POPULAR DAYDREAMS

Threesomes

Skydiving while dressed as Elvis

 

Fame*

*actually, mean the scene where Coco cries when she's pressured into taking off her top


Getting away with the murder of a co-worker

Your disease can be treated with medicinal marijuana

Eluding State Troopers in a high speed car chase-

while Motorhead's "Ace of Spades" is blasting out of your speakers-

 and you're eating a Philly Cheesesteak.

 

Also, Playboy Playmate Brandi Brandt (Miss October 1987)-

is trying to have sex with me- I mean "you" -while you're driving


A suddenly deceased rich relative remembered you in the will

Lindsay Lohan, strung out, at your door, jonesing for some blow- but with no money....

And that time you did that thing that was really, really cool...

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