THE LADDER OF SUCCESS FOR GOOD-LOOKING BUT POORLY-EDUCATED WOMEN

TOP RUNG

Fortune 500 CEO Trophy Wife

Hollywood Starlet

Fox News Reader

Politician's Mistress

Stay-at-Home Non-Mom

Car Dealership Owner's Girlfriend

Pussycat Doll

NFL Cheerleader

Las Vegas Showgirl

Porn Star

Celebrity Journalist

American Idol Semi-Finalist

Magician's Assistant

Rock Groupie

Rap Groupie

Stripper

Suicide Girl

Hooters Waitress

Topless Bartender

Bottomless Busgirl

Wet Tee-Shirt Contest Runner-Up

Tattooed Single Mother

Floozy

Barfly

Crack Whore

BOTTOM RUNG

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