USUALLY PRETTY GIRLS LIKE HAVING THEIR PICTURE TAKEN

but not for a mug shot

but not in a bathroom stall snorting coke with Lindsay Lohan

but not while straddling her stepfather's lap

but not from below when she's wearing a skirt and going up the escalator at the mall

but not while she's shaving her bush for charity

but not through the gap in her bedroom window's curtains while she's sleeping

but not from behind a two-way mirror in the changing booth at Chico's

but not with a mini spy camera hidden in the eye of a teddy bear

but not when she's experimenting with her best girlfriend at a pajama party

but not while she's painting her vibrator black

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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.