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Friday, May 6, 2016
CRACKPOT PRODUCTS & BUSINESS IDEAS
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OUCH! by MR.E.
From MR.E. to You
- OUCH! by MR.E.
- Alphaville
- I recently returned to school; as of yet I don't have a major, but I have had a lot of minors... I was accused of "statutory rape," but my lawyer got the charge reduced to "unlawful entry"... He argued, how can you call it "rape" if she was already dead?... When found in a skid row motel with a missing girl's corpse in the bed, it's best to tell the authorities that the room was like that when you checked in... As an international superstar I try to set an example by giving back to the world and consider my trolling tween chatrooms for confused and lonely girls with daddy-issues a vocation... I formed a charity to help promiscuous teenage girls- get their start... I'm single, but "carried a torch" for my ex just long enough to set fire to her new boyfriend's car... I don't regret one day of our relationship- it was a Thursday... I want a real skinny girl; not because I think it's sexy, but it's likely she'll have poor self-esteem or a drug problem (those chicks'll do anything!)... However, I am a sucker for big tits... My dream is to settle down with a woman with whom I can have a child she wont try to drown...
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