refilling the salt shaker and pepper grinder
flossing
calling in sick
cleaning the dead bugs out of the overhead light fixtures
not looking at cleavage
folding laundry
asking someone you don't know to dance
showing your piercing to your father
returning deposit bottles when you've got cash in your pocket
getting your girlfriend to wear stockings to bed
staying awake during a Coldplay concert
changing the goldfish's water
giving mouth to mouth to a homeless bum
getting rid of your box of old Playboys
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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