbison, 1969<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7LOwxPGejaQd8FZB-_gmIoM0f168rmIsi4gJek4LeATS3Uszd_1fNaiM3OeLzxtcLQC_Yu30o1B47dwNgJWAlMf-mPMpV32c4gY__YSdlFFFxBsuzvj-ENw0G4TX1ewV-BtBd4kLvEnY/s1600/1a.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7LOwxPGejaQd8FZB-_gmIoM0f168rmIsi4gJek4LeATS3Uszd_1fNaiM3OeLzxtcLQC_Yu30o1B47dwNgJWAlMf-mPMpV32c4gY__YSdlFFFxBsuzvj-ENw0G4TX1ewV-BtBd4kLvEnY/s1600/1a.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
"Come Back When You Grow Up" Bobby Vee & the Strangers (1967)<br />
<br />
"Cradle of Love" Billy Idol (1990)<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBY1gwftMIxf4DhCcz8q1lQVg01R9yqTLXj98ZD5NTV9MzZvQcBEpZOUMLjespUzbsfbizKg3R-w5GwotafrdkcH7DOTEyxQ_ZmuLIdbu_eg5hwsG_5NJQn_g7tNGWHrIRknNFog_Z69Y/s1600/0.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiBY1gwftMIxf4DhCcz8q1lQVg01R9yqTLXj98ZD5NTV9MzZvQcBEpZOUMLjespUzbsfbizKg3R-w5GwotafrdkcH7DOTEyxQ_ZmuLIdbu_eg5hwsG_5NJQn_g7tNGWHrIRknNFog_Z69Y/s1600/0.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
"Dance on Little Girl" Paul Anka, 1961"<br />
<br />
(Young Girls, They Call Them the) Diamond Dogs" David Bowie, 1974<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCRKRddDymJZPlXQuIHd2J7OLNjMISZEotHGjKlVGjD0ipgkeGorRYV0pK9_5nUoH_jdAQuDjUqMSL2Q35yC4VuUC6jvm6M7cBOFWNr-IckkJrBqVdxWHrqMrmvzkkcMLZ6hB3NL5ZmsU/s1600/1-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCRKRddDymJZPlXQuIHd2J7OLNjMISZEotHGjKlVGjD0ipgkeGorRYV0pK9_5nUoH_jdAQuDjUqMSL2Q35yC4VuUC6jvm6M7cBOFWNr-IckkJrBqVdxWHrqMrmvzkkcMLZ6hB3NL5ZmsU/s1600/1-1.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
"Don't Hurt My Little Sister" The Beach Boys, 1965<br />
<br />
"Go Away Little Girl" Steve Lawrence, 1962; Donny Osmond, 1971<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_p0usCRLpQ4PxJIAqL4eayOKXR52ucCtkkWiY0r_PwJWhVSH4cWAh89Avq73Dl_njbmYoFZaf0mVE7QRW4vE3ZWcrtEFaHP4jX7VybKZ5_9joR1QPIsNvqZ_7ZGBl3YrMavgstLLNmM/s1600/0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj0_p0usCRLpQ4PxJIAqL4eayOKXR52ucCtkkWiY0r_PwJWhVSH4cWAh89Avq73Dl_njbmYoFZaf0mVE7QRW4vE3ZWcrtEFaHP4jX7VybKZ5_9joR1QPIsNvqZ_7ZGBl3YrMavgstLLNmM/s320/0.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>
<br />
"Happy Birthday Sweet Sixteen" Neil Sedaka, 1961 <br />
<br />
"Hot Child in the City" Nick Gilder, 1978<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtrFxg5QPf4KgAmwN9e0QEy9EVVMzdcJbx6AP2Z0mGUxl-8iqtvWMEAOKUwbjlFUirJvn-2H2cqygJjgunPiM567D-tn53lgo8ptr5fv3t7lbDwAskUR67Rw0zzBILWPcSQLU5rkjiRaQ/s1600/0.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhtrFxg5QPf4KgAmwN9e0QEy9EVVMzdcJbx6AP2Z0mGUxl-8iqtvWMEAOKUwbjlFUirJvn-2H2cqygJjgunPiM567D-tn53lgo8ptr5fv3t7lbDwAskUR67Rw0zzBILWPcSQLU5rkjiRaQ/s1600/0.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
"I Want a Little Girl" Nat King Cole, 1956 <br />
<br />
"Little Girl in Bloom" Thin Lizzy, 1974<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNglJ5tq5IOl_308dWa7PKL2iJWbH5xm3ik9AlZvIfyfItbiIBPojooJKTnU-pD74kkyJawc9qGKwmCh9iLVgNTyiGBs4O6VdTIDMCo-gc6ipie9u1UuGuq9wkMhY_HiLoomvOTS4VASA/s1600/1-2.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhNglJ5tq5IOl_308dWa7PKL2iJWbH5xm3ik9AlZvIfyfItbiIBPojooJKTnU-pD74kkyJawc9qGKwmCh9iLVgNTyiGBs4O6VdTIDMCo-gc6ipie9u1UuGuq9wkMhY_HiLoomvOTS4VASA/s1600/1-2.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
"Little Girl (in the Big City)" Roy Orbison, 1969<br />
<br />
"Little Sister (Don't You)" Elvis Presley, 1961<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuAxIL59C3eSqjJ1b8Z2WMYBYD2dJNy1Mbyv4M38nPJ1eUKaEoMcKlRh-bM3MptInKy9ahQhvaQd5QFgRKX0vo1tdpRACdHQalzwekM9Eau-jWLUXmAlGkH_mQjTH235Kk0bEouEwpTn0/s1600/0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuAxIL59C3eSqjJ1b8Z2WMYBYD2dJNy1Mbyv4M38nPJ1eUKaEoMcKlRh-bM3MptInKy9ahQhvaQd5QFgRKX0vo1tdpRACdHQalzwekM9Eau-jWLUXmAlGkH_mQjTH235Kk0bEouEwpTn0/s1600/0.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
"Only Sixteen" Sam Cooke, 1960<br />
<br />
"(She's) Sexy and 17" The Stray Cats, 1983<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPQWY6OFyUpDdIInPPfruCnXpImA_rQ0mrZMUadbstuczCouZJoY2l800hzYoIubMiJnh16_QyV7M4ccOyfNCOAQLlxr3ErrjbMHtkMH2jcj6tkMjork2hAggdf3ZkFl_DUaY9wLabLcI/s1600/0.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPQWY6OFyUpDdIInPPfruCnXpImA_rQ0mrZMUadbstuczCouZJoY2l800hzYoIubMiJnh16_QyV7M4ccOyfNCOAQLlxr3ErrjbMHtkMH2jcj6tkMjork2hAggdf3ZkFl_DUaY9wLabLcI/s1600/0.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
"Sixteen Candles" The Crests, 1958<br />
<br />
"Sweet Little Sixteen" Chuck Berry, 1958<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hzefeMAu-6BPTcanRh64MPMikUMzFXi_dD2hNJnOpMmMYMHz-kgukgoQgowfMQn1jSrz2wh3a7u8ZhRwfXNIADKA_HPT4O6V03qOvLJipjodSDjiCbFjxUVsDzxYf9eSpmc6eMn7LVE/s1600/0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9hzefeMAu-6BPTcanRh64MPMikUMzFXi_dD2hNJnOpMmMYMHz-kgukgoQgowfMQn1jSrz2wh3a7u8ZhRwfXNIADKA_HPT4O6V03qOvLJipjodSDjiCbFjxUVsDzxYf9eSpmc6eMn7LVE/s1600/0.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
"Sweet Young Thing" The Monkees, 1966<br />
<br />
"Thank Heaven For Little Girls" Maurice Chevalier, 1958<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsTGEM0firV8Hs2BHRxCBdifrvFxoE7F3VNz1pLl9ZjDwj1eROTp-eokObPGv0r-6JEEZ8vAqEeFLXSmepEe3kODq7MKJNNeMGODkIrqNTDvE-4QzlIZvBpOXVi-daRwnL_Kk2aNiiMkY/s1600/11-1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsTGEM0firV8Hs2BHRxCBdifrvFxoE7F3VNz1pLl9ZjDwj1eROTp-eokObPGv0r-6JEEZ8vAqEeFLXSmepEe3kODq7MKJNNeMGODkIrqNTDvE-4QzlIZvBpOXVi-daRwnL_Kk2aNiiMkY/s1600/11-1.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
"Wake Up Little Susie" The Everly Brothers, 1957<br />
<br />
"What's Your Name (Little Girl)?" Lynyrd Skynyrd, 1977</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgTO6MWSaSPv6MnMc7es3JZc7w_f88WFBElPmZCdJ0BS76vgS-F453dSgvD0XLpECjWTMZrSLqfUdy3SEljlXSN4412tHydbUYFJ920mRA5Lpc75GgalGAccO7kw0LZuUR3iJTWGlGQXk/s1600/1-1.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgTO6MWSaSPv6MnMc7es3JZc7w_f88WFBElPmZCdJ0BS76vgS-F453dSgvD0XLpECjWTMZrSLqfUdy3SEljlXSN4412tHydbUYFJ920mRA5Lpc75GgalGAccO7kw0LZuUR3iJTWGlGQXk/s1600/1-1.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
"You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful and You're Mine)" Johnny Burnette, 1960; Ringo Starr, 1973</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj2dtGP29gYR3DBWeOF4BDAWtB5dtiiVecd2yKl4g_9029m0B-5j-dTO59OEVcLT5l4MdCXP_XovU2XW1aiLB91jVu9htdDPcXHHs6pMCeSp8UuV4drtiQfgpNixUtFUbv4b950QRawnY/s1600/0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjj2dtGP29gYR3DBWeOF4BDAWtB5dtiiVecd2yKl4g_9029m0B-5j-dTO59OEVcLT5l4MdCXP_XovU2XW1aiLB91jVu9htdDPcXHHs6pMCeSp8UuV4drtiQfgpNixUtFUbv4b950QRawnY/s1600/0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-KYVDgHEGY5UuASi3xlOqv974Ku4FFYtITGnpvtRVElB709v4ExMrtin5EIiTfAD7ybBymVWtTepnSYQQC_HmPpnjg_XTb6ajFk6miKOYTYAna2SG0bQ8uBY2B1aTYVtFG5ZeIVC-iiw/s1600/000.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-KYVDgHEGY5UuASi3xlOqv974Ku4FFYtITGnpvtRVElB709v4ExMrtin5EIiTfAD7ybBymVWtTepnSYQQC_HmPpnjg_XTb6ajFk6miKOYTYAna2SG0bQ8uBY2B1aTYVtFG5ZeIVC-iiw/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-50450560686015065632015-07-24T04:20:00.000-04:002015-07-24T04:20:00.405-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: GET CHARLIE TULLY (1972) Dick Emery OOH... YOU ARE AWFUL<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
Ooh... You Are Awful is a 1972 British comedy film Directed by Cliff Owen; Produced by E.M. Smedley-Aston, Sidney Gilliat, and Frank Launder; Written by John Warren and John Singer. Its alternative title on its North American release was Get Charlie Tully.</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaIsyxSGQQIwZjXpxZ0th4Dey2O9fStKX0wrX20VptdPRt04wZcuXduvPH-L3ObKjjQRGsKWOLcCfAPgd796upm4XRgMdU4GU5SAIXDik73_X39HAny0A4hrgL5ZYUq3u5rDaXGGfBpmA/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjaIsyxSGQQIwZjXpxZ0th4Dey2O9fStKX0wrX20VptdPRt04wZcuXduvPH-L3ObKjjQRGsKWOLcCfAPgd796upm4XRgMdU4GU5SAIXDik73_X39HAny0A4hrgL5ZYUq3u5rDaXGGfBpmA/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Before his death, Reggie Campbell Peek deposited a stolen £500,000 into a Swiss bank account. But Peek left a record of the account number: the digits tattooed on the bottoms of four young women, none of whom know the value of their asset. His friend and partner-in-crime Charlie Tully, using his talent as a "master of disguise" - sets out to locate those women, and gain sight of the digits. Meanwhile, Tully is being watched by other - more dangerous - criminals.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA4Echap2J_fPXbrPELfxDauwi_jig0JkRduVApCyrUVITtTHPjw5-GI8pCfiEuj6KCuscsPwQc6OJaNnUZhlvR5gOQcDhNmIkAb13JHVVSl7jgx1IQMqWYV1TB82qV0CI1tar27jOU2Y/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgA4Echap2J_fPXbrPELfxDauwi_jig0JkRduVApCyrUVITtTHPjw5-GI8pCfiEuj6KCuscsPwQc6OJaNnUZhlvR5gOQcDhNmIkAb13JHVVSl7jgx1IQMqWYV1TB82qV0CI1tar27jOU2Y/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
DICK EMERY</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
Conmen Charlie Tully and Reggie Peek have successfully conned a couple of Italian men, and are making an easy escape with £500,000. Flushed with success, Tully is unable to resist running a "quick and easy" minor con on a passing American tourist. But "quick and easy" unexpectedly goes awry, and Tully is arrested. While Tully is imprisoned, Peek manages to escape and deposit the £500,000 in a Swiss bank account. Eventually, when Tully is finally released, he is met by Peek, intending to give him the bank account number. But Peek has been having an affair with the sister of London crime lord Sid Sabbath, and his reunion with Tully is cut short when Peek is murdered, on the orders of Sabbath.</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlpejpLWQUwRFoaaabn_pjpcYbwpwb_7bdQ2AThZuQH-oevgmUqHkBb4ki0hqLFQwUJYqcdnsX51ZpJAJAtq7KkL7m_fUgnvOMWDcrZFCZ-HvewdBggHiC5KN9AXbGEhFzEm8fv6V9Czc/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlpejpLWQUwRFoaaabn_pjpcYbwpwb_7bdQ2AThZuQH-oevgmUqHkBb4ki0hqLFQwUJYqcdnsX51ZpJAJAtq7KkL7m_fUgnvOMWDcrZFCZ-HvewdBggHiC5KN9AXbGEhFzEm8fv6V9Czc/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
DERREN NESBITT</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
Peek has left a record of the bank account number, but in an unusual way. Befitting his reputation as a womaniser, the digits are tattooed on the bottoms of four young women. Tully adopts a range of disguises, to track down each woman in turn to see her naked bottom. Meanwhile, Tully's antics are being tracked by other - more dangerous - criminals: from London and Rome...</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCKZgjjaqUa_0T3Mzby6xOwJEwF5mWlj2bYtiILWoErGo7hz_6LyHq09wod4a-m_bHRaD4-TqlJ43u7pkyXNDCJ97pCZiZxkqQcH6H6o-vq_6E2rMd-ixpXl0mJfy25L82vRfidESrniE/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCKZgjjaqUa_0T3Mzby6xOwJEwF5mWlj2bYtiILWoErGo7hz_6LyHq09wod4a-m_bHRaD4-TqlJ43u7pkyXNDCJ97pCZiZxkqQcH6H6o-vq_6E2rMd-ixpXl0mJfy25L82vRfidESrniE/s640/a.jpg" width="467" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
RONALD FRASER</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
The first woman Tully finds is a British Rail announcer, who disrobes inside a photo booth at Waterloo Station. The second is a bride on her wedding day, who is exposed in front of her guests. The third is the daughter of a peer, who Tully spies through her bedroom window. Fourth and last is a policewoman at a police training school. Tully enters the school, dragged up as a trainee WPC. After spying on a multitude of nubile young recruits, he discovers the digits during a physical training session.</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio9XKPw3nBt2w1IC91_h1IHz9MGJShykjOD0rWhlg7KwU1JuJCqxR9c9MssB88s8EOmeg8xoJ10iWBn19fY6ls-lgPmId6dLkgAoPg83PfciffqUxGRrrnfZo0_FUIyvSz-EAfNMcyv00/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEio9XKPw3nBt2w1IC91_h1IHz9MGJShykjOD0rWhlg7KwU1JuJCqxR9c9MssB88s8EOmeg8xoJ10iWBn19fY6ls-lgPmId6dLkgAoPg83PfciffqUxGRrrnfZo0_FUIyvSz-EAfNMcyv00/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
CHERYL KENNEDY</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
Throughout, Tully is confronted by members of Sid Sabbath's gang, with orders to kill - only for them to mysteriously die themselves. Tully thinks he is "lucky", while Sabbath thinks Tully is perhaps a one-man army. But neither realise Tully is being secretly guarded by Italian gangsters. It transpires the two Italian men, conned at the start of the movie, had Mafia connections - and a "Godfather" has ordered Tully be kept safe until he can be brought to Rome...</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz61qEc5OWC5hSqqX2tIjgxO53uuCKGatgVQ9DfGGOu10e_DDFsGTsagVoLgEO96S_brSiAL41ZSyBhFWMu_AGgplqov0UK8bZZPaU9lcRguQTgdrXMn0kHmGxK2L4KtAx1vpOFywbMdY/s1600/A.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz61qEc5OWC5hSqqX2tIjgxO53uuCKGatgVQ9DfGGOu10e_DDFsGTsagVoLgEO96S_brSiAL41ZSyBhFWMu_AGgplqov0UK8bZZPaU9lcRguQTgdrXMn0kHmGxK2L4KtAx1vpOFywbMdY/s1600/A.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
CAST: </div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
Dick Emery Charlie Tully<br />Derren Nesbitt Sid Sabbath<br />Ronald Fraser Reggie Campbell Peek<br />Pat Coombs Libby Niven<br />William Franklyn Arnold Van Cleef<br />Cheryl Kennedy Jo Mason<br />Norman Bird Warder Burke<br />Roland Curram Vivian<br />Liza Goddard Liza Missenden Green<br />Ambrosine Phillpotts Lady Missenden Green<br />Brian Oulton Funeral Director</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<iframe width="320" height="266" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/KWV3E-z4REQ/0.jpg" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/KWV3E-z4REQ?feature=player_embedded" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-13080294978109590822015-07-20T04:20:00.000-04:002015-07-20T04:20:00.737-04:00 PLAYBOY AND OTHER DIRTY MAGAZINESPLAYBOY AND OTHER DIRTY MAGAZINES<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS12DvPT4BY_JHYGJ-oRkJWBb2iBQXvV4ekN95-pecARnMvHu3-ZImdRXsaPRJMUvc2oosWOF6zmJbeisj7Pg-p8yrW5F_T6EFx10wDIz5aMveDMALcArPJ-noF6bm_Fdu6R1mMm79BQ4/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS12DvPT4BY_JHYGJ-oRkJWBb2iBQXvV4ekN95-pecARnMvHu3-ZImdRXsaPRJMUvc2oosWOF6zmJbeisj7Pg-p8yrW5F_T6EFx10wDIz5aMveDMALcArPJ-noF6bm_Fdu6R1mMm79BQ4/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Once when I was a young lad- or just "a lad" (are there "old" lads?), my
mother, while making my bed, found an issue of Playboy I'd hidden.<br />
<br />
Later, confronting me about it, she asked, "What was this dirty magazine doing under your blanket?"<br />
<br />
I told her, "It was cold."<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiNZhCG698hkq-Q4v4jrdo2sKN_1ZATV-awbq_a4BzEP6_nB1mKtVcodqMZm0b0Ni072MttVX8nis_hNzhrKCOpH8xRMhKvwOxtKjR-uNNyiS8hIwqv679kMpCHcEy-NS34RU-nEwDgRw/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhiNZhCG698hkq-Q4v4jrdo2sKN_1ZATV-awbq_a4BzEP6_nB1mKtVcodqMZm0b0Ni072MttVX8nis_hNzhrKCOpH8xRMhKvwOxtKjR-uNNyiS8hIwqv679kMpCHcEy-NS34RU-nEwDgRw/s640/a.jpg" width="483" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
Though things may be different today, back then Playboy really wasn't a "dirty magazine."<br />
<br />
In fact, the Playmate of the Month was presented as a rather wholesome
girl next door; this is still true, providing that one lives out past
the industrial park and next door to "Cooter's Juice Bar."<br />
<br />
Publisher Hugh M. Hefner claims the girls remain "fresh off the farm;"
but I don't remember Daisy Mae having a tattoo across the small of her
back and a ring piercing her labia.<br />
<br />
Instead of growing up with an all-American family life, the current crop of centerfolds were most likely raised in foster care.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT4A6X8odPt9vNtDUPdLewTnHyiJ7gmspAFMQktZ46es-8OcJGYUd7dLzU-mhatfnkZAlwem4ZvoEMP1tU036P1LWBBcwQPGwz1z3tJIPtTbI9Bx6in6jnuoWnkNeVjRIQpLG9D8nWhaw/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiT4A6X8odPt9vNtDUPdLewTnHyiJ7gmspAFMQktZ46es-8OcJGYUd7dLzU-mhatfnkZAlwem4ZvoEMP1tU036P1LWBBcwQPGwz1z3tJIPtTbI9Bx6in6jnuoWnkNeVjRIQpLG9D8nWhaw/s640/a.jpg" width="449" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
Whereas long ago the "Playmates" were nurses, teachers, secretaries, or
hoped to someday work with animals, today a surprising number of them
pose nude in the magazine to please and fulfill destinies prophesied by
their noncustodial fathers.<br />
<br />
This may also explain why the lure of having sex with "Hef"- a
viagra-dosed, unwrapped mummy- is hard for a surgically enhanced twenty
year old bleached blond to resist.<br />
<br />
Seemingly though, the exposure (play on words) can be parlayed (pun)
into a legitimate show business career of dancing suggestively in the
background of rap music videos (the old switcheroo).<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiozmBPz6vE6vVEpvB8LNdsO32sgkiYfni3I5_wHmy4OPrdLNrKoA7ih_EHvB1eOHUWK1KtlWxfyvh_XBDLYvf3_-0qFOx7K85ZmajHxoN3A6SPPUuQt8bGTVvy-DckogpHKPU6xTkdqTc/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="517" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiozmBPz6vE6vVEpvB8LNdsO32sgkiYfni3I5_wHmy4OPrdLNrKoA7ih_EHvB1eOHUWK1KtlWxfyvh_XBDLYvf3_-0qFOx7K85ZmajHxoN3A6SPPUuQt8bGTVvy-DckogpHKPU6xTkdqTc/s640/a.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
It used to be that the rival Penthouse "Pets" were presented as sexually
aggressive; and, as if to emphasize this, they all had exotic and
vaguely foreign-sounding names which, of course, were made up.<br />
<br />
Realistically, there just aren't that that many white women named "Monique."<br />
<br />
In contrast, Playboy "Playmates" had virginal-sounding names ending in
"y," "ie," or just "i"- like "Brandy," "Brandie," and "Brandi" (the "i"
often dotted with a terminally cute smiley face; try to find a girl who
does that today- and isn't writing with crayons).<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajcb5yP6GlFTtAXTu3qpBGYDlygfKVM8dwZvFhC6CAhYwO3nzaPaAQjjqXjyOlNUoMqfPGFkv7NOupnljmiAHo5CRK0Qla9uxzn5kHjq1Ycwr0OO9Dex5YF70yHrWTuxwVIuNW3GE50E/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhajcb5yP6GlFTtAXTu3qpBGYDlygfKVM8dwZvFhC6CAhYwO3nzaPaAQjjqXjyOlNUoMqfPGFkv7NOupnljmiAHo5CRK0Qla9uxzn5kHjq1Ycwr0OO9Dex5YF70yHrWTuxwVIuNW3GE50E/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
The reason both magazines' sales have dropped at the newsstand is
because pornography no longer needs to be disguised with fiction by John
Updike, a preview of the upcoming college football season, an interview
with Sting, and a paranoid expose on crop circles; also, because
Hustler's Barely Legal shows close-ups of the snatch.<br />
<br />
Additionally, their decrease in sales appears to be a consequence of
"free" pornography available on the internet; this, in turn, makes
Playboy's traditional advertising copy, "What sort of man reads
Playboy?" even more relevant today.<br />
<br />
To answer: one who realizes you can't bring your eMac into the bathroom with you to masturbate.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm76afjQa5ZPLbQTOEgKPvQiaEUhH2qImxompi2FXjd8J6Qw4aDu8Ip5gtGH2yLZ_4sa5JRicrqI4kPw0jy_bUUF3UhyaGA6G9dCwtyV2sUyx6IT9LT0GXTHEl3f0tOvbS9U58cE-kYBk/s1600/aa.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm76afjQa5ZPLbQTOEgKPvQiaEUhH2qImxompi2FXjd8J6Qw4aDu8Ip5gtGH2yLZ_4sa5JRicrqI4kPw0jy_bUUF3UhyaGA6G9dCwtyV2sUyx6IT9LT0GXTHEl3f0tOvbS9U58cE-kYBk/s1600/aa.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<br />
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-88955710671651428482015-07-03T04:20:00.000-04:002015-07-03T04:20:00.077-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: FEVER LAKE (1996) COREY HAIM! BO HOPKINS! Mario Lopez<div style="text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6xdfIHwmBsB2VSKMg_oJzgZ9YMZepuyM8ipUwuB3IlgzroTukiq3nkU5W7aZHjY1a7DH64bmNIFb3w8FIkwKCznPChcbxVdWS25tEyewz5iiZrecg6L9ENsYf4ii6a_XX9-RNXU6USIw/s1600/3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6xdfIHwmBsB2VSKMg_oJzgZ9YMZepuyM8ipUwuB3IlgzroTukiq3nkU5W7aZHjY1a7DH64bmNIFb3w8FIkwKCznPChcbxVdWS25tEyewz5iiZrecg6L9ENsYf4ii6a_XX9-RNXU6USIw/s400/3.jpg" width="305" /></a></div>
<br />
A group of teenagers visit a lake with intentions to spend the weekend
there. Despite warnings from the locals, the group continues with their
weekend plan and soon discover the lake is cursed. Filmed in Wisconsin!<a class="new" href="https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Rafe_M._Portilo&action=edit&redlink=1" title="Rafe M. Portilo (page does not exist)"> </a><br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaKQQKfI_Qw1h5e3JyMPXzbxT0WHY_hOuw_wEYMhGQ1PsdSLcb9oY-iu7DypKUd9Lb7aA2E9W5Zwpwcgscwcw4BydvogIUTeL68H__6x28wox2P_M3F7OvENI_YEd_rq48P5zpoyfWOYE/s1600/1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaKQQKfI_Qw1h5e3JyMPXzbxT0WHY_hOuw_wEYMhGQ1PsdSLcb9oY-iu7DypKUd9Lb7aA2E9W5Zwpwcgscwcw4BydvogIUTeL68H__6x28wox2P_M3F7OvENI_YEd_rq48P5zpoyfWOYE/s640/1.jpg" width="385" /></a></div>
<b>COREY HAIM</b> as Albert<br />
</div>
Corey Ian Haim (December 23, 1971 – March 10, 2010) was a Canadian actor, known for a 1980s Hollywood career as a teen idol. He starred in a number of films, such as Lucas, Silver Bullet, Murphy's Romance, License to Drive, Dream a Little Dream, and Snowboard Academy. His best-known role was alongside Corey Feldman in The Lost Boys, which made Haim a household name. Haim's early success led to money and fame, and he began using drugs by age fifteen. He had difficulties breaking away from his experience as a teen actor, and was troubled by drug addiction throughout his later career. He died of pneumonia on March 10, 2010.<br />
<br />
Haim broke into acting at the age of ten, playing the role of Larry in the Canadian children's educational comedy television series The Edison Twins, which ran from 1982 until 1986. He made his feature film debut in the thriller Firstborn (1984), starring alongside Teri Garr, Sarah Jessica Parker and Robert Downey, Jr. as a boy whose family comes under threat from his mother's violent boyfriend, played by Peter Weller.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlyMCFZHX4KwqpmMFX_y0Yt4yNYuD01UbAbQLsp6kyNgX5yquWpGILaNOuXqzXbICQ5XNu4gp3_7HDYEwaUcZp-4vK0CBsQwF4uvC38qI5zT3sEJYioOtnH5JLmkqmXDd3s43i-iKAo_s/s1600/2.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlyMCFZHX4KwqpmMFX_y0Yt4yNYuD01UbAbQLsp6kyNgX5yquWpGILaNOuXqzXbICQ5XNu4gp3_7HDYEwaUcZp-4vK0CBsQwF4uvC38qI5zT3sEJYioOtnH5JLmkqmXDd3s43i-iKAo_s/s1600/2.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
LUCAS</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In 1985, Haim appeared in minor roles in Secret Admirer and Murphy's Romance, alongside Sally Field, of whom he was reportedly in awe. He went on to secure the leading role in Silver Bullet, Stephen King's feature adaptation of his own lycanthropic novella, playing a paraplegic teen living in Tarker's Hill, Maine, who warns his uncle (played by Gary Busey) that their town is being terrorized by a werewolf. Haim began to gain industry recognition, earning his first Young Artist Award as an Exceptional Young Actor starring in a Television Special or Movie of the Week for the NBC movie A Time to Live, in which he played Liza Minnelli's dying son.<br />
<br />
Haim's breakout role came in 1986, when he starred alongside Kerri Green, Charlie Sheen, and Winona Ryder as the titular character in Lucas, a coming-of-age story about first love and teen angst, which centers on an intelligent misfit who struggles for acceptance after falling for a cheerleader. In 1987, he starred in the tv series Roomies with Burt Young; and Haim had a featured role alongside Corey Feldman as a comic-reading teen turned vampire hunter in Joel Schumacher's The Lost Boys.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwc2yZdI2yynQThlsvP3h_7TpTsvGhsXesQmFRmMRd70yhChfrp3gBqc0NCE1TGUESy6-Dd80-OeEucBW1l1jLAjctjIkkM_hkB29fJv4Q5DJJplHXUBBlAC0hEjhhjTln80iygwK2y98/s1600/00.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="514" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwc2yZdI2yynQThlsvP3h_7TpTsvGhsXesQmFRmMRd70yhChfrp3gBqc0NCE1TGUESy6-Dd80-OeEucBW1l1jLAjctjIkkM_hkB29fJv4Q5DJJplHXUBBlAC0hEjhhjTln80iygwK2y98/s640/00.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
THE LOST BOYS</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Next came, License to Drive (1988), co-starring Feldman and Heather Graham, and the horror film Watchers (1988), adapted from the Dean R. Koontz novel, in which he played a teen who befriends a highly intelligent dog altered by military research, leading to the two being pursued. Haim and Feldman next teamed in the metaphysical romantic comedy Dream a Little Dream (1989), in which Haim played Dinger, a student with moussed hair and ripped jeans who walked with a cane after his mother ran over his leg in her Volvo, but who still managed to remain confident.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In 1990, Haim co-starred with Patricia Arquette in the sci-fi actioner Prayer of the Rollerboys, performing many of his own stunts in a tale of a teen who goes undercover to expose a racist gang leader. However, as his problems with drugs continued, Haim began to lose his core audience. His performances suffered, and his film career in the 1990s declined into direct-to-video releases as his habit ruined his ability to work.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxx6zct3iVk3uBT4kh4RjLLZQWcBKRQHPxPgJnkEEFaY_nn-kTJ1UtFsSZ3bNCTJ5AxsaajmjxzSbjbwHmGxRU_3xvV44gSW6Lka_rTa4NCyL12MBoikd3YL46TqXLZU4sKYbmExYXsCg/s1600/111.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxx6zct3iVk3uBT4kh4RjLLZQWcBKRQHPxPgJnkEEFaY_nn-kTJ1UtFsSZ3bNCTJ5AxsaajmjxzSbjbwHmGxRU_3xvV44gSW6Lka_rTa4NCyL12MBoikd3YL46TqXLZU4sKYbmExYXsCg/s400/111.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
BLOWN AWAY</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In 1991, Haim starred in Dream Machine, which received a direct-to-video release, as did Oh, What a Night and The Double 0 Kid (both 1992). Additional direct-to-video films included the 1992 erotic thriller Blown Away (also with Feldman) and Just One of the Girls (1993); both co-starred Nicole Eggert, who had been romantically involved with Haim since also appearing in The Double O Kid.<br />
<br />
In 1993, Haim starred in a full motion video game called Double Switch, which was released for the Sega CD and later for the Sega Saturn, as well as for the home computer. He next appeared in Fast Getaway II (1994), National Lampoon's Last Resort (1994), and Dream a Little Dream 2 (1995)- the last two alongside Feldman- and Life 101 (1995)<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh16Xu7SMPnlizVz8ccL5Aun7cWFvxEutUBCST5plyHmbs-teNxspLe1wfz5fhcGs2LMfN3ZNrQQMZCfMZXeo5fJXAIdj0qiGbo6wFXAG8ReK_KVREAUPvrwt7u3X8M4EPk98l-vLwR1RA/s1600/100.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh16Xu7SMPnlizVz8ccL5Aun7cWFvxEutUBCST5plyHmbs-teNxspLe1wfz5fhcGs2LMfN3ZNrQQMZCfMZXeo5fJXAIdj0qiGbo6wFXAG8ReK_KVREAUPvrwt7u3X8M4EPk98l-vLwR1RA/s1600/100.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
LICENSE TO DRIVE</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In 1996, Haim starred in four more direct-to-video films Fever Lake, Never Too Late, Snowboard Academy, and Demolition High. In 1997 he co-starred in Busted with Feldman, who also directed. Feldman was forced to fire Haim after he refused to curtail his drug use and was inconsistent on set. Haim then had a minor role in the television film Merlin: The Quest Begins (1998) and appeared on the series PSI Factor. In 1999, he appeared uncredited in Wishmaster 2, and the sequel to Demolition High, Demolition University (1999), on which he was credited as an executive producer.<br />
<br />
In 1999, Haim shot a troubled low-budget independent film called Universal Groove in Montreal, using then-emerging digital technology. He played a film director interacting with eight characters over the course of one night on the techno club scene. Haim attempted to return to the industry in 2000 with the direct-to-video thriller, Without Malice, with Jennifer Beals and Craig Sheffer. He hoped that playing the role of an ex-addict who conceals a murder with his sister's fiance would offer him a transition from teen fare.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTDKVpMFr18IqR7CzteZ03CtGaS4AsL_Q7j8eeQRUlS_ow7Knj0IheCBb7T5UjvYqlG2dqhKg7Apah8nggqfkYttngk3isyLblkBAnUmoSYl410CuxRp4S1jh_fRMrMFLBonvs1pTaQ-0/s1600/000.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="519" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTDKVpMFr18IqR7CzteZ03CtGaS4AsL_Q7j8eeQRUlS_ow7Knj0IheCBb7T5UjvYqlG2dqhKg7Apah8nggqfkYttngk3isyLblkBAnUmoSYl410CuxRp4S1jh_fRMrMFLBonvs1pTaQ-0/s640/000.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Haim appeared in spoof horror movie The Back Lot Murders (2002), alongside Priscilla Barnes. Able to poke fun at himself, he appeared on the tv series Big Wolf on Campus (2002), and made a cameo in David Spade's Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003), a film about a former child star, which included an array of actual former child stars, including Feldman.<br />
<br />
Universal Groove was released in 2007. In February 2008, filming commenced in Vancouver for Lost Boys: The Tribe, a direct-to-DVD sequel. He turned up on the set obviously under the influence and was unable to remember his lines. His one scene only appeared during the closing credits. In July 2008, Haim completed filming on the gambling comedy Shark City in Toronto with Vivica A. Fox, Carlo Rota and David Phillips. By late July, Haim had become destitute and homeless in Los Angeles.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk4kfze_qONIthIXNUm4csI7laPbp9evADTA2HxC6I7m9gjfzSZtVQbD_wq2OyKazpBeRs1G4mZGqwhxmRTzEbrUSTAhWQ-W5aCzprssthizJGEYsLf3zMV7teC-8BbsyU081z1vwiUyw/s1600/01.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk4kfze_qONIthIXNUm4csI7laPbp9evADTA2HxC6I7m9gjfzSZtVQbD_wq2OyKazpBeRs1G4mZGqwhxmRTzEbrUSTAhWQ-W5aCzprssthizJGEYsLf3zMV7teC-8BbsyU081z1vwiUyw/s400/01.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In 2009 he appeared as himself in Trade In (2009); and, sporting a blond mullet, in the actioner Crank: High Voltage alongside Jason Statham, Amy Smart and Dwight Yoakam. Haim completed two films scheduled for a 2010 release: The Hostage Game (aka American Sunset) and The New Terminal Hotel. His last film, Decisions, shot in December 2009 and released 2011, he stars as a cop working with troubled kids.<br />
<br />
On March 10, 2010, after Haim's mother phoned 9-1-1, paramedics took Haim from their home to Providence Saint Joseph Medical Center in Burbank, where he was pronounced dead at 2:15 a.m. He was 38 years old. Los Angeles police stated that his death appeared to be an accidental overdose and that four bottles containing Valium, Vicodin, Soma (a muscle relaxant) and Haloperidol (an anti-psychotic) were retrieved, later confirmed as prescribed by a specialist, but that no illegal drugs were found at the scene. It emerged that Haim had used aliases to procure 553 prescription pills in the 32 days prior to his death, having "doctor-shopped" seven different physicians and used seven pharmacies to obtain the supply, which included 195 Valium, 149 Vicodin, 194 Soma and 15 Xanax. The Los Angeles County Coroner's Office ruled that Haim's death was due to pneumonia.<br />
<br />
<br />
Directed by Rafe M. Portillo; Written by Jalee Bailey and
Michael Edwards; Produced by Jamie Elliott and Ralph E. Portillo<br />
<br />
Also starring:<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPEmHDkvvz9HkML2sZsxgLcAW91r8-IVDU82KsB2mTTDppgRXXnDVQtyf9EjItYKY3_rkppdm3FLK3Ea3ye19nYzqvAIOYxBSnRnf7bXs0Q-nZxjT0oxgJlaIxskhaLt3_PK9baVly3vQ/s1600/Dynasty-Bo-Hopkins-dynasty-20797033-807-644.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="510" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPEmHDkvvz9HkML2sZsxgLcAW91r8-IVDU82KsB2mTTDppgRXXnDVQtyf9EjItYKY3_rkppdm3FLK3Ea3ye19nYzqvAIOYxBSnRnf7bXs0Q-nZxjT0oxgJlaIxskhaLt3_PK9baVly3vQ/s640/Dynasty-Bo-Hopkins-dynasty-20797033-807-644.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>BO HOPKINS</b> as Sheriff Harris</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
filmography includes: The Wild Bunch (1969), American Graffiti (1973), The Nickel Ride (1974), Day of the Locust (1975), The Killer Elite (1975), A Small Town in Texas (1976), Tentacles (1977), Midnight Express (1978), Dynasty (tv; 1981)</div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitY3WrjhT2P6NEsDVVXjfZ4_PLhhXjlfUpL4AY1_uSBJnoNY-ovYCuo3lSEUoQ3WkjH-ITVSm4y5vmCub6kXYK8a-6oqaGNxeuuouxXib6giiuPFeZrZBHkBGE_hUkpMmOeovWbPYOObI/s1600/saved-by-the-bell-then-and-now.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitY3WrjhT2P6NEsDVVXjfZ4_PLhhXjlfUpL4AY1_uSBJnoNY-ovYCuo3lSEUoQ3WkjH-ITVSm4y5vmCub6kXYK8a-6oqaGNxeuuouxXib6giiuPFeZrZBHkBGE_hUkpMmOeovWbPYOObI/s1600/saved-by-the-bell-then-and-now.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<b>MARIO LOPEZ</b> (Saved by the Bell) as Steve<br />
</div>
and<br />
Lauren Parker as Sarah<br />
Randy Josselyn as Bobby<br />
Mary-Rachel Foot as Daniell<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2pgHPU1qzTc/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/2pgHPU1qzTc?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-4963141532519478722015-06-29T04:20:00.000-04:002015-06-29T04:20:00.620-04:00 END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN<span style="font-size: large;">END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN</span><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbzWpdojnHsyIaxpo_hDfB6BBf6Pw3ka0sVmg-GHgoNohbLftPRAdY_nAciiwTVZZIl5RLarBvFKrWdSc7OFLeDS3aGJnHYl6ZQ2VWrpfJKdsJ4sTqicyjAGbI47wH0cSGPhQZeFRAdFA/s1600/lohan.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhbzWpdojnHsyIaxpo_hDfB6BBf6Pw3ka0sVmg-GHgoNohbLftPRAdY_nAciiwTVZZIl5RLarBvFKrWdSc7OFLeDS3aGJnHYl6ZQ2VWrpfJKdsJ4sTqicyjAGbI47wH0cSGPhQZeFRAdFA/s640/lohan.jpg" width="580" /></a></div>
LINDSAY<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: right;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
</div>
<span style="font-size: large;">goodbye to my teacher</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">one thing I’ll miss loads</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">is the look on your face</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">when I break the dress codes</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">my jeans are hip-huggers</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">still you think it’s wrong</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">when a teenage schoolgirl</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">shows the waistband of her thong</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">my tee-shirt is tight</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">but that’s how they’re sold</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">and if you don’t like it</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">why’s your classroom so cold?</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">by being sent home</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">for clothes much less lewd</span></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="font-size: large;">I’ll return wearing something</span></div>
<span style="font-size: large;">to reveal I'm tattooed</span><br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-4802650822480825322015-05-18T04:20:00.000-04:002015-05-18T04:20:00.366-04:00THINGS YOU SHOULD LEAVE HOME WHEN YOU GO CAMPING <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicCW831_2Fc4gPaZn3q2s1QpYE-DWj_j_-pifF8ZgucrIbJiXzwFKKiIOXatku-rcJibK5ZktKt0lT-SLIeIIDuLvrvIVtN_ZYBHqUSDgyes9O_DiRX-U5mJ4WuhuMnm4A2JUzqu39yes/s1600/sid.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicCW831_2Fc4gPaZn3q2s1QpYE-DWj_j_-pifF8ZgucrIbJiXzwFKKiIOXatku-rcJibK5ZktKt0lT-SLIeIIDuLvrvIVtN_ZYBHqUSDgyes9O_DiRX-U5mJ4WuhuMnm4A2JUzqu39yes/s1600/sid.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
the maid and butler<br />
<br />
a bust of Beethoven<br />
<br />
a female wolf in heat<br />
<br />
the Picasso<br />
<br />
your stamp collection<br />
<br />
a mop<br />
<br />
bear sh*t<br />
<br />
<br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><b>THINGS TO TAKE WITH- ESPECIALLY WHEN CAMPING</b>:</span><br />
<br />
eye makeup<br />
<br />
tiara and feathered boa; high-heeled “f-me pumps”<br />
<br />
a French poodle<br />
<br />
anyone named “Zsa Zsa”<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPsIYovGsE4-DyEXa1ueIfSZLR_VeYMBJGhzgGYAUbKyWUgwfJ7oeQp4TL5nN06GodbgX4E3_eVwxlddMH4Ja6U9Op2LiJOtaeUda0jFz7w54TDwpiHJ2_ySBC7iu8oCCYc1VGMwCGHo0/s1600/scott.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPsIYovGsE4-DyEXa1ueIfSZLR_VeYMBJGhzgGYAUbKyWUgwfJ7oeQp4TL5nN06GodbgX4E3_eVwxlddMH4Ja6U9Op2LiJOtaeUda0jFz7w54TDwpiHJ2_ySBC7iu8oCCYc1VGMwCGHo0/s1600/scott.png" /></a></div>
Scott Thompson "Buddy Cole" The Kids in the Hall<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-56277585212422684022015-04-03T04:20:00.000-04:002015-04-03T04:20:00.085-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: HEAD (1968) THE MONKEES Mike Nesmith Mickey Dolenz Davy Jones Peter Tork Timothy Carey Victor Mature<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGK1z0vUaAcj54rYZz95rnegxmTA4CWyNeRHw_k0Iecz5oyJSNZNRKZcM4sbxe1VyGt0yl9FVbcElBTVJhM04bfuIueqrFkXIaRZAMuRj77fmkJiR6NAnzEVoezQAkVQwfTdhyozhXSnA/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGK1z0vUaAcj54rYZz95rnegxmTA4CWyNeRHw_k0Iecz5oyJSNZNRKZcM4sbxe1VyGt0yl9FVbcElBTVJhM04bfuIueqrFkXIaRZAMuRj77fmkJiR6NAnzEVoezQAkVQwfTdhyozhXSnA/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
HEAD is a 1968 American adventure comedy film musical starring The Monkees (Mike Nesmith, Mickey Dolenz, Davy Jones, Peter Tork), and distributed by Columbia Pictures. Bob Rafelson and Jack Nicholson wrote and produced, and Rafelson directed.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj72IhHkI4bdF970VwMfZX5FaiuYRjFwqySmDVA2y6ZVOkNhEUCxvyM1u-LMh6WmJCyWJTu1kiLg2A3yg5NMttlP0rGCCmV16lcl7xkfYggplgtErgWfH8JKhiNz_yXLnWq-mu6r0kvvcU/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj72IhHkI4bdF970VwMfZX5FaiuYRjFwqySmDVA2y6ZVOkNhEUCxvyM1u-LMh6WmJCyWJTu1kiLg2A3yg5NMttlP0rGCCmV16lcl7xkfYggplgtErgWfH8JKhiNz_yXLnWq-mu6r0kvvcU/s1600/a.jpg" height="449" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
During production, the working title for the film was Changes, which was later the name of an unrelated album by the Monkees. A rough cut of the film was previewed for audiences in Los Angeles in the summer of 1968 under the name of Movee Untitled.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy0FJ9S-w5_zlISoTJLgGXkE0iqgoMgLP1P2Wo-CNVzOHKYjJ25dFSsgL_Wsc6KXNHrS10fohbJ0_WUkgHNFAH-knqa-PSVd_lVDUpi8ngQor1fw_C5pPN2gaeLJPsKBvLc061bddxm2Q/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjy0FJ9S-w5_zlISoTJLgGXkE0iqgoMgLP1P2Wo-CNVzOHKYjJ25dFSsgL_Wsc6KXNHrS10fohbJ0_WUkgHNFAH-knqa-PSVd_lVDUpi8ngQor1fw_C5pPN2gaeLJPsKBvLc061bddxm2Q/s1600/a.jpg" height="488" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
The storylines and peak moments of the film came from a weekend visit to an Ojai, California resort where the Monkees, Rafelson, and Nicholson brainstormed into a tape recorder, reportedly with the aid of a quantity of marijuana. Jack Nicholson then took the tapes and used them as the basis for his screenplay which (according to Rafelson) he structured while under the influence of LSD.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7dFtGd-dX4w9gmld5a3Io97x37czzIgiT5q_RKgebigPM3Psj61sBDkzvHWyxGHZb6v07jBO3lCexEZxbM5wW-n9DksC1hzmRIcFTJytLqeNnW5-cqCxMjjailXoH_4YMXO-9Yz5_aDA/s1600/a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7dFtGd-dX4w9gmld5a3Io97x37czzIgiT5q_RKgebigPM3Psj61sBDkzvHWyxGHZb6v07jBO3lCexEZxbM5wW-n9DksC1hzmRIcFTJytLqeNnW5-cqCxMjjailXoH_4YMXO-9Yz5_aDA/s1600/a.png" height="640" width="478" /></a></div>
<br />
When the band learned that they would not be allowed to direct themselves or to receive screenwriting credit, Dolenz, Jones, and Nesmith staged a one-day walkout, leaving Tork the only Monkee on the set the first day. The strike ended after the first day when, to mollify the Monkees, the studio agreed to a larger percentage share of the film's net for the group. But the incident damaged the Monkees' relationship with Rafelson and Bert Schneider, and would effectively end their professional relationship together.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkbnivguLuMbeEZSlAk8R20iMBK0HXwG7JpIHDSjiDXKkS3pLPS94b1zLdwEn-fgba4Cj8jHuswqas7zCFf5P5qYurDOI4tRO7AtrX3CpTNENwxXtZfE4tEcAt41u9AqYwZIQVH84MMKs/s1600/aaa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkbnivguLuMbeEZSlAk8R20iMBK0HXwG7JpIHDSjiDXKkS3pLPS94b1zLdwEn-fgba4Cj8jHuswqas7zCFf5P5qYurDOI4tRO7AtrX3CpTNENwxXtZfE4tEcAt41u9AqYwZIQVH84MMKs/s1600/aaa.jpg" height="412" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
A poor audience response at an August 1968 screening in Los Angeles eventually forced the producers to edit the picture down from its original 110-minute length. The 86-minute Head premiered in New York City on November 6, 1968; the film later debuted in Hollywood on November 20. It was not a commercial success. This was in part because Head, being an antithesis of The Monkees sitcom, comprehensively demolished the group's carefully groomed public image, while the older, hipper counterculture audience they had been reaching for rejected the Monkees' efforts out of hand.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaONHNOfvNrGTM4mCBhoWX-OWGJWTjfW3TID0eizFDNykjoTAcWvjjWCMqEPOpozpt1y3ybXOdC7-k725ozNwnNFZkDonfikLS_GFnCHOEtSaBa2_VU1JERLKlp7VeOWLkoAzSiMxZBPw/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaONHNOfvNrGTM4mCBhoWX-OWGJWTjfW3TID0eizFDNykjoTAcWvjjWCMqEPOpozpt1y3ybXOdC7-k725ozNwnNFZkDonfikLS_GFnCHOEtSaBa2_VU1JERLKlp7VeOWLkoAzSiMxZBPw/s1600/a.jpg" height="430" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
The film's release was also delayed (partly because of the use of solarisation, a then-new technique both laborious and expensive) and badly under-promoted. The sole television commercial was a confusing minimalist close-up shot of a man's head (John Brockman); after 30 seconds the man smiled and the name HEAD appeared on his forehead. This ad was a parody of Andy Warhol's 1963 film Blow Job, which only showed a close-up of a man's face for an extended period, supposedly receiving 'head.'<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Qk703vhlHsg/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Qk703vhlHsg?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<br />
In her scathing review, Renata Adler of The New York Times commented: Head "might be a film to see if you have been smoking grass, or if you like to scream at The Monkees, or if you are interested in what interests drifting heads and hysterical high-school girls." She added that the group "are most interesting for their lack of similarity to The Beatles. Going through ersatz Beatle songs, and jokes and motions, their complete lack of distinction of any kind... makes their performance modest and almost brave."<br />
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz53ByDT-vniWynQ2I5u-yIfmHfjTl9UKr_A1SeJiJIKU5_2VXyyMrwhGNmGfW2aXIJq2w3PE4yAnoxDr8ZkslDs0g4OZK3zkgNdOEwBCqPCB5bUDoXkumQOwtmBKqEnA20aeFEEy_rNw/s1600/aa.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgz53ByDT-vniWynQ2I5u-yIfmHfjTl9UKr_A1SeJiJIKU5_2VXyyMrwhGNmGfW2aXIJq2w3PE4yAnoxDr8ZkslDs0g4OZK3zkgNdOEwBCqPCB5bUDoXkumQOwtmBKqEnA20aeFEEy_rNw/s1600/aa.jpg" height="502" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
Daily Variety was also harsh, stating that "Head is an extension of the ridiculous nonsense served up on the Screen Gems vidseries that manufactured The Monkees and lasted two full seasons following the same format and, ostensibly, appealing to the same kind of audience." But the review applauded Rafelson and Nicholson, saying that they "were wise not to attempt a firm storyline as The Monkees have established themselves in the art of the non-sequitur and outrageous action. Giving them material they can handle is good thinking; asking them to achieve something more might have been a disaster."<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3IBcocMS2mWfGb_F-GjLk600IvzeOxMXmp6JpKnmEUUaDUFZ3YNUuPWDIKe4Oa6we-eIIYTexej0OyDYdtQxU2OXmnh18wK0FXqKjz81vc3VnUEUypp-dMg2RAsn56sDO2DH3GMyszT4/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3IBcocMS2mWfGb_F-GjLk600IvzeOxMXmp6JpKnmEUUaDUFZ3YNUuPWDIKe4Oa6we-eIIYTexej0OyDYdtQxU2OXmnh18wK0FXqKjz81vc3VnUEUypp-dMg2RAsn56sDO2DH3GMyszT4/s1600/a.jpg" height="640" width="419" /></a></div>
<br />
When asked by Rolling Stone magazine in March 2012 if he thought making Head was a mistake, Nesmith responded by saying that "by the time Head came out the Monkees were a pariah. There was no confusion about this. We were on the cosine of the line of approbation, from acceptance to rejection... and it was basically over. Head was a swan song.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRpLqAzRrqYWpCNksqUgUCIhB82XMrWVoVf_guv0dEIKiEGsJE2kyuTVsduOsLkTJPS0AfqLHCi-MDMCOfdT-hWUHtPGpW3TtDlbZrs74E9P_tLlG7QUYKVh59lEd992T2_y-25CEpRxk/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiRpLqAzRrqYWpCNksqUgUCIhB82XMrWVoVf_guv0dEIKiEGsJE2kyuTVsduOsLkTJPS0AfqLHCi-MDMCOfdT-hWUHtPGpW3TtDlbZrs74E9P_tLlG7QUYKVh59lEd992T2_y-25CEpRxk/s1600/a.jpg" height="640" width="640" /></a></div>
<br />
We wrote it with Jack and Bob... and we liked it. It was an authentic representation of a phenomenon we were a part of that was winding down. It was very far from suicide- even though it may have looked like that. There were some people in power, and not a few critics, who thought there was another decision that could have been made. But I believe the movie was an inevitability- there was no other movie to be made that would not have been ghastly under the circumstances."<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUuXyy3c3ffLmNgda8XunCTe39cLbNwpjJJwsiK4n-6b_-WiHeVIyZ-Zl6RF39_7sEb0HzpjWY9XeQP_1KU_pGtIfMkwcnwIVV7enKMd38WQe50SzQZlglYrmPdCQLRuQrEyZDizGdR8/s1600/a.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIUuXyy3c3ffLmNgda8XunCTe39cLbNwpjJJwsiK4n-6b_-WiHeVIyZ-Zl6RF39_7sEb0HzpjWY9XeQP_1KU_pGtIfMkwcnwIVV7enKMd38WQe50SzQZlglYrmPdCQLRuQrEyZDizGdR8/s1600/a.JPG" height="453" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
reunited in 1989</div>
<br />
THE CAST included: Victor Mature, Annette Funicello, Timothy Carey, Logan Ramsey, Vito Scotti, Percy Helton, Sonny Liston, Ray Nitschke, Carol Doda, Frank Zappa, Teri Garr, Toni Basil; and both Nicholson and Dennis Hopper (straight from the set of Easy Rider)<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmfM8iyNyu0GtiWDRAgFWqBX9G5J4iq0MtyGW1DVgkoZwD2gm-_I_4xOncXf_2GfxgsdOVTPcDbkT7UQI1IJ99re6eIJqy2qxMbHQRQS5iJO2ui8x-tf0qYh9ev-1HlpZJMK1k-IPNyXY/s1600/a.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmfM8iyNyu0GtiWDRAgFWqBX9G5J4iq0MtyGW1DVgkoZwD2gm-_I_4xOncXf_2GfxgsdOVTPcDbkT7UQI1IJ99re6eIJqy2qxMbHQRQS5iJO2ui8x-tf0qYh9ev-1HlpZJMK1k-IPNyXY/s1600/a.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://i.ytimg.com/vi/mFibqE5qqm8/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mFibqE5qqm8?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_hyzK30eP9CRWCTZ-MhmyXyTAaxdNdK_ACq_Vyx_iwAhPd1_pLiBjzRUOzQcHA1m-w4r68zaEQtOT1YcxmkDFNj8mQf5L_00CK4oiupWKWV4IOVUIw1sIBcGV0cyZJDAovMhipX2QDQk/s1600/giphy.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_hyzK30eP9CRWCTZ-MhmyXyTAaxdNdK_ACq_Vyx_iwAhPd1_pLiBjzRUOzQcHA1m-w4r68zaEQtOT1YcxmkDFNj8mQf5L_00CK4oiupWKWV4IOVUIw1sIBcGV0cyZJDAovMhipX2QDQk/s1600/giphy.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-18640027318287676552015-03-30T04:20:00.000-04:002015-03-30T04:20:00.061-04:00 RUNNING AWAY FROMthe law<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm0Fydqyz6JdryWR_2iJTvtcSD1sFI1zcYUGD1-mZZB-Vknna8wwishgo32Tlp0Xjs7gW6R_La_4hMsPwBLSnnz3twYka0vtIvoq3_mo7aKITl0FwtM5nvLDMfdvmX9P8-i4rHbdpskjI/s1600/law.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgm0Fydqyz6JdryWR_2iJTvtcSD1sFI1zcYUGD1-mZZB-Vknna8wwishgo32Tlp0Xjs7gW6R_La_4hMsPwBLSnnz3twYka0vtIvoq3_mo7aKITl0FwtM5nvLDMfdvmX9P8-i4rHbdpskjI/s1600/law.gif" height="212" width="320" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-1424427175820782300" itemprop="description articleBody">
<br />
<br />
high school outcast with automatic weapon and ninja throwing stars<br />
<br />
<br />
Sadie Hawkins<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhleGtGK_LwViPlnNXw8vCLH7cxeWEZMhGmOX-61ujfqTf-e66L0kXTILW8Bk-0UvLULzjh_hy_jj4TJ9RwwaK7TyPZrga3VfGY-qfhF7qOslqZBoSKXvDInHS0w0A7drubFpa-FKjWFHM/s1600/a.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhleGtGK_LwViPlnNXw8vCLH7cxeWEZMhGmOX-61ujfqTf-e66L0kXTILW8Bk-0UvLULzjh_hy_jj4TJ9RwwaK7TyPZrga3VfGY-qfhF7qOslqZBoSKXvDInHS0w0A7drubFpa-FKjWFHM/s1600/a.png" height="228" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-1424427175820782300" itemprop="description articleBody">
<br />
<br />
waitress waving unpaid dinner check<br />
<br />
<br />
escaped tiger<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOCHuVLOWOOs8lQxU2KOw7cFSlgaAo2wKO9fmgkreguiJ6Tgyf1-l4vPBCbrB5zRoZikCfgPp_VqNccA40AadTgTBkxrBJWYgl17xCvxBo0hpYzf3uC9c9ZHchoYliWlTDuq_JuPZYWPc/s1600/ttiger.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOCHuVLOWOOs8lQxU2KOw7cFSlgaAo2wKO9fmgkreguiJ6Tgyf1-l4vPBCbrB5zRoZikCfgPp_VqNccA40AadTgTBkxrBJWYgl17xCvxBo0hpYzf3uC9c9ZHchoYliWlTDuq_JuPZYWPc/s1600/ttiger.jpg" /></a></div>
</div>
<div class="post-body entry-content" id="post-body-1424427175820782300" itemprop="description articleBody">
<br />
<br />
irate cuckold husband<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_fvjRtwxOR2e85qku03EJW1-I-3j0U5LESZTu4i6MBB0qdv4194967QKN4dxX4q3ffS0i4ZiwdbCkqQAyn4Ncp3YrSztaeaoCUyDq0fQm7dQfy8V0i5LHXlbI4GqvdToX7M6C8zVbkbA/s1600/cheatr.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_fvjRtwxOR2e85qku03EJW1-I-3j0U5LESZTu4i6MBB0qdv4194967QKN4dxX4q3ffS0i4ZiwdbCkqQAyn4Ncp3YrSztaeaoCUyDq0fQm7dQfy8V0i5LHXlbI4GqvdToX7M6C8zVbkbA/s1600/cheatr.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
the truth<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vaBOsEg06x0oxKFBHE48THbTv0-rLLFqm9FS75yKDuutRlHYk7ns1lUmWjCMINJ3EnyZtqr9FWZe4J8Vl5-JxSuqm16yrCZkK_EGv1L-2SoF2ZE-D6VRQ69TstyEOJtU8iqcV6RSPCo/s1600/a.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0vaBOsEg06x0oxKFBHE48THbTv0-rLLFqm9FS75yKDuutRlHYk7ns1lUmWjCMINJ3EnyZtqr9FWZe4J8Vl5-JxSuqm16yrCZkK_EGv1L-2SoF2ZE-D6VRQ69TstyEOJtU8iqcV6RSPCo/s1600/a.gif" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-54296658549779368862015-03-20T04:20:00.001-04:002015-03-20T04:20:00.074-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: THEATRE OF BLOOD (1973) Vincent Price Diana Rigg<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfQ9r8klpbW8_1nbjY6N4FlWS9fEjJFl2ty2fF6aO4Ohg4URujv7jazrWKaZLDqj9PWWE4wSYSE3GkwcdKAkjXPSSpl-AvxaxZ3MubhFk-OiARpVxh4NoTCUqjXVNDRTzTfOl0kaR3NUg/s1600/TWvJDqU.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfQ9r8klpbW8_1nbjY6N4FlWS9fEjJFl2ty2fF6aO4Ohg4URujv7jazrWKaZLDqj9PWWE4wSYSE3GkwcdKAkjXPSSpl-AvxaxZ3MubhFk-OiARpVxh4NoTCUqjXVNDRTzTfOl0kaR3NUg/s1600/TWvJDqU.jpg" height="640" width="416" /></a></div>
<br />
Edward Kendall Sheridan Lionheart (Vincent Price) had thought he was the greatest Shakespearean actor of his day. Abetted by his daughter Edwina (Diana Rigg), Lionheart sets about murdering, one by one, a group of critics who had both ridiculed his acting throughout his career and declined to award him their "Critic's Circle Award for Best Actor", which Lionheart felt was merited by his final season of performances in various Shakespearean plays.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb3iZelKaLtEMk_dhD3C62noGc4b_SDVofJIju6ZKL-41McSG082WbaaVxJbIG-H3iUrEOlJp6J-sLNvJ0rnlx89Wx_RpLt3HNQXRT84XShTQ0RwvGlm2ly2wc7QbyVqhulhv6wo7vkwY/s1600/theatreofbloodsbbr-06.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb3iZelKaLtEMk_dhD3C62noGc4b_SDVofJIju6ZKL-41McSG082WbaaVxJbIG-H3iUrEOlJp6J-sLNvJ0rnlx89Wx_RpLt3HNQXRT84XShTQ0RwvGlm2ly2wc7QbyVqhulhv6wo7vkwY/s1600/theatreofbloodsbbr-06.jpg" height="360" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Humiliated in the aftermath of the awards ceremony, he attempts suicide and is presumed dead. Unbeknownst to the critics and the police, Lionheart survives the suicide attempt and is adopted into a community of meths-drinking vagrants who do his bidding.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTQ5BsbgwPJTM4Jk5zvLP15KmuKxTgHP8wEgIY10GqZuyVCC0AgI7sDEhuUaEwOQ-q8Zj2P09x4xllbb7vZPvqpYIajBtGN4NUH_n-2w_vlMngRHnogxyC-CUCxZhVmo1abWexYZ2IJ8A/s1600/216f0a46d0414451290eff7051fd7e94.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTQ5BsbgwPJTM4Jk5zvLP15KmuKxTgHP8wEgIY10GqZuyVCC0AgI7sDEhuUaEwOQ-q8Zj2P09x4xllbb7vZPvqpYIajBtGN4NUH_n-2w_vlMngRHnogxyC-CUCxZhVmo1abWexYZ2IJ8A/s1600/216f0a46d0414451290eff7051fd7e94.jpg" height="296" width="400" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
The manner of Lionheart's revenge on each critic is inspired by deaths of characters in the plays of Lionheart's last season of Shakespeare.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVPmqVAjSnrAlRjvuRJ56az24Q-Zxp3tYStkWQ_Ik7H73_S7TKcXIzT3RtMQUpEfrkFSjmE1bCbEYpgo9nLSmxKzlJtY6CBSJNlHn-nMU83QesUse7HF8ztpnja43G2RRZArS21lFfO8/s1600/14675-19246-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgVPmqVAjSnrAlRjvuRJ56az24Q-Zxp3tYStkWQ_Ik7H73_S7TKcXIzT3RtMQUpEfrkFSjmE1bCbEYpgo9nLSmxKzlJtY6CBSJNlHn-nMU83QesUse7HF8ztpnja43G2RRZArS21lFfO8/s1600/14675-19246-1.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
In most cases the critic is first duped by Lionheart's acting initially to "play the part" before Lionheart's murderous intentions are revealed, followed by a forced recantation and an ironic, humiliating and grotesque dispatch of the critic.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJIjFdyjCLQm7xCHarxRgLUCHUZHsmQ5zrQJT4ebr0RhWc9SZBqfHirQHSfAWAV-KU8PRPy0LYzh6Ti5E481DccPKSBrEdBQ3qQT90iww2MVgABtTq-m3VBqU3FnrkH-dZXxooE7hlnd4/s1600/theatre_of_blood_poster_02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJIjFdyjCLQm7xCHarxRgLUCHUZHsmQ5zrQJT4ebr0RhWc9SZBqfHirQHSfAWAV-KU8PRPy0LYzh6Ti5E481DccPKSBrEdBQ3qQT90iww2MVgABtTq-m3VBqU3FnrkH-dZXxooE7hlnd4/s1600/theatre_of_blood_poster_02.jpg" height="433" width="640" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
The All-Star British cast includes: </div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrV1bs3t6OOl2llxFnYlMKETsDMXYYZEglYgjP5Le7FXZ7oIepz9y83aDrT6d_eNoIc3YoarLf4rq3mmM9sKm3cNYyleYgjt4N3H8vt6_LAt5GaUH2W5Jxz_lLGfPl-SNBGbhfyiiMjqA/s1600/7826-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrV1bs3t6OOl2llxFnYlMKETsDMXYYZEglYgjP5Le7FXZ7oIepz9y83aDrT6d_eNoIc3YoarLf4rq3mmM9sKm3cNYyleYgjt4N3H8vt6_LAt5GaUH2W5Jxz_lLGfPl-SNBGbhfyiiMjqA/s1600/7826-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Ian Hendry</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtBSA_3oZR_Ic4w9_MHbJbdDdcQQu3zps-lU0uxUpV3MZh0ZQHZb-SUAeysEiLqz-g7NOf2MHCGitbbtH1WPuKtrDuzWaDUUtcWZ9zeHodrkoBQJVPwqo2Q98aOSkffH5eIel-HiDmd34/s1600/410-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtBSA_3oZR_Ic4w9_MHbJbdDdcQQu3zps-lU0uxUpV3MZh0ZQHZb-SUAeysEiLqz-g7NOf2MHCGitbbtH1WPuKtrDuzWaDUUtcWZ9zeHodrkoBQJVPwqo2Q98aOSkffH5eIel-HiDmd34/s1600/410-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Harry Andrews</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIN3HYKvMifIUlGCtWpzkR4Rolw_jTHieO6v0uBpa5EYGt4FieSZxp5Xg2vqztVJ-rJo76cUs_rZp_Rlhah5poh-nQwZFv9vMl49dsSpEZM7NnLqaDjvSFU2aDxWae58bI4IUwK5ga4lc/s1600/Theatre-280.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIN3HYKvMifIUlGCtWpzkR4Rolw_jTHieO6v0uBpa5EYGt4FieSZxp5Xg2vqztVJ-rJo76cUs_rZp_Rlhah5poh-nQwZFv9vMl49dsSpEZM7NnLqaDjvSFU2aDxWae58bI4IUwK5ga4lc/s1600/Theatre-280.png" height="240" width="400" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Coral Browne</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-0Ax8U65OpzEAE8MiJg4efuOx_gjyniLCIYmVA5vpM4dNR_POf0b5uT3R31oEOiwEeuxuVEfcRsQqXqkOrTzHN5Qw_oOTb_GkB5I24qVEqvs5VA1nKGCvmZraqM2KNIQjF7K8UOGbOT0/s1600/3600-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-0Ax8U65OpzEAE8MiJg4efuOx_gjyniLCIYmVA5vpM4dNR_POf0b5uT3R31oEOiwEeuxuVEfcRsQqXqkOrTzHN5Qw_oOTb_GkB5I24qVEqvs5VA1nKGCvmZraqM2KNIQjF7K8UOGbOT0/s1600/3600-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Robert Coote</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhyphenhyphenj01tQhOrbTV6vEapx6iVC63DB3MpGioMcMKTcAkhmgfpY2I0Roz328AStWjWPrYYwpFS_Na94CreCysFjwd3TkVvjY2F2296DiKggfsLepSev-Mb1sCsJpM0fsiMj_2UEbKfSPrPlc/s1600/7644-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhyphenhyphenj01tQhOrbTV6vEapx6iVC63DB3MpGioMcMKTcAkhmgfpY2I0Roz328AStWjWPrYYwpFS_Na94CreCysFjwd3TkVvjY2F2296DiKggfsLepSev-Mb1sCsJpM0fsiMj_2UEbKfSPrPlc/s1600/7644-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Jack Hawkins</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnAZJA70tcE4Tr6B2Xb52a_HmJ39UAHJiZ53S90Ng4ejDVO4TPEdL0_RMPu2RFzMeLce-OjBUxjHW3SSXFdsESD90JRMEUFv2Ex-JFeFFiJJ7uLDjAyGmIyvYE1uQ5C2qh1cri-hFF6M/s1600/8199-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLnAZJA70tcE4Tr6B2Xb52a_HmJ39UAHJiZ53S90Ng4ejDVO4TPEdL0_RMPu2RFzMeLce-OjBUxjHW3SSXFdsESD90JRMEUFv2Ex-JFeFFiJJ7uLDjAyGmIyvYE1uQ5C2qh1cri-hFF6M/s1600/8199-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Michael Hordern</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuEphyphenhyphenlAP7uwai5JrNh1phQG6ZItF3ZDr29G2l8aOzMj_8FHJdf-qi2daqTHVYpcD7RBZ4ik3n02nqzTBh7XJyNjBBGdni0z4Z_rHn-FGLUBYIK9olR8Km9heOByKhxXYd_c_vOOiO5Xk/s1600/theatre-of-blood1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuEphyphenhyphenlAP7uwai5JrNh1phQG6ZItF3ZDr29G2l8aOzMj_8FHJdf-qi2daqTHVYpcD7RBZ4ik3n02nqzTBh7XJyNjBBGdni0z4Z_rHn-FGLUBYIK9olR8Km9heOByKhxXYd_c_vOOiO5Xk/s1600/theatre-of-blood1.jpg" height="278" width="320" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Arthur Lowe</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuwCOK3NNcOTEVLBtIR4cikqVtzD0CYQkINWxBcAASibsB06CCNjiCmBazXBoDBibdeb9UpwEUwCkeb0eMcdYO-_KN5R2og0pgkQELwcBS_oeEPUnUaISAWwdlkzv9GvKCJf4CJlV0HlY/s1600/theater-of-blood.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjuwCOK3NNcOTEVLBtIR4cikqVtzD0CYQkINWxBcAASibsB06CCNjiCmBazXBoDBibdeb9UpwEUwCkeb0eMcdYO-_KN5R2og0pgkQELwcBS_oeEPUnUaISAWwdlkzv9GvKCJf4CJlV0HlY/s1600/theater-of-blood.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Robert Morley</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimhYYbBF8qI3-dqPsoIZoTR9Chr71YvXlrhWbPNAHcp7WPCMgQzMGzXumsomzvshpDf4jSoPuh33c2RoR8M3C0vznoMdya16sT9JqaO0PWI1xKRo6cLI0I5hgrIbntpV_NPPSUbhWRdEc/s1600/14077-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEimhYYbBF8qI3-dqPsoIZoTR9Chr71YvXlrhWbPNAHcp7WPCMgQzMGzXumsomzvshpDf4jSoPuh33c2RoR8M3C0vznoMdya16sT9JqaO0PWI1xKRo6cLI0I5hgrIbntpV_NPPSUbhWRdEc/s1600/14077-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Dennis Price</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj88HFhi_TDLK6NeNEk6jb8stN1Org6oXp-C1B5mJdOgqP4-FrcwWnrwkghx8aZX3fHcNRnuo2riiTfOFpK9JTPiSZehkTO8EwishfUiZCvj8tq-w7K-c9BUp3jgR7XCcBzKlvDvuWTriE/s1600/13123-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj88HFhi_TDLK6NeNEk6jb8stN1Org6oXp-C1B5mJdOgqP4-FrcwWnrwkghx8aZX3fHcNRnuo2riiTfOFpK9JTPiSZehkTO8EwishfUiZCvj8tq-w7K-c9BUp3jgR7XCcBzKlvDvuWTriE/s1600/13123-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Milo O'Shea</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjPtW0Fx2O7J87I1HgwFoWsr5D7zCqvakBDeGNRQS5Zm7Y79SgJTYso01iGmGokx3876bA4Oc0mod58XL71f-JqqKUQJk0TRjyeLGiw1A-CGV_3ib9VUi0tqNONZKTi2WRP8Sz_Ic48sA/s1600/16824-19246-0.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjPtW0Fx2O7J87I1HgwFoWsr5D7zCqvakBDeGNRQS5Zm7Y79SgJTYso01iGmGokx3876bA4Oc0mod58XL71f-JqqKUQJk0TRjyeLGiw1A-CGV_3ib9VUi0tqNONZKTi2WRP8Sz_Ic48sA/s1600/16824-19246-0.jpg" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Eric Sykes</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXnNE-vs1CsHRczCF5cThAJiOkidHQa46fMpii55jYihfc610oX-bxXrqk0gP4l8lyZmckbxYzaobGDFfTwK2s1U2s_pyDRg2UjSeqCRrKxx_rcPl1WcTdklRq3VTZucNNBX5ZgVyMVi0/s1600/madelinesmith-b.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXnNE-vs1CsHRczCF5cThAJiOkidHQa46fMpii55jYihfc610oX-bxXrqk0gP4l8lyZmckbxYzaobGDFfTwK2s1U2s_pyDRg2UjSeqCRrKxx_rcPl1WcTdklRq3VTZucNNBX5ZgVyMVi0/s1600/madelinesmith-b.jpg" height="400" width="325" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Madeline Smith</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8a9toxoqOUvQ_rsq1FUwSLxRGHvZ8QsJJqzGnf9uKcyttwI8c74vSny7hz75SAt7aPx6Giap8az4BMYZJuNJspPgZyb31tNMiKbm43Xm9TV79IvClFy51HIjR_Lx0ni_KDlyI_LKMDfQ/s1600/4791-6870.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh8a9toxoqOUvQ_rsq1FUwSLxRGHvZ8QsJJqzGnf9uKcyttwI8c74vSny7hz75SAt7aPx6Giap8az4BMYZJuNJspPgZyb31tNMiKbm43Xm9TV79IvClFy51HIjR_Lx0ni_KDlyI_LKMDfQ/s1600/4791-6870.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Diana Dors</div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
The film was Directed by Douglas Hickox; who also directed Sitting Target (1972) starring Oliver Reed, Brannigan (1975) starring John Wayne, and Sky Riders (1976) starring James Coburn. The Screenplay was written by Anthony Greville-Bell; who also wrote Perfect Friday (1970) and The Strange Vengeance of Rosalie (1972).</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiufLLQ-2EkYMu92tniVrnzA0dxio-HnPm4NfAUqFWFPgMLMPL0fk3uCA-Pi-e2x4TaXSyQdncsbsGWf78duKbjuJxCWpAS4amLJ4JcYtJR06KZ-RXNMd2bQoOW3lJE-V-pxfPTPF48Z-c/s1600/Doctor-Who-Vincent-Price.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiufLLQ-2EkYMu92tniVrnzA0dxio-HnPm4NfAUqFWFPgMLMPL0fk3uCA-Pi-e2x4TaXSyQdncsbsGWf78duKbjuJxCWpAS4amLJ4JcYtJR06KZ-RXNMd2bQoOW3lJE-V-pxfPTPF48Z-c/s1600/Doctor-Who-Vincent-Price.jpg" height="640" width="547" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<b>Vincent Leonard Price, Jr.</b> (May 27, 1911 – October 25, 1993) was an American actor, well known for his distinctive voice as well as his serio-comic performances in a series of horror films made in the latter part of his career. The actor, writer, and gourmet was born in St Louis, Missouri, to Marguerite Cobb (Wilcox) and Vincent Leonard Price, Sr., president of the National Candy Company. He traveled through Europe, studied at Yale and became an actor. He made his screen debut in 1938, and after many minor roles, he began to perform in low-budget horror movies such as House of Wax (1953), achieving his first major success with House of Usher (1960) directed by <b>Roger Corman</b>. Known for his distinctive, low-pitched, creaky, atmospheric voice and his quizzical, mock-serious facial expressions, he went on to star in a series of acclaimed Gothic horror movies, such as Pit and the Pendulum (1961) and The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971). He abandoned films in the mid-1970s, going on to present cooking programs for television - he wrote "A Treasury of Great Recipes" (1965) with his second wife, Mary Grant - but had two final roles in The Whales of August (1987) and Edward Scissorhands (1990). He also recorded many Gothic horror short stories for the spoken-word label Caedmon Records. Vincent Price died at age 82 of lung cancer and emphysema on October 25, 1993. </div>
<div style="text-align: justify;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_J4bDysCp1bzaX1YRpTM47VVOEJopPg6Qzp-Zm9Fmp1QDw8h0F8S-lXUo3dANGPr-g-VG6mVukiHTTke_evdkAH-gxOh9BduE921iX3jle5DX9M82s9adsuOsMyQeQOnuvtiKfKynAc/s1600/104_Diana_Rigg.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgx_J4bDysCp1bzaX1YRpTM47VVOEJopPg6Qzp-Zm9Fmp1QDw8h0F8S-lXUo3dANGPr-g-VG6mVukiHTTke_evdkAH-gxOh9BduE921iX3jle5DX9M82s9adsuOsMyQeQOnuvtiKfKynAc/s1600/104_Diana_Rigg.jpg" height="640" width="629" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
<b>Dame Enid Diana Elizabeth Rigg</b>, DBE (born 20 July 1938) is an English actress. She is perhaps best known for the role of Emma Peel in the TV series The Avengers, which she appeared in from 1965 to 1968. She has also had an extensive career in the theatre both in Britain and America. Rigg made her professional stage debut in 1957 in The Caucasian Chalk Circle and joined the Royal Shakespeare Company in 1959. In 1971, she made her Broadway debut in Abelard & Heloise. She played Medea in 1992 at the Almeida and Wyndham's in London and again in New York, where she won the 1994 Tony Award for Best Actress in a Play. On television, she starred in the 1989 BBC miniseries Mother Love, for which she won a BAFTA Award for Best Actress and the 1997 adaptation of Rebecca, which won her an Emmy Award. Her film roles include, Helena, in A Midsummer Night's Dream (1968), Countess Teresa di Vicenzo in the James Bond film On Her Majesty's Secret Service (1969) opposite George Lazenby, Lady Holiday in The Great Muppet Caper (1981) and Arlene Marshall in Evil Under the Sun (1982). Rigg was made a CBE in 1988 and a Dame (DBE) in 1994.</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen="" class="YOUTUBE-iframe-video" data-thumbnail-src="https://ytimg.googleusercontent.com/vi/KJLaFhCZScg/0.jpg" frameborder="0" height="266" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KJLaFhCZScg?feature=player_embedded" width="320"></iframe></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br />
<div style="text-align: left;">
This film was reportedly a personal favourite of Price, as he had always wanted the chance to act in Shakespeare, but found himself being typecast due to his work in horror films. Before or after each death in the film, Lionheart recites passages of Shakespeare, giving Price a chance to deliver choice speeches such as Hamlet's famous third soliloquy ("To be, or not to be, that is the question..."); Mark Antony's self-serving eulogy for Caesar from Julius Caesar ("Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears...");<br />
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Y_2z8QjkxV8QGU_CNPz0WrKqPb7yIFdGkil7wGIj-ZoaAKVRrt_nFL4SmvRsGuxQicBQd4cootLPWV-mrhMEQ8IgA_NjUAym4FGhhgeI-Ltl7NxlpPSuT3f4PjhBi_rzGCKkmQiPGgo/s1600/9998_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8Y_2z8QjkxV8QGU_CNPz0WrKqPb7yIFdGkil7wGIj-ZoaAKVRrt_nFL4SmvRsGuxQicBQd4cootLPWV-mrhMEQ8IgA_NjUAym4FGhhgeI-Ltl7NxlpPSuT3f4PjhBi_rzGCKkmQiPGgo/s1600/9998_1.jpg" height="224" width="400" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: left;">
"Now is the winter of our discontent..." from the beginning of Richard III; and finally, the raving of the mad King Lear at the loss of his faithful daughter.</div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-26746070074664256462015-03-16T04:20:00.000-04:002015-03-16T04:20:00.608-04:00 THE DREAM / WILL SETTLE FOR / THE REALITYmovie star / tv star / department store greeter<br />
<br />
<br />
sex symbol / model / beautician<br />
<br />
<br />
film maker / film critic / film viewer<br />
<br />
<br />
super spy / policeman / mall cop<br />
<br />
<br />
novelist / journalist / newspaper hawker<br />
<br />
<br />
pro athlete / minor league player / sport card collector<br />
<br />
<br />
race car driver / limo chauffeur / grocery cart wrangler<br />
<br />
<br />
wife / girlfriend / prostitute<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-26844895890861839192015-01-02T04:20:00.000-05:002015-05-01T16:22:35.593-04:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: ZONTAR THE THING FROM VENUS (1966) John Agar Larry Buchanan<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuqZ3GMgabhC2h0qQuNA9Yaoc1BKVZzJFt3cdK83Nv_IPwYkgybeLkqBn5zOgCwj7v7jPOhKrHL4jDfcdKZyvqjg8XRPfnkFc95HxdZxNgIYshxApAjQCWnpmYTHUWEbafUdjVH1KC8Pg/s1600/zontarthePOSTER.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuqZ3GMgabhC2h0qQuNA9Yaoc1BKVZzJFt3cdK83Nv_IPwYkgybeLkqBn5zOgCwj7v7jPOhKrHL4jDfcdKZyvqjg8XRPfnkFc95HxdZxNgIYshxApAjQCWnpmYTHUWEbafUdjVH1KC8Pg/s1600/zontarthePOSTER.jpg" /></a></div>
<br />
Zontar, the Thing from Venus also known as Zontar: The Invader from Venus is a 1966, made for television, science fiction film, directed by Larry Buchanan and based on the teleplay by Hillman Taylor and Buchanan. It is a low budget color 16mm remake of Roger Corman's It Conquered the World (1956) which also featured an alien invader from Venus. This remake of Roger Corman's low budget It Conquered the World (1956) was one of a series of films shot in 16mm and color and was used to pad out one of American International's television syndication packages. <br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3zBmv2dIHxRJ239B7iLDoxJIpVcfrKfMZL62dfsPNmDGTtm2cGqQX_3e6iZkxggWSUtWuFIpWbZJFgX7In2g2sANt8oc2Xy2LCTe1J3_juhcCUPgLHI99bdRG50vedEalBBufP_W5RS0/s1600/zontar1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3zBmv2dIHxRJ239B7iLDoxJIpVcfrKfMZL62dfsPNmDGTtm2cGqQX_3e6iZkxggWSUtWuFIpWbZJFgX7In2g2sANt8oc2Xy2LCTe1J3_juhcCUPgLHI99bdRG50vedEalBBufP_W5RS0/s1600/zontar1.jpg" height="305" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
<br />
At a dinner party with their wives, NASA scientist Dr. Keith Ritchie (Tony Huston) reveals to his colleague Dr. Curt Taylor (John Agar) that he has secretly been in communication with a three-eyed, bat-winged alien from Venus named Zontar who he claims is coming to Earth to solve all of the world's problems. However, as soon as Zontar arrives on Earth via a fallen laser satellite it quickly becomes obvious that the skeletal black creature has a hidden agenda as it begins causing local power outages that stop telephones, automobiles and even running water from working and it starts taking control of people's minds using flying lobster-like "injecto-pods" that sprout from its wings. Only after his wife is killed does Ritchie finally realize that Zontar has come not as a savior but as a conqueror, and he goes to confront the hideous alien in the sulfur spring-heated cave that it has made its secret base.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKu8A9p7zyEWYWgMlI2mZ4XlA4602nG7ty6EvLfU4qU2aSYEOogBg0DLDIy86yQhKW5Tq7s2mJr_PTYliQfzZyVLzBL_UKftISZ_ZWrjKzIJSD27G99tX635uM9G6d5MPKUps3l96no4/s1600/6521308_122663984623.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFKu8A9p7zyEWYWgMlI2mZ4XlA4602nG7ty6EvLfU4qU2aSYEOogBg0DLDIy86yQhKW5Tq7s2mJr_PTYliQfzZyVLzBL_UKftISZ_ZWrjKzIJSD27G99tX635uM9G6d5MPKUps3l96no4/s1600/6521308_122663984623.jpg" height="400" width="323" /></a></div>
<br />
John George Agar, Jr. (January 31, 1921 – April 7, 2002) was an American actor. Agar made six movies with John Wayne: Fort Apache, Sands of Iwo Jima, She Wore a Yellow Ribbon, The Undefeated, Chisum, and Big Jake. In his later career he was the star of B movies, such as Tarantula, The Mole People, The Brain from Planet Arous, Revenge of the Creature, Flesh and the Spur, and Hand of Death. He was the first husband of Shirley Temple.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-bnypYykwFUrgY4PJAJSvsbPHcOewzG4gtwIEZJ_XdOfLCPVOuZkjhgs42ncptGPx1yOKuKWck8e_IwCxAR5oraouV0f1y59dbQtmzp56LvGeYz-4XnPsr0J_yw2tqkE0VaI3tR622E4/s1600/john-agar-shirley-temple-fort-apache.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-bnypYykwFUrgY4PJAJSvsbPHcOewzG4gtwIEZJ_XdOfLCPVOuZkjhgs42ncptGPx1yOKuKWck8e_IwCxAR5oraouV0f1y59dbQtmzp56LvGeYz-4XnPsr0J_yw2tqkE0VaI3tR622E4/s1600/john-agar-shirley-temple-fort-apache.jpg" height="317" width="400" /></a></div>
<br />
Agar's sister was a schoolmate of Shirley Temple. In 1944 Agar escorted Temple to a party held by her boss at the time, David O. Selznick. The two fell in love and were married in 1945. Selznick signed Agar to a five-year acting contract starting at $150 a week, including acting lessons. Agar and Temple had a daughter together, Linda Susan Agar (who was later known as Susan Black, taking the surname of her stepfather Charles Alden Black). However, the marriage foundered, in part because of Agar's drinking (he had been arrested for drunk driving) and in part because of pressures of their high public profile. Temple sued for divorce on the grounds of mental cruelty in 1949.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghffR_bzk61MnFrKwtjzIRLnJ1g2_QGnKRei6CC85c-rleJt7hWwqTpH9lB7dNbQg_PiE021p4vOKEexC7RPL7eWV_fW2D1UM3isHrCOfoMFHFo2wqj0Ca-HjhXRxTlj_r9sA8Y3q9oXU/s1600/tumblr_mvp78jhdCn1qhpmnao1_500.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEghffR_bzk61MnFrKwtjzIRLnJ1g2_QGnKRei6CC85c-rleJt7hWwqTpH9lB7dNbQg_PiE021p4vOKEexC7RPL7eWV_fW2D1UM3isHrCOfoMFHFo2wqj0Ca-HjhXRxTlj_r9sA8Y3q9oXU/s1600/tumblr_mvp78jhdCn1qhpmnao1_500.jpg" height="400" width="322" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
Agar's career suffered in the wake of his divorce, but he developed a niche playing leading men in low-budget science fiction, Western, and horror movies in the 1950s and 1960s. John Wayne gave him several supporting roles in the late 1960s and early 1970s. In later years he worked extensively in television. "I don't resent being identified with B science fiction movies at all," Agar later said. "Why should I? Even though they were not considered top of the line, for those people that like sci-fi, I guess they were fun. My whole feeling about working as an actor is, if I give anybody any enjoyment, I'm doing my job, and that's what counts."<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/1nlHK-tEEws?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>
<br />
<div style="text-align: center;">
John Agar ... Dr. Curt Taylor</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Susan Bjurman ... Anne Taylor</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Tony Huston ... Keith Ritchie (as Anthony Houston)</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Pat Delaney ... Martha Ritchie (as Patricia De Laney)</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
Neil Fletcher ... Gen. Matt Young </div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-21293405840446593042014-12-29T04:20:00.000-05:002014-12-29T04:20:00.282-05:00 12 MIDNIGHT SUSPECTS: An Inspector Charming Five Minute Mystery<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
12 MIDNIGHT SUSPECTS: An Inspector Charming Five Minute Mystery*<br />
<br />
*actual time may vary <br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsKuap0xqhWWjyJ_IYE_c-4HjGxfRItZF4pnrKlhJ2yNpyw7QE40JL2gwfc5_r2XNAtLfwgOCYFJFGdjebL4NZynFM5otWDhWXPy4LosMDgnv33QjzT2v87qvhl5SWjsQQAM1pjgVPJXs/s1600/France+Chateau+de+Chambord+castle+clouds+thunder+lightning+Wallpaper.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgsKuap0xqhWWjyJ_IYE_c-4HjGxfRItZF4pnrKlhJ2yNpyw7QE40JL2gwfc5_r2XNAtLfwgOCYFJFGdjebL4NZynFM5otWDhWXPy4LosMDgnv33QjzT2v87qvhl5SWjsQQAM1pjgVPJXs/s1600/France+Chateau+de+Chambord+castle+clouds+thunder+lightning+Wallpaper.jpg" /></a></div>
A bolt of lightning struck a tree on the north side of the palace
grounds, and thunder clapped its ominous approval. Inside, the
ascendant to the throne suddenly stepped from the shadows and into the
drawing room light. Hands regally on his hips, he waited for the last
bong of the town’s bell to finish echoing. It had just turned midnight.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsnEFweo-GADYpXXou3IgABDZmXKZ02aI9Z8m10NxiTtanqMPpJUWzzI9WdaP9hXFxAaohzhyphenhyphenksb5eY3EykVqqIxy4Kg0IYczRYNhILO4cipTksUdtKHap04RvTKWnegYwW7XQL0r_Y5s/s1600/girl_with_pipe.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsnEFweo-GADYpXXou3IgABDZmXKZ02aI9Z8m10NxiTtanqMPpJUWzzI9WdaP9hXFxAaohzhyphenhyphenksb5eY3EykVqqIxy4Kg0IYczRYNhILO4cipTksUdtKHap04RvTKWnegYwW7XQL0r_Y5s/s1600/girl_with_pipe.jpg" /></a></div>
Forsaking his rightful crown for a badge, the tough- yet still princely,
Inspector Charming majestically surveyed those in his presence; then
spoke, “I suppose you’re all wondering why I called you here tonight.”
His faithful manservant, Helot, introduced those in attendance.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPteMzbXDJ8shD64A85EqQExu11huaxAwQ0tjEhhIa_wyM_gt2x4dyaDwCPDpzcPqn7Jzo5oDTZlePFU6ckZGdQifa2ahBdu2V9JkI6NmUKwguwlJfhSmSDXhy4W2zagF99-2WPWAS5oM/s1600/original.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPteMzbXDJ8shD64A85EqQExu11huaxAwQ0tjEhhIa_wyM_gt2x4dyaDwCPDpzcPqn7Jzo5oDTZlePFU6ckZGdQifa2ahBdu2V9JkI6NmUKwguwlJfhSmSDXhy4W2zagF99-2WPWAS5oM/s1600/original.jpg" height="400" width="323" /></a></div>
Standing nervously by the fire and smoking a salmon, was mafia-connected
“Sidney Applebaum,” the Mattress King- now with eight locations! To
his side, the pedigree bitch, “Lady Gwendolyn,” a Yorkshire Terrier, sat
on a leash; while her chaperone, Broadway Queen “Carol Channing,” blew
bubbles into flat champagne. “Sergi Bendova,” a homosexual of great
acclaim and self-described ‘longtime companion,’ sat sipping Smirnoff
(by the seashore); he did not attend, and “sends his regrets- via
postcard.”<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiev322TmVv34sxnwF0yDebCIhYEVqMkZApQVuYKUL8QD6jzsw9MiEGvwULJqHmO784B7E5-EXEeEO9xCfPCkRtRepohT0ajOSNwuTPm7QzXd-5xrX3pr_qGWVhVd4T3pTXiMPQfBPEuEA/s1600/il_fullxfull.256708496.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiev322TmVv34sxnwF0yDebCIhYEVqMkZApQVuYKUL8QD6jzsw9MiEGvwULJqHmO784B7E5-EXEeEO9xCfPCkRtRepohT0ajOSNwuTPm7QzXd-5xrX3pr_qGWVhVd4T3pTXiMPQfBPEuEA/s1600/il_fullxfull.256708496.jpg" height="436" width="640" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Stirring a cocktail with a shaking hand was retired surgeon, “Dr. Howard
Fine.” Howard, whose breakthrough work with the disease Dutch Elm
saved that country’s shoe industry, poured the concoction into the
waiting IV bag of “Colonel Catsup.” Once the young hero of the
Frankfort Bun Battle of 1857 varieties, he is now nearly two hundred
years old; yet, despite his age, he avidly breathes and takes pleasure
in blinking on a near-daily basis.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilFjY9tUORZx1xfKhAObbXLNQhDgm8GCnWb8yNGVRKhMC7rF3KvAc5E5GEZ5vwB_JWhC3cItUXEwtMeEQNsBFw61Hmw3gqX-bKVM_cReduC8goYrRoHfSqjmJIRGiWQAmRUDANy7gYksQ/s1600/Meninblakc_color.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilFjY9tUORZx1xfKhAObbXLNQhDgm8GCnWb8yNGVRKhMC7rF3KvAc5E5GEZ5vwB_JWhC3cItUXEwtMeEQNsBFw61Hmw3gqX-bKVM_cReduC8goYrRoHfSqjmJIRGiWQAmRUDANy7gYksQ/s1600/Meninblakc_color.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Sneering on the divan, champion pimento-stuffer, “Miss Anne Thorpe,
accompanied by her brother Gil,” athletic coach and comic strip
character. Behind them, Asian prodigy “Mi Luv Yu” -longtime
tiddly-winker and fellatio enthusiast- stood near the window, avoiding
eye contact by tightly closing hers.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1eQ2S2UMuV3vQtfOGUDUQ6XZeLqvhd8omTuQUHdsPj5VYQPkSfq46y5H_XFoKA_RUuDjGxlxFssT0Skm0vANGQn7LuGUVy2GBWyHcxfnAoA7GmbzKwKM4f6famygT9qQBw5_SVjOK52g/s1600/lovepop_suzuka-(1).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1eQ2S2UMuV3vQtfOGUDUQ6XZeLqvhd8omTuQUHdsPj5VYQPkSfq46y5H_XFoKA_RUuDjGxlxFssT0Skm0vANGQn7LuGUVy2GBWyHcxfnAoA7GmbzKwKM4f6famygT9qQBw5_SVjOK52g/s1600/lovepop_suzuka-(1).jpg" height="640" width="352" /></a></div>
Distracted, “Malcolm X” (not the person you’re thinking of: this one had
his nose stolen by an uncle as a child- and it was never recovered!
Also, he’s white) affected nonchalance thinking he’d been caught
furtively peeking down the cleavage of reclining ecdysiast “Cinnamon
Buns” who shared the same name with a baked goods heiress, and had
mistakenly received the invitation meant for the aforementioned
Pillsbury dough girl.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxqjL1Iw6QGBS1Dx6YQPqDkCtH2Rr6V5kAgrXV545WSSpaxp_4vZl7VnceO-_XwRdlHbbqjvESD8fZH7o55MrY9O4A9JwsjTmBcsF2uTTwOm_lDipznjslXZf1UVdoTqIg4YCtjga9dHU/s1600/il_fullxfull.37174570.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxqjL1Iw6QGBS1Dx6YQPqDkCtH2Rr6V5kAgrXV545WSSpaxp_4vZl7VnceO-_XwRdlHbbqjvESD8fZH7o55MrY9O4A9JwsjTmBcsF2uTTwOm_lDipznjslXZf1UVdoTqIg4YCtjga9dHU/s1600/il_fullxfull.37174570.jpg" height="400" width="252" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
“Lord Peter Tork” cowered in the back; one half of the trio ‘The Pee-Wee
Quartet,’ he holds a world record for ruptured testicles. Glamorously
attired and her neck encrusted with diamonds (she refuses to
moisturize), “Helena Handbasket” -star of the long-running ‘Million Mile
Dash,’ tapped her foot impatiently waiting for the Inspector to reveal
his intestines (Editor’s Note: shouldn’t this read, ‘intentions?’).
“And Mr. Scott Peterson,” late of California, and husband of Lacey- also
late.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxCp8LcK-B8Cct4NZeK0kWM5dFxHfh4P2mMmCnOkacbMahqpVfT5NVm5pI5ZUMjJASONeEewMvumuMLDmAol92rnP0ah5vdZa4OtfaNkLbqs3KoUgedTDl7lGwEOuX_9koX_1yZckAjEU/s1600/scott-guilty-headline1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxCp8LcK-B8Cct4NZeK0kWM5dFxHfh4P2mMmCnOkacbMahqpVfT5NVm5pI5ZUMjJASONeEewMvumuMLDmAol92rnP0ah5vdZa4OtfaNkLbqs3KoUgedTDl7lGwEOuX_9koX_1yZckAjEU/s1600/scott-guilty-headline1.jpg" /></a></div>
Having concluded his task, Lackey retreated. Inspector Charming lit and
puffed his pipe; after passing it along, he put his foot up on the
royal dog and grimly addressed the group, “One of you... is a murderer!”<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrnmHVFpHcf5vjCM_QuxT6SwNz2FdNBwLxhQj6yZxpXggzGkd1tuqTyHkQLLxSkZ9swT7RQW9X7QiL4O10haJlLqR1e0_wdM-hkegDD9Q5uKjED8Hy171VZMGgDqx9EO5EmMh7CJfeWp4/s1600/Sherlock-Holmes-007.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrnmHVFpHcf5vjCM_QuxT6SwNz2FdNBwLxhQj6yZxpXggzGkd1tuqTyHkQLLxSkZ9swT7RQW9X7QiL4O10haJlLqR1e0_wdM-hkegDD9Q5uKjED8Hy171VZMGgDqx9EO5EmMh7CJfeWp4/s1600/Sherlock-Holmes-007.jpg" /></a></div>
After the matter had been settled (did you solve who done it?), and they
dragged the sleaze away, those who remained, sang a rousing chorus of
“Buffalo Girl Wont You Come Out Tonight” while Cinnamon stripped!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-368784912797506632.post-67237361657644878192014-12-05T04:20:00.000-05:002015-01-03T13:22:53.166-05:00FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: FUGITIVE GIRLS (1974) Ed Wood RENE BOND<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgIU9gUwTX3dH_TwuRCMcoRQKZKU4RgyfPnhFQ185jhXAtb9fegHRp7N4S6Ie9Xmqil2xmL_19XjUsPShDl_vRTpOXZ0ZHfn3c0CSKydTzCCbkgLaFKdxBqkmCmysSTJSDa_kzHNCQ3ic/s1600/fugitive-girls.w654.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgIU9gUwTX3dH_TwuRCMcoRQKZKU4RgyfPnhFQ185jhXAtb9fegHRp7N4S6Ie9Xmqil2xmL_19XjUsPShDl_vRTpOXZ0ZHfn3c0CSKydTzCCbkgLaFKdxBqkmCmysSTJSDa_kzHNCQ3ic/s1600/fugitive-girls.w654.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">
Five inmates break out of a women's prison. Four of them are hardened convicts, but one is a girl who was convicted for a crime she didn't commit. As the authorities chase them down, the cons terrorize or kill anyone who gets in their way. The legendary Edward D. Wood co-wrote and appears in this remake of his
equally legendary 1956 classic The Violent Years. The story focuses on
the exploits of a gang of young female juvenile delinquents who go on a
crime spree and wind up on the run from the law. There are at least three versions of this film. <i>Fugitive Girls</i> (also known as <i>Five Loose Women</i>) appears to be the complete film. <i>Hot on the Trail</i> contains more plot and less sex, while <i>Women's Penitentiary VIII</i> features more sex and less plot. If not for the participation of cult director Ed Wood, there wouldn't be
a reason to write about AC Stephens' 1974 drive-in R-rated "bad
girls/women in prison/or distress" cheapie "Fugitive Girls." It's an
on-the-cheap-cheap make of the American Independent/Roger Corman/Jack
Hill "bad girls on the run" '70s genre films such as "The Big Doll
House" or "The Great Texas Dynamite Chase."</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQDjCq24Yue4YTE0_avxsnW3krFT-xeFD_HMNsM3jo3EMP0Aq9BNM1vwrLok5oAnie-usN3_USkZ-hrlrrkhKJlZf1jM5WyiAAO4hyphenhyphenB42QLqmnW0IcU7mOMvhwxIWtI0oDqbmZH-cLhA/s1600/Rene-Bond-4.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTQDjCq24Yue4YTE0_avxsnW3krFT-xeFD_HMNsM3jo3EMP0Aq9BNM1vwrLok5oAnie-usN3_USkZ-hrlrrkhKJlZf1jM5WyiAAO4hyphenhyphenB42QLqmnW0IcU7mOMvhwxIWtI0oDqbmZH-cLhA/s1600/Rene-Bond-4.jpg" height="640" width="474" /></a></div>
<br />
What makes "Fugitive Girls" interesting is that it was the late-great
cult film figure Ed Wood's last stab at cinema respectibilty. Virtually
all of Wood's films from the late 1960s until his death in 1978 were
either grindhouse pre-hard-core adult films or hard-core XXXs. In fact,
Wood made several porn films with AC Stephens (Stephen Apostolof).<br />
<br />
But "Fugitive Girls' was the exception, and because of Wood's
participation, it's worth hunting done. It's an R-rated drive-in
special, complete with lots of bouncing breasts, unnecessary disrobing
and a few scenes of soft-core above-the-waste sex. The budget is
minimal; the women's prison looks like a summer girl's camp. There are
night/day continuity problems (a problem with all Wood films) and the
leads playing the Fugitive Girls were chosen for the lack of
inhibitions, rather than talent, but Wood's contributions provide that
uniqueness that is Wood. His films may be inept and inadvertently
amusing, but they are not derivative.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRM0qFURzT-BD-k-paNlWvFe5OAkcusvL_Mhc3AGg9nKeHfXPYTSuObi7wBvxOpOQzJnYqkosvj3uRk0XbOa5mddTYlgv-7XsFEdZmZA_5qO_p-KmCvKDvMHtgj9nBA0OLRFnFhNH2JCM/s1600/tumblr_msv5u58Slj1r6wes8o1_1280.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRM0qFURzT-BD-k-paNlWvFe5OAkcusvL_Mhc3AGg9nKeHfXPYTSuObi7wBvxOpOQzJnYqkosvj3uRk0XbOa5mddTYlgv-7XsFEdZmZA_5qO_p-KmCvKDvMHtgj9nBA0OLRFnFhNH2JCM/s1600/tumblr_msv5u58Slj1r6wes8o1_1280.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
Rene Bond dominated early '70s Los Angeles porn, appearing in about 300 films and loops. She entered porn in the late 1960s for the usual reason--money. In her own words, "I had some friends who were working in porno, and I needed the money. So they said they'd introduce me to some people, and they did. I got used to the money". Rene began her career in the low-budget softcore schlock of producer Harry H. Novak, often appearing with her longtime boyfriend Ric Lutze. They would be a regular cinematic pair in both softcore and hardcore films for most of the 1970s. An industry observer described her as "a sinfully sexy and youthful-looking little strumpet whose well-rounded acting skills and vivacious approach to on-screen sexing made her an instant favorite." She had a petite, trim body that made her the go-to girl to play teenagers or farmers' daughters. She also had a deft touch with comedy. Her landmark linking segments in Teen-age Fantasies: An Adult Documentary (1971) epitomize her knack for coming across as sweet and winsome in even the raunchiest material. Rene was one of the first porn starlets to have breast implants to cater to what she called the "North American Breast Fetish". She got even more work after that. Rene incorporated herself in the mid-'70s and sold photos and slides of herself through her own mail-order company. She also sang, danced and stripped at the Ivar Burlesque Theater in Hollywood. She often brought her father on stage and sang "My Heart Belongs to Daddy" (her mom also went everywhere with her). Rene happily signed autographs in the lobby for a dollar each after her performances. Rene and Ric vanished from the film scene in 1978. Rene stayed out of sight until the mid-'80s when she was spotted as a contestant on the TV quiz show Break the Bank (1985). She was introduced as a bankruptcy specialist and had a new husband in tow (she won over $9,000 in cash and prizes). Rene was seen around Las Vegas throughout the late 1980s and 1990s. She died of liver problems in the late 1990s.<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_zilCTKVQ0aM9fRMBwMWgoD7aMLpjO-zAy_byb-0ieVWvtJtF1Seynkb6Kuq4kryby-hfAM_MJV7B8rMWWGHap32XFZcoKkEYgUBpFIuFv79T8iPInZoFzh2uD2CPPTIb2AdZMvLdVek/s1600/ReneBond021.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_zilCTKVQ0aM9fRMBwMWgoD7aMLpjO-zAy_byb-0ieVWvtJtF1Seynkb6Kuq4kryby-hfAM_MJV7B8rMWWGHap32XFZcoKkEYgUBpFIuFv79T8iPInZoFzh2uD2CPPTIb2AdZMvLdVek/s1600/ReneBond021.jpg" /></a></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
The plot: A young lovely is betrayed by her boyfriend, who turns out to
be an armed robber. She's unlucky enough to be with him when he robs a
liquor store and kills the clerk. She's shipped off to prison and
bullied by her cell dorm mates who include her in their escape plans.
Once the fugitive girls escape, they're off and running from the cops in
search of hidden robbery loot and fighting, harassing and terrorizing
hippies, a disabled man and his wife, bikers, a garage attendant, and
various travelers.<br />
<br />
Wood, who was always a talented actor, plays three roles in the film.
He's Pops, a moronic service station employee (He gets billing for that
role). He also plays -- unbilled -- the sheriff, and is one of the
voices heard outside the liquor store robbery/murder. Wood also wrote
the screenplay and is listed, under the name "Dick Trent," as the
assistant director. Personally, I think Wood did most of the directing.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmkJZP8JLxvdEm69JpqTgTFG_0NB5ZUjnQoWMcJ8bPi8I5j4y57dpBzbPq-hrJGjQgHbxbA4m8BQdhV8iIShC9ud22ediMzDtGAZYpWT2Rq3Cb-AFmwk6ikVSEcx0wzDBPBYakCqGEiqI/s1600/five_loose_women_poster_02.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmkJZP8JLxvdEm69JpqTgTFG_0NB5ZUjnQoWMcJ8bPi8I5j4y57dpBzbPq-hrJGjQgHbxbA4m8BQdhV8iIShC9ud22ediMzDtGAZYpWT2Rq3Cb-AFmwk6ikVSEcx0wzDBPBYakCqGEiqI/s1600/five_loose_women_poster_02.jpg" height="640" width="418" /></a></div>
<br />
There is one great Woodian touch in "Fugitive Girls." One scene, where
the women terrorize a rich wheelchair-bound man and his wife and
sexually assault the wife, is -- incredibly -- an homage to Stanley
Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange." You gotta admire Wood's indefatigable
persistence. Here he is; involved with a low-budget cheapie one step
above porn/grindhouse, and he cares enough to forever associate
"Fugitive Girls" with "A Clockwork Orange!" What a guy Mr. Wood was!<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<span id="goog_208323939"></span><span id="goog_208323940"></span><br />
Another Woodian touch is the final scene where "bad girl" "Toni" (Rene
Bond) seems to run forever trying to escape the sheriff and one slow,
fat deputy who literally tiptoe slowly after her. Despite the
non-progress, the two law enforcement officers easily catch up with
Bond. It makes no sense, but it's a lot of fun. The late Bond, who has
become a cult figure, is the only fugitive woman worth mentioning. She
was a bubbly brunette who had "girl next door" looks. She appeared in
hundreds of films, in roles ranging from loops, extra walk-ons and
starring roles. Mst of her films were porn, which is sort of a shame,
because she could act. Wood, by the way, is by far the best actor in
"Fugitive Girls." Watching him is a reminder that he might have had a
decent career as a character actor had he not been an unreliable
alcoholic. Had "Fugitive Girls" been made a decade later, all the leads
(other than the "good girl," might have been sympathetic anti-heroes,
but this was the early '70s, and crime still didn't pay for women in
1974 cinema.<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/0bC7Bq741-c?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<br /></div>
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
</div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgezyjCqM88xiOQurM0Q5N-X3US6OZZg_8wZWNutpp5fBe8QOgSBPL_X0djADJIuBdAj54IUrFUd9ahkyCFB2IcSsNB_pZugABU7s4kzNxixdMfnabORjwPVFFsBhDmUf7EB_jEI2IZWSo/s1600/000.gif" /></a></div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.</div>
<div style="text-align: center;">
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
</div>
<br />
<br />
<br />OUCH! by MR.E.http://www.blogger.com/profile/05352126960377070376noreply@blogger.com0