implants and a makeover
promise to legalize it for the 4:20 crowd
a three-pointer with zero seconds left on the clock to win the WNBA finals
playing saxophone on the Arsenio Hall Show
ripping on her husband's infidelities Springer-style on a Dr. Phil prime time special; then dumping Bill for Scarlett Johansson
leading a covert commando squad into Iraq
foxy boxing Condoleezza Rice
strapping into Howard Stern's "robospanker"
revealing the amazing powers she gained after being bit by a radioactive shrew
the mysterious disappearance of Barak Hussein Obama
choosing the appropriate campaign song- the ragtime theme from "The Sting"
Tony Hawk as a running mate
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