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OUCH! by MR.E.
Friday, December 20, 2013
FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: Cheech y Chong NICE DREAMS (1981) Stacy Keach
Cheech and Chong have a new business driving an ice cream truck selling "Happy Herb's Nice Dreams." However, it is not ice cream they sell, but it is marijuana,
stolen from their friend Weird Jimmy whose plantation is under their
beach house camouflaged as a pool. The two eventually make a fortune.
They blissfully plan on becoming "Sun Kings in Paradise" which involves
buying an island, guitars, and enjoying lots of women.
The police are on Cheech and Chong's tails from the start, as they
trick the stoners into selling them some of their "ice cream." Sgt.
Stedanko (Stacy Keach), now himself a stoner, tests the marijuana and slowly turns into a lizard.
Just as the police storm their house, Cheech and Chong pack up the
marijuana in their truck and drive off, leaving Weird Jimmy to be
arrested. While Sgt. Stedanko continues smoking their product, becoming
stranger and more lizard-like, his two deputies Det. Drooler and Noodles
tail the stoners.
Cheech and Chong dine at a chinese restaurant to celebrate their wealth. There they accosted by an annoying record agent who bothers Chong, followed by Cheech's ex-girlfriend Donna (Guerrero, reprising her role fromand a cocaine-snorting mental patient, Howie "Hamburger Dude" (Paul Reubens aka Pee Wee Herman).
The four of them snort cocaine under the table, prompting Chong to sign
away all their money to Howie for a useless check, which they are
unable to cash due to none of them having an ID.
Cheech takes a drunk Donna out to her truck to have sex, but she passes out. A pair of incompetent CHIPS
show up, almost busting Cheech when Chong abruptly shows up in their
ice cream truck. However, not wanting to deal with the impending long
procedure of the arrest, the cops let Cheech and Chong go.
The two head back to Donna's apartment. While attempting a 3-some,
Chong leaves to get ice. At this point, Donna's crazed biker husband
Animal shows up, having broken out of prison. Cheech tries to escape out
the window and ends up climbing the hotel naked. Chong then returns to
the room and hides under the bed. Eventually, Animal has sex with Donna
and they fall asleep. Cheech gets back into the hotel and returns to the
room.
Cheech then realizes Chong has signed away all their money to Howie.
After getting a lift from Drooler and Noodles (disguised as women), the
stoners find and break into the address on the check: a mental institution.
They spend the night and in the morning they find Howie among the
inmates. Cheech tries to grab Howie to get their money but the doctors
believe Cheech to be another patient and lock him in a straitjacket and
chained up in a padded room. Chong finds a doctor (Timothy Leary) to help, and Cheech and Chong are offered "the key to the universe" (acid; LSD).
Chong simply passes out but Cheech endures a bizarre trip that
finally ends the next morning when the head nurse awakens them. She has
realized what has happened and apologizes to them, returns their money
and sets them free. At this point, Stedanko's cops show up and arrest
the head nurse and Howie instead, the stoners having escaped prior.
With Weird Jimmy's marijuana plantation busted, Cheech and Chong resort to becoming male strippers at Club Paradise where they are billed as "The Sun Kings."
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