to be right back
"It'll only take five minutes."
not to be late again
to return the borrowed car with a full tank of gas
to sweet baby Jesus once the airplane made it through the turbulence
to pull out in time
to never f*ck without a condom
to never ever f*ck without a condom
to never ever ever f*ck without a condom
to sweet baby Jesus once your girlfriend got her period
for better or for worse
to never drink again
to never drink that much again
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."
not to masturbate while watching the Disney channel
not to laugh