when you first met, she came to your house to sell Girl Scout cookies
she agreed to go out with you only after you promised to give back her nose
she couldn't go with you to Las Vegas for the weekend because she had to decorate a gymnasium for a sock hop
she couldn't go with you to Las Vegas for the weekend because she had to decorate a gymnasium for a sock hop
Woody Allen thinks you’re immoral
on a date at the movies, she treated for the popcorn with money she recently received from the Tooth Fairy
while you shopped at the grocery for suds and snax, she sat in the cart
when you made a funny face after sipping skunky beer- she clapped her hands, laughed, and insisted you “do it again” for twenty or thirty more times
when making out, she stopped you from going too far by shouting: “Bad touch!”
when making out, she stopped you from going too far by shouting: “Bad touch!”
the reason she wears no bra is not because she’s a free-spirited feminist
the rope she provided for kinky sex bondage was the same one she skips double-dutch with
she blows like she's inflating a balloon
the only thing she sucked in bed was her thumb
her birth control pills were Flintstone shaped
R. Kelly has a video of himself peeing on her older sister
NAMBLA complains you’re giving pedophiles a bad name
she's really an internet cop
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