OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Friday, May 20, 2016

NOT THE IDEAL PROM DATE


if you share at least one parent

brings along two thugs as "backup"

if you have to arrange the date with Dap Willie Green under a bridge

it's a parole violation to come within 500 feet of a public school

going to an after-prom party breaks the half-way house curfew

brings you a bouquet of flowers found while short-cutting through a cemetery

wears a tee-shirt with a cartoon of a tux printed on the front

picks you up in a limo with two Japanese businessmen riding along in the back



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