MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE
rock concert claustrophobia
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
Friday, July 15, 2016
MALADIES MEDICINAL MARIJUANA IS KNOWN TO CURE
Friday, July 1, 2016
END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN
END OF THE SCHOOL YEAR POEM by LOLITA LOHAN
one thing I’ll miss loads
is the look on your face
when I break the dress codes
my jeans are hip-huggers
still you think it’s wrong
when a teenage schoolgirl
shows the waistband of her thong
my tee-shirt is tight
but that’s how they’re sold
and if you don’t like it
why’s your classroom so cold?
by being sent home
for clothes much less lewd
I’ll return wearing something
to reveal I'm tattooed
COPYRIGHT 2007-2015 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
Friday, June 17, 2016
U.S. GRADUATING STUDENTS LEAD THE WORLD
U.S. GRADUATING STUDENTS LEAD THE WORLD
IN...
after school brawlsathletic team sado-homo teabagging
belly button piercing
cellphone text messaging
class skipping
date rape
detention
dropping out
fire alarm pulling
food fights
locker combination reminders
pencil sharpening
prom night alcohol-related car crash fatalities
promiscuity
science lab vandalism
textbook margin doodling
untied shoelaces
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ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
Friday, June 3, 2016
YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM
YOU'RE BETTER OFF NOT DANCING AT THE PROM
IF...
people can hear you doing it
the other dancers are slipping in your sweat
you’re the only white guy there
you’re Carrie
your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room
paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue
you’re wearing tights and a tutu
the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”
it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister
you’ve a conjoined twin
you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket
it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer
the other dancers are slipping in your sweat
you’re the only white guy there
you’re Carrie
your dance-partner thinks you’re fighting diarrhea and points you towards the rest room
paramedics insist on sticking something between your teeth to keep you from swallowing or biting your tongue
you’re wearing tights and a tutu
the song playing is “It’s Raining Men”
it’s a slow dance and you came with your sister
you’ve a conjoined twin
you’re a slasher disguised as a teacher and there’s butcher’s cutlery hidden under your corduroy jacket
it’s during the memorial moment for that kid who had cancer
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
Friday, May 20, 2016
NOT THE IDEAL PROM DATE
brings along two thugs as "backup"
if you have to arrange the date with Dap Willie Green under a bridge
it's a parole violation to come within 500 feet of a public school
going to an after-prom party breaks the half-way house curfew
brings you a bouquet of flowers found while short-cutting through a cemetery
wears a tee-shirt with a cartoon of a tux printed on the front
picks you up in a limo with two Japanese businessmen riding along in the back
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
Friday, May 6, 2016
CRACKPOT PRODUCTS & BUSINESS IDEAS
COPYRIGHT 2007-2016 OH BOY! 3LAWNVIEWAGOGO / ALL RIGHTS RESERVED MR.E.
ED SPRINGSTEAD, JR.
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