A LONELY LADY COULD DO BETTER THAN GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH SOMEONE NICKNAMED...

"Haystacks"

"Catfish"

"Noodles"

"Sluggo"

"Bullets"

"Blackie"

"Cheech"

"Chooch"

"Chuck Biscuits"

"Baby Huey"

"Boon"

"Otter"

"Flounder"

"Pinto"

"Mack the Knife"

"Ed the Head"

"Larry the Lunatic"

"Schlomo the Homo"

"Gorgeous George"

"Slapsie Maxie"

"Peter Piper"

"Slick Rick"

"Bobby Brown"

"Lee Harvey"

"Shia LeBeouf"

"Patrick Bateman"

"Super Fudge"

"Trench Foot"

"Dinky"

"Stinky"

"Pinky"

"Hootie"

"Satchmo"

"Gilligan"

"Ignatz"

"Brokeback"

"Gaylord"

"Dave"

"Fancy Pants"

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