NOT THE IDEAL PROM DATE

if you share at least one parent

brings along two thugs as "backup"

if you have to arrange the date with Dap Willie Green under a bridge

it's a parole violation to come within 500 feet of a public school

going to an after-prom party breaks the half-way house curfew

brings you a bouquet of flowers found while short-cutting through a cemetery

wears a tee-shirt with a cartoon of a tux printed on the front

picks you up in a limo with two Japanese businessmen riding along in the back

COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.

ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. 

CRACKPOT PRODUCTS & BUSINESS IDEAS

bent nail straightening

blowup love dolls that blow up

catered suicides

diet water

electric washcloth

female impersonators

 fishnet garbage bags

flammable pajamas

flavored eye drops

glass-bottomed bus

glass nails

gold pennies

hardcover newspapers

imitation vitamins

instant rust

instructional dvd: “How to Play DVDs”

John Wayne Gacy plush doll

kerosene flavored gum

lollipops with broken glass centers

 mail sex

mug shot photo retouching

“Nanook’s All-You-Can-Eat Blubber”

nonalcoholic beer

non-spreadable butter

non-sudsing soap

placenta helper

“Rent-a Racist”

"Rev. Al Sharpton's Sweatsuit Shoppe"

salad in a can

"Serious Putty"

snow tires (made from snow)

sponge-bottomed boats

tampons for men

tee-shirts with funny sayings printed on the inside

wood-burning ice maker

wool condoms

 

 

COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.

ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.