OUCH! by MR.E.

OUCH! by MR.E.

Monday, June 9, 2014

DON'T AGREE TO DISAGREE ON...

drinking antifreeze when you're cold


letting your son "trick or treat" dressed as any of the Kardashians


a suicide love pact


anything Court-ordered


sexual consent


agreeing to disagree


the proper way to pack a parachute


the results of your blood test




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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

Monday, June 2, 2014

WARNING: ADULT LANGUAGE



arraignment


arrears


court order


joint bank account


malignant


ovarian


paternity test


prostate exam


restraining order


spousal support


summons


taxes


warrant


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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

Monday, May 26, 2014

YOU'RE LAME IF YOU HEAR YOURSELF SAYING...

"Anyhoo..."

"bling"

"bling-bling"

"bump ugly"

"bust a nut"

"...but then I'd have to kill you."

"Buy a vowel."

"carbon footprint"

"chick flick"

"co-winky-dink"

"cutie-patootie"

"diarrhea of the mouth"

"Don't go there."

"dramedy"

"Excuse you."

"Ex-squeeze me?"

"f-bomb"

"feng shui"

"frienemy"

"Get a room!"

"gi-normous"

"going apeshit"

"happy camper"

"hella-"

"hershey squirts"

"Hollywood royalty"

"hoodie"

"horn-dog"

"I can't wait to watch Nick Lachey on the Carson Daley show tonight!"

"I feel you"

"I'm going to Disneyland!"

"It's all good."

"life-partner"

"majorly"

"My bad."

"no-brainer"

"Play 'Freebird!'"*

*(Even if you're at a Lynyrd Skynyrd or Lynyrd Skynrd Tribute Band concert)**

**(Especially if it's a Lynyrd Skynrd Tribute Band concert)

"stud muffin"

"tap dat ass"

"tinkle"

"toe jam"

"Use the force."

"Wazzup my home boy-eee?"

"What e-ver."

"You are the weakest link- goodbye!"



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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

Friday, May 23, 2014

FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: Seth MacFarlane CAVALCADE OF CARTOON COMEDY & Trey Parker and Matt Stone THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS

SETH MACFARLANE's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy is an American cartoon web series consisting of comic cartoon shorts (similar to the cutaways from Family Guy) unrelated to each other; released on MacFarlane's YouTube channel, SethComedy.


The series, which aired several episodes a month, was originally sponsored by Burger King, with videos appearing on their official channel.  The series was then sponsored by Priceline.com, and finally, Nike.  There are 50 shorts altogether.  It was the most watched YouTube channel of the week obtaining over 3 million video views only 2 days after the first episode was released.

CAVALCADE OF CARTOON COMEDY

The Spirit of Christmas is the name of two different animated short films made by TREY PARKER and MATT STONE. They are notable for being precursors to the animated series South Park. To differentiate the two, they are often referred to as Jesus vs. Frosty (1992) and Jesus vs. Santa (1995).


In 1992, Trey Parker and Matt Stone made The Spirit of Christmas (aka Jesus vs. Frosty) while they were students at the University of Colorado under the "Avenging Conscience Films" moniker. They animated the film using only construction paper, glue and a very old 8 mm film camera, and premiered it at the December 1992 student film screening. The film features four children very similar in appearance to three of the four main characters of South Park, including a character resembling Cartman but called "Kenny", a hooded boy resembling Kenny (who remains unnamed) and two other boys similar in appearance and voice to Stan and Kyle.  


In 1995, after seeing the Jesus vs. Frosty film, Fox executive Brian Graden paid Stone and Parker $2,000 to make another animated short as a video Christmas card that he could send to friends. In turn, the duo created Jesus vs. Santa.  The film reportedly had a budget of $750, with Parker and Stone keeping the remainder of their commission.  Graden initially distributed the video to eighty friends in December 1995. After months' being passed around on bootleg video and the Internet, the film caught the attention of cable network Comedy Central, which hired the pair to develop the South Park series, which premiered in August 1997.

JESUS VS FROSTY
 

JESUS VS SANTA





COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

Monday, May 19, 2014

ALL I KNOW I LEARNED FROM CARTOONS


ACME manufactures everything diabolical






















banks keep money in canvas sacks with dollar signs on them

























booze comes in bottles marked "xxx"





















poison is labeled with a skull and crossbones



























spinach makes you instantly strong




















when knocked unconscious, your eyes turn to "X's" and birds chirp and circle above your head accompanied by twinkling stars






















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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR. 
 
 

Friday, May 16, 2014

FRIDAY NIGHT MOVIE: TARZOON Shame of the Jungle (1975) JOHN BELUSHI Bill Murray

Tarzoon: Shame of the Jungle (French: Tarzoon, la honte de la jungle) is a 1975 adult-oriented French/Belgian animated film directed by cartoonist Picha and Boris Szulzinger.  The film was the first foreign-animated film to receive both an X rating and wide distribution in the United States.  A sex-comedy cartoon spoof of Edgar Rice Burroughs' Tarzan the Apeman.



The voice cast is comprised of National Lampoon Radio Hour, Second City, Saturday Night Live  talents- as well as the son of M.G.M.'s Tarzan; the English script was co-written by (then lovers) Anne Beatts & Michael O'Donoghue (Mr. Mike):

Johnny Weissmuller, Jr. - Shame
Pat Bright - Queen Bazonga
Emily Prager - June
John Belushi - Craig Baker
Brian Doyle-Murray - Charles Of The Pits #1
Andrew Duncan - Charles Of The Pits #2
Christopher Guest - Chief M'Bulu / Short / Nurse
Judy Graubart - Stella Starlet
Adolph Caesar - Brutish
Guy Sorel - Cedric Addlepate
Bill Murray - Reporter
Bob Perry - Narrator
Deya Ment - Additional Voices
John Baddeley - Additional Voices







COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.

Monday, May 12, 2014

DEGREES OF DIFFICULTY

purchasing your first Playboy magazine

refilling the salt shaker and pepper grinder

flossing

calling in sick

cleaning the dead bugs out of the overhead light fixtures

not looking at cleavage

folding laundry

asking someone you don't know to dance

showing your piercing to your father

returning deposit bottles when you've got cash in your pocket

getting your girlfriend to wear stockings to bed

staying awake during a Coldplay concert

changing the goldfish's water

giving mouth to mouth to a homeless bum

getting rid of your box of old Playboys




COPYRIGHT 2007-2014 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.