CHANGES MICHAEL JACKSON CAN MAKE TO IMPROVE HIS IMAGE

publicly calling out 50 Cent and moonwalking all over his black ass

moving to Las Vegas to begin the "Fat Michael" period of his career

Mike Jackson, oil rigger

no longer wearing the sequined marching band jacket with one glove; switching to full length fur coats and feathered pimp hats, and carrying a walking stick that sheathes a sword

sleepovers with young girls

successfully leading a ragtag band of misfits on a covert mission to capture Osama Bin Laden

dying

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WHAT HILLARY SHOULD HAVE DONE TO WIN THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION

HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON

implants and a makeover


promise to legalize it for the 4:20 crowd


a three-pointer with zero seconds left on the clock to win the WNBA finals


playing saxophone on the Arsenio Hall Show


ripping on her husband's infidelities Springer-style on a Dr. Phil prime time special; then dumping Bill for Scarlett Johansson


leading a covert commando squad into Iraq


foxy boxing Condoleezza Rice


strapping into Howard Stern's "robospanker"


revealing the amazing powers she gained after being bit by a radioactive shrew


the mysterious disappearance of Barak Hussein Obama


choosing the appropriate campaign song- the ragtime theme from "The Sting"


Tony Hawk as a running mate

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NAMES HER PARENTS CONSIDERED BEFORE DECIDING ON "CONDOLEEZZA"

 CONDOLEEZZA RICE

"Co-opleezza"


"Gorgonzola"


"Oongowa"


"Chewbacca"


"Fabulous Moolah"


"Moon Unit"


"Chicken Anne"


"Pork Fried"


"Shelly"


"Condolisa"

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