the number of people who, when alone with a xerox machine, photocopied their butts versus the number of people who, when alone with a xerox machine, photocopies their butt- then wiped off the glass
the number of plastic cups of cheap beer you drank in college versus the number of bottles of imported beer
the number of frozen margaritas it takes for a student nurse to go back to your place versus the number it'll take for you to go back to her fat friend's place
the number of women you've slept with versus the number of women you've told your buddies you've slept with versus the number of times you've masturbated
the number of good deeds a boy scout must do per day versus the number of good deeds a girl scout must do*
*to realize this is to understand the difference between men and women
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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