MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE

 MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE

rock concert claustrophobia

big screen movie eyestrain

rolling paper cut

amusement park ride anxiety

cable channel surfing wipeout

frisbee wrist sprain

video game controller finger cramp

road trip ennui

shoppers exhaustion

junk food distaste

the heebie-jeebies

comedy writer's block

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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. 

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN

END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN

LINDSAY

goodbye to my teacher

one thing I’ll miss loads

is the look on your face

when I break the dress codes

my jeans are hip-huggers

still you think it’s wrong

when a teenage schoolgirl

shows the waistband of her thong

my tee-shirt is tight

but that’s how they’re sold

and if you don’t like it

why’s your classroom so cold?

by being sent home

for clothes much less lewd

I’ll return wearing something

to reveal I'm tattooed

COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.

ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.