YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM
IF...
people can hear you doing it
the other dancers are slipping in your sweat
you’re the only white guy there
you’re Carrie
your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room
paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue
you’re wearing tights and a tutu
the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”
it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister
you’ve a conjoined twin
you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket
it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer
the other dancers are slipping in your sweat
you’re the only white guy there
you’re Carrie
your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room
paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue
you’re wearing tights and a tutu
the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”
it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister
you’ve a conjoined twin
you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket
it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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