WHERE THE "GIRLS GONE WILD CAN BE FOUND TODAY
Artie Lange personal appearances
Beauty School graduations
Born Again baptisms
Bus Stations
Child Custody hearings
Date Rape Support Group meetings
Halfway houses
Ladies' Nights at Applebees, Bennigans, and Ramada Inn lounges
Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, and Fiddy Cent concerts
Mental hospitals
Morgues
Rehabs
STD clinics
Strip joints and Go-Go bars
WWF audiences
GIRLS YOU'D LOVE TO SEE GO WILD
that cousin you only run into at weddings and funerals
every cheerleader you've ever seen
your fifth grade teacher (back then)
the good looking Olsen twin
LuAnne Platter on King of the Hill
the
secretary in the whose "hair smells terrific," the young
mother who needs a car "that's both roomy and sporty," the daughter
whose mom washes her Catholic school blouse "whiter than white," and that redhead on the Wendy's commercials
GIRLS YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE GO WILD
your sister
my sister
Sister Mary Elephant
that lone female on the road construction crew
Larry Wachowski
the Secaucus Ladies Auxiliary Bowling League Runners-Up 1993
Elle Fanning (yet)
Tootie, Natalie, and Jo
UNSUCCESSFUL GIRLS GONE WILD VIDEO SHOOT LOCATIONS
Abuse Survivors Self-Esteem Rebuilding Workshops
Breast Cancer Support Group Meetings
Brownie and Girl Scout Jamborees
Burn Wards
LPGA Tournaments
Lilith Fair Concerts
the Middle East
Neverland Ranch
Retirement Homes
Right to Life and Pro Choice Rallies
Sarah Jessica Parker Lookalike Contests
Star Wars Conventions
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
