OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, March 3, 2014

POPULAR EXCUSES

"The paparazzi were chasing me."

"I'm a celebrity."


"I'm the child of a celebrity."


"I'm the parent of a celebrity."


"I'm Lindsay Lohan."


"I can't read."
SHIA LABEOUF

 "They're not my drugs."
 MACAULAY CULKIN

"I have a prescription for those drugs."


"I'm on Ambien and was sleepwalking."


"I was just following scripture."
 MEL GIBSON


"The serpent beguiled me, and I did eat."


"She told me she was eighteen."


"The heart wants what the heart wants."
WOODY ALLEN SOON YI PREVIN


"I thought you were dead."
KURT RUSSELL (Snake Pliskin)




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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

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