OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, November 18, 2013

WHAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR WHEN YOU CALL 9-1-1



"Hola, nueve uno uno, que paso?"


"Hey, I got my own problems!"


"You sound cute for a victim."


"How did you get this number?"


"Help! Please send help!"


"Can't you stop the bleeding yourself?"


"Dave's not here, man."


"How's Tuesday?"


"What's it worth to you?"


"If they're already dead, then there's really no need to 'hurry.'"


"Sorry, wrong number- this is 9-1-2."


"I can't talk now."




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