bored with air travel
watches the Sundance Channel
calls rap music lyrics "urban poetry"
appointments only with doctors who practice Ayurvedic Medicine
pierced scrotum
cellphone so small it's difficult to show off
adopted Cambodian orphan
donates clothes to animal rescue shelters
doesn't own socks
enjoys taking long walks
hyphenated last name
making an effort to reduce carbon footprint
bejeweled bottled water carrier
listens only to bands that record on vinyl
praised all of Woody Allen's recent Euro-made movies
has a handle-bar mustache and a man-bun
reads Joan Didion
got married on a mountain top
drinks only craft ale and almond milk
car engine runs on bacon grease
thinks Chloe Sevigny is the most beautiful best actress in the world
is gluten free and juice cleanses
wears a "Black Lives Matter" pin
finally learned to love themselves
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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