OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, June 10, 2013

YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM

YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM

IF...

people can hear you doing it

the other dancers are slipping in your sweat

you’re the only white guy there

you’re Carrie

your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room

paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue

you’re wearing tights and a tutu

the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”

it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister

you’ve a conjoined twin

you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket

it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer




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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

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